morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 5:04, archived)

Been awake since 1:30 :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 5:55, archived)

why?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 5:58, archived)

Bit of stress, bit of disturbed sleep pattern caused by Aus mission
I think
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 6:40, archived)

+my +n mission
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 7:52, archived)

that, also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:08, archived)

i'm just going to assume that's autism related without spending the 5 hours it would normally take me to work it out before noon
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:22, archived)

+n -ti -m

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 9:20, archived)

It’s safe to assume everything here is autism

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 9:54, archived)

And 12 and gay.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Mar 2026, 10:01, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 6:30, archived)

monday, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 7:07, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 7:57, archived)

Hallo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:02, archived)

Yo

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:46, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:57, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 9:20, archived)

Well, this makes Adrian Chiles seem profound.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/02/why-are-british-estate-agents-so-weird-online
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 11:28, archived)

Award-winning investigative journalism

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:15, archived)

christ, didn't get very far into that badly-written pish

(piss and shit, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:20, archived)

I'll summarise it for you:
"weird" = not American reality TV content
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:39, archived)

It's a paid promo for the socials linked.
They do it a lot.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:45, archived)

I look forward every day to reading "The Filter" and finding out what's really going on in the world
of affiliate links
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:56, archived)

The middle east had bloody well better have sorted its shit out before the end of the month, if those fuckers ruin my Cyprus holiday I will be livid

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)

A few more weeks of raining bombs full of peace down on the region should fix it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:59, archived)

I think we’re all bored of peace

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:15, archived)

I knew the actual recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize offered it to Trump, what I only just found out is that he accepted it and kept it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:20, archived)

I hope she gave him a fake one

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:21, archived)

Something I read yesterday talked about "the look of the optics". I don't think even the appearance of authenticity is a concern here any more.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:40, archived)

ABC'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)

Right on the target but wide of the mark, what I thought was fire was only the spark, so I bombed Iran

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:50, archived)