Shake On Me

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)

I Wish I Could Be Crispy Every Day
Just leaving that here in case Roy Wood burns to death in an accident.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:49, archived)

Roy Wouldn’t

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:53, archived)

Roy Won't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:15, archived)

Roy Firewood

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:26, archived)

Roy Orbison

( Cock, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:46, archived)

What's your favourite Simply Red song?
Mine is 'Money's Too Tight (To Mention)' as it captures the frustrations of not having money.
( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 18:24, archived)

too difficult to choose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:27, archived)

defo

( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)

Impossible to decide, I’ve never managed to listen to one in full without wishing for immediate death

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:29, archived)

RIP

( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)

That one about wanting to fall from the stars straight into your arse.
It’s a sentiment to which we can all relate.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:58, archived)

i hope you've got a coprophilia bend

( MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:32, archived)

however you spell it, not using google to check

( MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:33, archived)

I don’t spell it, as a rule.
I’ll just take your spelling as gospel.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)

Nice
a/s/l?
( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)

old/hairy/closer than you think

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:28, archived)

Mick Fucknall

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:32, archived)

Muck Spunkall

( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)

Muck Chuckitall

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)

-M +Pr

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)

I don't know, he says money's too tight to mention, but he's already mentioned it at that point, I don't know what to make of it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)

Good point
what does he want to do about it? Nothing, typical scrounger.
( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:24, archived)

I like Stars. Unironically. Fucking sue me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:58, archived)

I can't afford legal action at the moment.

( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)

hahaha wanker

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:20, archived)

It's been decades since I gave a fuck what bitter old queens thought about my tastes in anything, enjoy your superiority

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:28, archived)

ok wanker

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:52, archived)

+Trek convention

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:47, archived)

Too tight to mention
but not too tight to write a whole song about it and tour with a band and sing it around the globe.

Can totally relate.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:54, archived)