Alright you bunch of cottagers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:25, archived)

I prefer to identify as a bungalower.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:29, archived)

Well bollocks to that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:34, archived)

That's the same but the other party is an OAP with dementia...
You sicko!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 16:42, archived)

No kink-shaming, please.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 16:47, archived)

yeah not so bad m8
not so bad
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:29, archived)

Top cottaging

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:35, archived)

I'm more of a lean-to-er.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:35, archived)

You keep your filth to yourself

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:36, archived)

Yes I do.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 17:14, archived)

I am

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:36, archived)

How very well planned

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:36, archived)

I'm a chalet bungalower, apparently.
Never heard of them before I moved into one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:40, archived)

I am, indeed, moving into a cottage

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:43, archived)

well hurry up and shut the door then, it's freezing outside

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:45, archived)

Got a fireplace too

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 16:11, archived)

Baby it's cold outside

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 16:15, archived)

I don't get bungalows with upstairs. Always been a thing tho . I personally live in a normal one story bungalow

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 18:32, archived)

Whoever did it made the most of the space, nice big staircase and 3 decent sized spare rooms + toilet upstairs.
House is from the 1930s though, and you really don't want to know about the wiring.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Jan 2025, 8:56, archived)

If someone proffers you an unwashed cock in a public convenience,
is that cottage cheese?
( .Yeti., Thu 9 Jan 2025, 15:50, archived)

If you punch a hole in it it's Swiss Cottage Cheese

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 16:12, archived)

Yeah, why?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Jan 2025, 16:21, archived)

just asking

( .Yeti., Thu 9 Jan 2025, 16:22, archived)

Greenhouser here, I like everyone to see

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 17:44, archived)