Show some fucking respect m8.
I was at a meeting with that there Chris Whitty last week. Despite his name he was surprisingly serious.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:20, archived)

Sir Chris m8

( mongychops, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)

That axillary nerve block is cool shit, weird when feeling comes back.

( mongychops, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)

If only your wrists weren't all fucked up you could wank yourself off and it would feel like someone else was doing it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

Dunno went to scratch my nose and twated myself in the face, the whole arms useless

( mongychops, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:05, archived)

be careful, you don't want to get into a runaway arms face with putin or someone

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 14:42, archived)

-someone +sutin

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 15:09, archived)

Respect has to be earnt, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)

you should have kept calling him "whitey" and laughing hysterically every time they corrected you, that's how to win at meetings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)

You should have opened with "Chris SHITTY, more like!" and then dropped the mic.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

you should have planted both feet firmly on the desk and taken an enormous shit while maintaining eye contact in order to assert dominance
to state the fucking obvious
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:56, archived)

+ and then said "Chris SHITTY, more like!" and waddled out of the room, pants still round your ankles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:04, archived)

it wasn't a mic he dropped

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:09, archived)

You should have asked him if he's witty.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:59, archived)

tell us a fucking joke chris or has it all been a lie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)

last week. Despite his name he was surprisingly serious you're listening to the boy from the big bad city, this is jam hot, this is jam hot
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

Did you shout "next slide please" because that would have been well lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:12, archived)

I had the misfortune to be in a meeting with Matt Hancock some years back
What an insufferable cunt
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

You, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:22, archived)

Yes

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:29, archived)

I hope you called him Matt Wanksock

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 17:58, archived)

*disappointed face* "Oh, I thought it was going to be Sir Chris *Hoy*."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)

Did you make Chris Cross?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:29, archived)