The Milky Bars are on me!
Not really, that's elephant spunk.

Hiya knob's and fanny's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 10:03, Reply)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 May 2025, 10:17, Reply)

off to see Hawkwind on Monday
on my own because my brother is 'unavailable' :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 10:19, Reply)

:(

( $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:20, Reply)

brothers can be cunts
Mine are
( Jismstick hit me with your, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:56, Reply)

Not mine
He's just dead
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:16, Reply)

One of mine is too. Died in a head on car crash with a lorry.
He won't mind me saying he was still a cunt though
( Jismstick hit me with your, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:22, Reply)

And a shit driver

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 May 2025, 16:21, Reply)

Akchully the lorry driver was pissed and on the wrong side of the road..
And it was a foggy morning. It's fine to surmise without the facts. Please be my guest. It will be like Fox News.
( Jismstick hit me with your, Thu 22 May 2025, 17:47, Reply)

Go fuck yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 May 2025, 18:15, Reply)

yes and thank you
have a great day
( Jismstick hit me with your, Thu 22 May 2025, 18:35, Reply)

see Hawk break
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 May 2025, 16:19, Reply)

Alwez

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 16:26, Reply)

Either way, it sounds messy.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 May 2025, 10:25, Reply)

Totes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 10:36, Reply)

Er gross

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 May 2025, 10:34, Reply)

Blates

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 10:40, Reply)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 May 2025, 11:00, Reply)

Yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:15, Reply)

pint thereof, please

( $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 22 May 2025, 11:01, Reply)

You can't drink a pint of Milky Bars, that's just crazy talk.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 May 2025, 11:15, Reply)

Don't you fucking bet against it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 May 2025, 11:16, Reply)

Not with that attitude, you can't

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 May 2025, 12:11, Reply)

Richard mcbeef off of the internet once drank a pint of prawns
Sadly, the suits down at wikipedia don't want you to know that :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:37, Reply)

That's why I come to b3ta for all my truly important news.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:47, Reply)

He actually shat them out into the same glass

( $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:50, Reply)

How many times did this happen before the prawns started to lose cohesion?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:55, Reply)

5

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:15, Reply)

*makes note on clipboard*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2528699
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2025, 16:03, Reply)

Holy shit this place is still going.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)

not really

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 22 May 2025, 11:58, Reply)

Replying so you don't feel left out.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:09, Reply)

Holy shit it's Maffers.
Hello Maffers, you old person.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 May 2025, 12:12, Reply)

Hello Aardvark.
How are you keeping?
My first post since 2018 apparently.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:07, Reply)

Not bad, thanks. Still the same suave, debonair and handsome bugger I've always been, just fatter, older, uglier and shitter.
How's tricks with you?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:16, Reply)

Much and such the same to be honest.
Older and fatter. And more tired.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:03, Reply)

'Going' is a bit strong

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 May 2025, 12:24, Reply)

Existing begrudgingly

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:09, Reply)

Aren't we all

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:04, Reply)

short for 'going mouldy'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:16, Reply)

Gabriellezzzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:01, Reply)

Henry Kellyzzzzz

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 22 May 2025, 20:00, Reply)

It's been three months, I'd imagine he's pretty far gone by now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 23 May 2025, 10:04, Reply)

+ down the shitter

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 May 2025, 12:43, Reply)

Nowt new there though

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:08, Reply)

do you have a dream?

( $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:03, Reply)

Life took them from me.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 13:08, Reply)

It's a thriving puerile digital arts forum m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:17, Reply)

I remember back in the day, when it was all exactly the same
About 18 years ago.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:24, Reply)

Hello Maffers

( vladimir, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:26, Reply)

Hello Vlad.
Hope you're keeping well.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:22, Reply)

thank you I am keeping, that's the main thing
and I hope you are also keeping as the main thing :)
( vladimir, Thu 22 May 2025, 17:31, Reply)

It's like the turd you drop after eating greasy food
It just won't flush.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Not linked to on main site. Banished for all eternity
I recently found it again too. It's still a big pile of poo, and I like it. Everyone tells me to fuck off. It's great.
( Jismstick hit me with your, Thu 22 May 2025, 14:58, Reply)

fuck off

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:00, Reply)

yay!

( Jismstick hit me with your, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:23, Reply)

Gas yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 May 2025, 15:14, Reply)

It's like when they used to keep grandad up in the attic bedroom when he went a bit dotty.
And offensive.

The shameful secret.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:23, Reply)

No shame. Full on groping.
And Xanax.
( Jismstick hit me with your, Thu 22 May 2025, 15:25, Reply)

Hello/fuck you Maffers
I remember your name but I have lost all my notes so I don't remember the nature of our relationship.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 May 2025, 16:22, Reply)

My notes have you two marked as "tender but noisy lovers"

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 May 2025, 16:57, Reply)

Mine says 'CLAPPING BUTTOCK CHEEKS'

( Jismstick hit me with your, Thu 22 May 2025, 18:43, Reply)