*manifests*
I like my new job, everybody. I know you were wondering, but too shy to ask.

What do you like?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 14:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8470996
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 14:23, Reply)

I'm a big fan of going to curry houses and just eating the bread, too.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 14:31, Reply)

of going to curry houses and just eating the bread, too. ny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 9:55, Reply)

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens.
And cocaine. I do like gak.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:00, Reply)

How do you feel about bright paper packages, tied up with string?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:12, Reply)

I think he likes them, as long as they contain cocaine.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Mar 2026, 16:01, Reply)

YOU PREFER COCAINE. DANCE LIKE A MACHINE.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 20:19, Reply)

And so he rides the crack train

( mongychops, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 22:02, Reply)

Cocaine and codeine and crystals of ketamine,
Acid and mushrooms and methylamphetamine;
Ecstasy, mescaline, cannabis buds -
These are just some of my favourite drugs.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Mar 2026, 16:01, Reply)

Vg

( .Yeti., Wed 25 Mar 2026, 16:49, Reply)

;-)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 17:38, Reply)

i'd like to be under a different surgeon, please.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 18:28, Reply)

I like this

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 11:31, Reply)

People who reckon they "manifested" something, they're my favourite credulous idiots.
Shame all those dead Iranians didn't manifest peace enough, the lazy cunts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:18, Reply)

I'll add this to my manifesto.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:21, Reply)

is your job in logistics?

(piss and shit, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:21, Reply)

lol log

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:22, Reply)

Haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 16:22, Reply)

I like letting go of all desire, all hope, even of the wish to heal
because what is beyond this? what then?
( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:30, Reply)

I also like the small dog who just saw me through the pane of glass in an office window and came over to bark and wuff and just generally say hello

( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:33, Reply)

you can all pipe the fuck down, by the way, I've moved back in permanently this time and should never have left
( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:33, Reply)

How much was it?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 17:38, Reply)

I'm not sure, I tried to scan him but he didn't have a barkode

( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 21:43, Reply)

\o/ \o/ \o/ :)))))))

( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 21:43, Reply)

This is the sort of speech you usually hear at the first cult meeting where they give you free robes and haircuts.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:34, Reply)

:))))
*looks very intensely and kindly into your eyes*
*holds slightly too long but for some reason you don't feel uncomfortable. the tiny distant voice shouting "NO!" is your own but you tune that out for now, it's so quiet so quiet after all*
*plans to take extensive advantage of your trusting nature*
( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:37, Reply)

all desire, all hope, even of the wish to heal my bowels in the freezer aisle in Asda
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 16:44, Reply)

I'm taking you ignoring my question personally now, mean person

( mongychops, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 17:10, Reply)

PLEASE I have standards?? I only do that in the homewares aisle of waitrose

( vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 17:20, Reply)

Alright, Trent Reznor

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 18:58, Reply)

Eggs

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 17:40, Reply)

Easter, chicken or dog?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 9:42, Reply)

Do what you like X
youtu.be/31A6RjOxE74?si=_m9Bv0u1F8IsERsZ
( mongychops, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 19:33, Reply)