morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 8:05, archived)

David Cadaveron

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 8:24, archived)

Didnae ken he wis deid!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:08, archived)

cunt
you got my hopes up
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:54, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:22, archived)

Lol, made you look.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:47, archived)

yeah and I found out that cunt is back

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:59, archived)

Justin Timberlakezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 11:30, archived)

Morning
Very productive weekend. My dad visited and we spent a couple of days plastering the porch which sounds like a euphamism but really isn't. The space is looking great and will be epic after a lick of paint.

Bit of a downer that my brother in law is due to go into a hospice this week. He's asleep most of the time now and barely with-it. The annoying thing about this is that he's likely to cark it in the next couple of weeks and I had birthday plans for next month, the inconsiderate fucker. Oh well, I can always take over the funeral reception and maybe I can get away with spending less on booze. Always look on the bright side and that.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 8:42, archived)

it doesn't even sound like a euphemism

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:36, archived)

^relentless porch plasterer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:15, archived)

Mondays are shit because I have to be in the office.
/ac
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:19, archived)

[Nelson] HA HA! [/Nelson]
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:47, archived)

At least I have all the lovely people of /talk to help me through this difficult time.
You bastard.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:16, archived)

,Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:50, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:46, archived)

Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:11, archived)

s’megg

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:23, archived)

You've got some fucking nerve, swanning in here and just saying "morning" after what you've done.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 11:26, archived)

Who's the spiciest nonce?
Rolf Harissa!
( .Yeti., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 11:27, archived)

As measured using the Jimmy Scoville scale?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 11:53, archived)

Jimmy Savanilla

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:04, archived)

Curry Glitter

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:04, archived)

Jonathon King Prawn

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:16, archived)

Brian Peppers

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:24, archived)

Spicychomp

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:27, archived)

SpanishRiceblend

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:42, archived)

Donald Trump, figurehead of the NAGA movement.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:45, archived)

Hugh Edwasabi

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:15, archived)

Jeffrey Epspice
so spicey you need to hang it up for a few years before it really has any effect.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:16, archived)