Big reveal thread - who are you really?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:32, archived)

/chat, all along I've been Salman Rushdie!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:32, archived)

*issues fatwa*

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:38, archived)

I shoulda kept my big mouth shut :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:54, archived)

That would explain the fishy pong, at least.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Mar 2026, 22:03, archived)

it's spelt pond, m8

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 22:21, archived)

Great Forum Banter

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:34, archived)

I KNEW IT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:35, archived)

SNIFF MY SHITTY HOOP

See, told you
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:37, archived)

hitler's aunt's cat's fleas

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:44, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:07, archived)

That's a deep psychological question for this shit place. Keep it light

( mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:16, archived)

alrite karl lashley

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:38, archived)

I feel more Nietzschean. But I'm an anarchist at heart

( mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:58, archived)

god save the queen
y/n?
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 22:14, archived)

Nah

( mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 23:09, archived)

nnnnn

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 0:36, archived)

b3ta user "brb"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:22, archived)

i've got some pills for that

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:30, archived)

yeah but weirdly everyone except him has to take them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:57, archived)

clickin dis

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 22:53, archived)

I’m Dave Trouser, and so’s my wife.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 22:10, archived)

husband.

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 22:19, archived)

Three ducks in a trenchcoat

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 23:47, archived)

Baddiel, Skinner & The Lighnzzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 6:06, archived)

I'm someone who replies to things too late on purpose so nobody ever sees me

( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 10:42, archived)

LIES

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 11:35, archived)

and on the internet, too!!!

( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 13:12, archived)