Bollocks :(
Eaten too much, plus one too many pints. Must lie down for a bit and think about going on a diet before I burst.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 20:45, archived)

This is not your blog you glutton. Fuck off.

( mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 20:54, archived)

I've missed this board 😭

( vladimir, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 22:11, archived)

wait it does emojis now? fuucccck
what's next, hoverboots?!
( vladimir, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 22:32, archived)

If you want a vision of the future of /talk
imagine a hoverboot stamping on a face, forever
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 23:25, archived)

😍

( vladimir, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 23:33, archived)

and missing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 11:33, archived)

Is the face belming?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:34, archived)

You fat cunt.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Mar 2025, 22:23, archived)

More pints will make you piss out the fat

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 22:57, archived)

🤯

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 23:44, archived)

+r

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Mar 2025, 5:41, archived)

Worst MC5 cover ever.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Mar 2025, 8:00, archived)

Blobs of molten fat spurting out of your cock,
or fountains of piss bursting out of your flabby bits? Which is it? We must know.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 6:05, archived)

Molten fat spurting out your cock
It means you can fake orgasms as well
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 9:04, archived)

Not one of Richard Herring's best emergency questions.

( brb top shit, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:06, archived)

My brother has been on keto for a few weeks
Lost a stone and a half and no longer looks like he's smuggling a wok
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 8:01, archived)

Special K will do that for you

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 8:50, archived)

My other half is on the munjaro
his pens had a couple of ml left after he'd taken his jabs so I've been microdosing. It's fucking great! I've lost 4kg! Shirts had been getting a bit tight recently and now they fit nicely.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 8:43, archived)

Never heard of munjaro till yesterday
One of the office workers has been on it and has lost 40lbs. I didn't notice, she works downstairs and I'm upstairs
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 10:11, archived)

alright gordon jackson

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 10:52, archived)