18 years. 18 fucking years.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 3:39, archived)

If your account were a girl, it would already be too old for Hexachordal.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Jun 2025, 5:42, archived)

Thanks so much for reminding me about that...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:30, archived)

Sorry. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Jun 2025, 15:23, archived)

n00b

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 7:58, archived)

noob

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 8:11, archived)

pube

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 8:22, archived)

That is a very long time

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 8:30, archived)

loos'er

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 9:46, archived)

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle up the bum
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:30, archived)

My wrists are still broken, this wouldn't happen if the NHS was privatised

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:37, archived)

how do you wipe your bum?

( $imon $quibb ✅, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:45, archived)

Slowly and carefully

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:53, archived)

digusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

he's clearly using a modified sack scratcher

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:55, archived)

Have a smoke on me, doc!

( $imon $quibb ✅, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:45, archived)

2 Can Chunder!
Years pass like silence, like thunder
Well might we all wonder
Before we sink under
Did it all have any meaning
Any of the feelings
Any of the flashes of sight, of light
Any of the thoughts, fraught, caught
The moments of pure transport
No answers come. We are merely left to say
In a puzzled, peaceful voice, HAPPY B3TA BIRTHDAY!
( vladimir, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:56, archived)

Thank you Vlad, I like this very much

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 17:38, archived)

:)

( vladimir, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 18:29, archived)

mmmnnnggg
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:57, archived)

Going to need to change the candle system soon...
Maybe replace candles with a cake at 10 years, cupcakes for 5 years, then candles for lower numbers...

Everyone gaz this to Sn0tters like it was your own idea, so he won't know who to blame - because he never reads these posts, so I'll be totally safe.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:42, archived)