Why not make millions through crypto dealing
bro?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:38, archived)

inb4 QueefCoin rugpull.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:06, archived)

Bollocks, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:20, archived)

Remember when
this guy decided to sell all his "artwork" and old b3ta shit as NFTs? A quick look at the link suggests that his sales success rate is hovering around 0%.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:25, archived)

What a cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:29, archived)

I mean, I get that he was looking to monetise his shitty 'vector' images and GIFs
but exactly who the fuck he thought would want to buy a link to a crude animation of TAFKAP fucking a dolphin is a question for the ages.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:33, archived)

hey, Hedgey's not that bad m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:14, archived)

Yes I am.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:21, archived)

oh yeah lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 17:13, archived)

But they said "I know plenty of people making good money from their work"!
I guess either they were a liar, or their work was substantially shitter than that of their peers. Either way, my sympathy is firmly hovering around zero.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:35, archived)

My favourite part of that thread
is when someone pointed out that Bowie's eyes weren't actually different colours, and the artist expressed surprise and that they were "just going by the source pic".

*Throws money at screen*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:30, archived)

might set up an OnlySmeg a/c

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:51, archived)

There's good money to be made in selling high-end kitchen appliances.
You could become a fridge magnate, in fact.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:51, archived)

^ full of Siemens

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)

Oh mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)

^ Smeg head

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:26, archived)

I won't judge you until I've walked a Miele in your shoes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:03, archived)

Was trying to think of more appliance brand puns but I’ve got Neff all

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:26, archived)

I'll sneak in like a Ninja, and BOSCH, another two hits to the pun-gland.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 18:35, archived)

Ooh! Very good.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 18:53, archived)

breville

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 19:09, archived)