omg guy's
Seems like I've got a new job. woo yay dibnah
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8383318
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:36, Reply)

African Bum Cleaner actually

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:41, Reply)

Aw aye?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:40, Reply)

y
the place I tried out for earlier this year. chap who ended up getting the job instead of me has left due to long term health issues, and as their 2nd choice I've been offered the role. sloppy seconds, but I don't care, it's pretty much my dream job
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:43, Reply)

Backup fluffer, eh?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8459176
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:57, Reply)

-long term health issues +the slow poison i administered

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:27, Reply)

Congratulations! As the new leader of Reform in Kent
we hope you do a great job as council leader.

STOP THOSE BOATS!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:53, Reply)

I'm tough on migrants, tough on the causes of migrants

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:56, Reply)

boats, then. they really ought to be rounding up boat makers.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:29, Reply)

I’ve got a whole raft of policies to do just that

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:34, Reply)

Must have been a great campaign launch

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:36, Reply)

I sailed through the presentation

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:36, Reply)

Are these puns going to carry on oar are you going to stop?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:48, Reply)

I’ve Knot really got any moor puns

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:51, Reply)

You are seamen to run out of steam

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Careful now buoy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Lead singer of the LostProphets?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:08, Reply)

yep
we're recording a cover of The Kids are Alright by The 'Oo on the weekend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:15, Reply)

Written by Pete Townshend, checks out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:47, Reply)

-he +o

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:48, Reply)

Townsond
monster munch
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:49, Reply)

Coers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Budweiser

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:12, Reply)

congrats
*comedy job assumption?*
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:33, Reply)

cheers, Cheers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:37, Reply)

Nice
something in charcuterie, I bet
( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:39, Reply)

yep

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:36, Reply)

Cabin boy on a winkle barge?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:21, Reply)

Nigel Farage stunt cock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:08, Reply)

turtle power :*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:52, Reply)

Well done Queef
I hope you remember all of us when you're in your ivory tower.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:56, Reply)

I always say be nice to people on your way up. because you might meet them again on your way down.


OK if I'm honest I don't always say that. In fact I never say that.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:10, Reply)

u just did m8

( MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:51, Reply)

wiv d'angelos now

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 17:19, Reply)

Die’Angelo

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:19, Reply)

Fuck's sake, it's bad form to post a death pun when somebody actually *has* died.
Justifies me checking though, I suppose.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8448458
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:40, Reply)