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morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 6:48, archived)
m'ningy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 6:55, archived)
i'm going to do a poo at paul's

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:35, archived)
St Paul's?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:36, archived)
go big or go home
is what i always say. people find it annoying but go big or go home is what i say.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:02, archived)
You know what I say?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:04, archived)
if it isn't go big or go home i have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:06, archived)
geostorm?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:56, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:05, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 17:01, archived)
He did say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 22:15, archived)
outrageous

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 23:57, archived)
GUNTSMEG?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:12, archived)
i have a big home. i like to go big and go home
go big and go home is what i say
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 15:45, archived)
your words are wise and powerful

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 17:05, archived)
Omar comin’ yo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:20, archived)
Gonna have a sing song?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 10:46, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:45, archived)
Saturdon’t

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:49, archived)
What's everyone up to for King Harald V's birthday?
Might have a few pints then head up to town to see who's about.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:28, archived)
who he?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:47, archived)
King of Norway

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:58, archived)
No way

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 13:02, archived)
Neitherway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 13:23, archived)
forget norway

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 15:45, archived)
John Grantzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 16:52, archived)
A few pints of mead yeah, fuckin mead

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 13:36, archived)
Why did the mead break up with the beer?
Because it couldn’t handle the hops anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 15:13, archived)
For more mead jokes
like, comment and subscribe
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 15:13, archived)
i did that yeasterday

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 18:15, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Feb 2026, 15:44, archived)
I'm getting the bus
Not done bus travel in the UK for years
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:48, archived)
I did not masturbate on the bus
/nonbuswankerblog
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 12:51, archived)
Liar
bet there is wank mess everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 17:46, archived)
merry wankmess

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 17:46, archived)
no, there like wasn't anything
Anyway, I bet you dont even know which bus i was on.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 21:58, archived)