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Little does Mongy know that apparently my mate's dad played for Charlton in the 70s
Vinnie O'Kane
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 May 2025, 11:34, Reply)
One of my private school chums is the second cousin of Pat Jennings.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 11:37, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 May 2025, 11:38, Reply)
100% true yo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 11:40, Reply)
still bollocks tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:52, Reply)
BOLLOCKS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 12:59, Reply)
which primate school did you go to?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 18:33, Reply)
St Gibbons'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 23 May 2025, 19:56, Reply)
Patron saint of napkins and cummerbunds

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 19:59, Reply)
I bet he liked playing in the hole behind Butt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 May 2025, 11:38, Reply)
Remember when they played arsenal and seaman was all over him

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:37, Reply)
Just off for a quick poo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 11:40, Reply)
My mum's got a regimental football match photo from WWII with my maternal grandfather alongside Matt Busby.
I'm pretty sure there's another later-to-become-well-known player in there as well, but I can't remember their name.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 23 May 2025, 11:48, Reply)
Arseboon Dilbaro?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 11:49, Reply)
Al-Nazi.
My grandfather, I mean. After the Christmas truce they started shooting each other again.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:19, Reply)
All my nan's brothers played football, most of them professionally
But only one of them played for any teams on the mainland. And you will not have heard of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:01, Reply)
Steve Claridge

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:16, Reply)
Bless you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:25, Reply)
Fortesque Fotherington Frothgash

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:42, Reply)
It's Fotheringham
But it's ok, it's a common mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:57, Reply)
Mahsood Wilson

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:22, Reply)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:35, Reply)
I don't believe it!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 May 2025, 14:11, Reply)
No sportsball people in my family
Which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:13, Reply)
My dad's brother uncle's mate cousin knew Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:18, Reply)
We *all* know Jesus here on this God-fearing forum.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:21, Reply)
we all know little do we know here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:40, Reply)
my dad used to work for God.
True story
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:08, Reply)
Everybody did back then, now it's Bezos.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:50, Reply)
same difference

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 23 May 2025, 19:57, Reply)
Spotify says it's New Music Friday! and they're recommending Mozart ffs, he must have a new single out, another fucking requiem i bet

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:46, Reply)
No that was the London Boys

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:02, Reply)
Touch my bum, this is Walthamstow

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:05, Reply)
It is?
*runs over self*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:22, Reply)
strangely enough i've got a brand new Mozart requiem here to commemorate this sad occasion, thanks New Music Friday!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:45, Reply)
The Wurzels' first draft was rejected as 'too highbrow'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:47, Reply)
I'll give you the key signature

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:50, Reply)
vg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:58, Reply)
lolllll

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:45, Reply)
Walthamlittledotheystow

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 23 May 2025, 18:44, Reply)
Dr. Knowlittle

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:49, Reply)
Big match Sunday, come on you addicks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:57, Reply)