Our bin is as old as hour house so I was quite distraught when the binmen broke the lid
but I've repaired it and have been singing "I fixed the bin" to the tune of "I Saw The Sign" by Ace of Base.

How's your bholidayweekend going?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 3 May 2025, 16:53, Reply)

Hang on a minute!
Is the bin second hand?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:01, Reply)

Erm. Dunno
It was here when we moved in.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:15, Reply)

This guy gets it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:27, Reply)

It’s bin ok so far

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:05, Reply)

ok so far ein Berliner
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 4 May 2025, 10:40, Reply)

Rubbish

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:16, Reply)

I refuse to answer this
It would be a waste of time
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:18, Reply)

Steady on queef
No need to be so trash
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:25, Reply)

Don't pedal nonsense m8
It's wheelie unnecessary
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:27, Reply)

Seriously though
Where have you really been?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:30, Reply)

Suckham

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:10, Reply)

Banbury

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:11, Reply)

Scunthorpe

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 18:15, Reply)

Kidderminster

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:15, Reply)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaxons
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:21, Reply)

Stepford

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:17, Reply)

Runcorn

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 19:48, Reply)

They're all in The North

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:08, Reply)

how terribly brave

( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:48, Reply)

Stay about from hour bin

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:25, Reply)

Sweaty

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:34, Reply)

Where you wheely bin?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 17:51, Reply)

Seriously though!
FUCK YOU BPD
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:52, Reply)

Big Paedo Daddy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 17:59, Reply)

Alrite brb

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 18:03, Reply)

Big fan of drake I hear.

( mongychops, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:27, Reply)

Garold Fixbin

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:09, Reply)

LOL
You made me spit cider down my japper
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 18:10, Reply)

"The Aristocrats!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:12, Reply)

I'd make some terrible pun
But they've all bindun
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:39, Reply)

put a lid on it trash monkey
also candles woo yay houpla etc
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:11, Reply)

8 years since I got a phone that wouldn't let me log into my old account

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:23, Reply)

you must be due an upgrade by now

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:39, Reply)

To somewhere other than b3ta you mean?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:10, Reply)

there isn't anywhere
believe me I tried
( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8420053
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:35, Reply)

omg 🤝

( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:42, Reply)

My Ludwig forum is full. That alien robotic egg, need more servers

( mongychops, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:35, Reply)

is this about the famous composer or am I going to have to look some of these details up to understand

( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:44, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ThMmLVWZo8&ab_channel=Zoromes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:16, Reply)

ahahaha thank you, incredible

( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:34, Reply)

I'm sure I remember Quatermass a bit differently though

( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:35, Reply)

haha i was just talking about that show a few weeks ago
first time i've seen mention of it in decades
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:15, Reply)

8 eh? Expect a very special birthday gaz from apis sunt apis

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:11, Reply)

s c
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:12, Reply)