Tickets to Aus now booked
Come next Weds I'll be downing schooeys of XXXX in the Lassiters bar with Paul Robinson and Mr Udagawa.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:27, archived)

Are the tickets expensive?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:28, archived)

£915
tl;dr yes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:30, archived)

£yes
There, I fixed it for you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:33, archived)

Thanks bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:52, archived)

That's alright.

( mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:21, archived)

Could be worse
Only 1h30 changeover at Hong Kong
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:23, archived)

Sweet. Can at least get off. I had a 30 minute one . Smokers legging it in Singapore

( mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:33, archived)

Not as bad as I imagined

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:41, archived)

Lol come

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:29, archived)

I'd come, England is fucking shit

( mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:47, archived)

Don't forget to bugger a bin chicken

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:34, archived)

Defo gonna wee on a wallaby

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:51, archived)

Mr Udagawa was responsible for many gang land executions in the suburbs of Erinsborough

( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:56, archived)

He's yakuza eh eff m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:59, archived)

Only advice I can give you
Is to buy sun cream when you get there, because what you get in England is nowhere near strong enough.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:58, archived)

Yeah found that out in Nam
Got Firedoor booking so at least that will be good if nothing else
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 14:16, archived)

Surely you have to be a literal vampire that factor 50 isn't strong enough?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)

Uv light man!

( mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:48, archived)

I have burned in Spain using factor 50
But I'm so white, I'm almost blue
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:48, archived)

so white, I'm almost + Da ba dee da ba di
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:20, archived)

Silly person

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:31, archived)

+ my neck
But I'm so white, I'm almost blue I didn't like it
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:26, archived)

<s>downing schooeys of XXXX in the Lassiters bar with Paul Robinson and Mr Udagawa..</s> in drag, bumming your way across the outback in an old school bus
Priscilla, Queef of the Desert
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 14:41, archived)

I read that as 'drownings of schoolboys'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:26, archived)

Alright Michael Barrymore

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:41, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:05, archived)

<s>r</s> w

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:10, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:14, archived)

So the boat leaves today?

( mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:22, archived)

Botany Bay here I come
I only nicked an apple ffs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:26, archived)

+n

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:43, archived)