Little does Mongy know that apparently my mate's dad played for Charlton in the 70s
Vinnie O'Kane
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 May 2025, 11:34, archived)

One of my private school chums is the second cousin of Pat Jennings.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 11:37, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 May 2025, 11:38, archived)

100% true yo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 11:40, archived)

still bollocks tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:52, archived)

BOLLOCKS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 12:59, archived)

which primate school did you go to?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 18:33, archived)

St Gibbons'

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 23 May 2025, 19:56, archived)

Patron saint of napkins and cummerbunds

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 19:59, archived)

I bet he liked playing in the hole behind Butt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 May 2025, 11:38, archived)

Remember when they played arsenal and seaman was all over him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:37, archived)

Just off for a quick poo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 11:40, archived)

My mum's got a regimental football match photo from WWII with my maternal grandfather alongside Matt Busby.
I'm pretty sure there's another later-to-become-well-known player in there as well, but I can't remember their name.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 May 2025, 11:48, archived)

Arseboon Dilbaro?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 May 2025, 11:49, archived)

Al-Nazi.
My grandfather, I mean. After the Christmas truce they started shooting each other again.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:19, archived)

All my nan's brothers played football, most of them professionally
But only one of them played for any teams on the mainland. And you will not have heard of him.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:01, archived)

Steve Claridge

( $$ ✅, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:16, archived)

Bless you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:25, archived)

Fortesque Fotherington Frothgash

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:42, archived)

It's Fotheringham
But it's ok, it's a common mistake
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:57, archived)

Mahsood Wilson

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:22, archived)

Correct

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:35, archived)

I don't believe it!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 May 2025, 14:11, archived)

No sportsball people in my family
Which is nice
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:13, archived)

My dad's brother uncle's mate cousin knew Jesus

( $$ ✅, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:18, archived)

We *all* know Jesus here on this God-fearing forum.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:21, archived)

we all know little do we know here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:40, archived)

my dad used to work for God.
True story
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:08, archived)

Everybody did back then, now it's Bezos.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:50, archived)

same difference

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 23 May 2025, 19:57, archived)

Spotify says it's New Music Friday! and they're recommending Mozart ffs, he must have a new single out, another fucking requiem i bet

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:46, archived)

No that was the London Boys

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:02, archived)

Touch my bum, this is Walthamstow

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:05, archived)

It is?
*runs over self*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:22, archived)

strangely enough i've got a brand new Mozart requiem here to commemorate this sad occasion, thanks New Music Friday!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:45, archived)

The Wurzels' first draft was rejected as 'too highbrow'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:47, archived)

I'll give you the key signature

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:50, archived)

vg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:58, archived)

lolllll

( vladimir, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:45, archived)

Walthamlittledotheystow

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 23 May 2025, 18:44, archived)

Dr. Knowlittle

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 May 2025, 12:49, archived)

Big match Sunday, come on you addicks

( mongychops, Fri 23 May 2025, 13:57, archived)