It's my day off
So of course I'm up with the Partridge. Ffs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:35, archived)

always the way
Enjoy your day off
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:47, archived)

Lee Quinones has an art show in town, might check it out
Not to be confused with Aldolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quinones, obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 7:00, archived)

I prefer Aldolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quinones' earlier work

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)

he's been a bit quiet for the last few years

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:49, archived)

Adolfo 'Skele Ton' Quinones

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:14, archived)

Adolfo 'Shabba Don't' Quinones

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:17, archived)

I prefer Ainars Bumbieris

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:01, archived)

Uh oh
I need to go and stop the postman
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:58, archived)

jonah louizzzzzzz

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:44, archived)

I can recommend a cracking owl sanctuary.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 7:26, archived)

If they're past the egg stage, it's probably too late to crack them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:33, archived)

I can recommend cracking an owl into a glass of Red Stripe.
Fantastic hangover cure.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:50, archived)

Barn?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:59, archived)

I was going to ask "Barn, Tawny or Eagle?"
but then went down a mental rabbit hole of thinking it sounded like a law firm, and started imagining other owl legal firms and then decided that if I continued I would have to delete my account and kill myself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:16, archived)

don't let that stop you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:26, archived)

Careful now.
Think for a moment what this would do the spanishfly-to everyone-else ratio.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:53, archived)

The tawny owl is the ideal pocket owl.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:38, archived)

Screech.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:12, archived)

Teat

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:13, archived)

If yours crack, you need to wash them more often.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:33, archived)

Ferruginous Pygmy or GTFO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:18, archived)

Owl drink to that
but srsly I saw some in AZ, they are sweet, have you seen those little ground-nesting owls they have in Florida?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:54, archived)

WELL HAVE YOU??

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:04, archived)

Last time I was in Florida was in 1982, I genuinely don't remember.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:16, archived)

I'm never going to get closure on this am I

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:44, archived)

Not until I go back to Florida, and I'm not risking that for the next few years at least

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:06, archived)

Do they nest in AZholes?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:02, archived)

This was intended to be a set up for an hilarious joke
And you all failed. Shame on you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)

Fred?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)

I can't think of anything else, can you give us a clue?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:24, archived)

No, you had your chance

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 15:36, archived)

Aha!

( .Yeti., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:50, archived)

What bird would you prefer to be up with?
Eh? EH?!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:39, archived)

Linda Lusardi, I bet!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:40, archived)

67 years old

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:01, archived)