Wank holigay thread
Hi cock-sniffer's, Queef Smegwin off the internet here.

Doing anything fun this weekend? No plans here, leg o'lamb Sun. Working mon.

Might gonad a gorilla
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 12:28, archived)

Might bomfunk an MC

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 12:33, archived)

Drum & bass legends

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 12:46, archived)

Remember flashers?
Are they still a thing? You don't really hear about them any more. Not like back in the 70s/80s.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 13:04, archived)

Oh, you still get them.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 13:35, archived)

Takes one to know one!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 13:39, archived)

These days it's called 'indecent exposure'.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 13:40, archived)

Large slapper I used to work with had one in the pharmacy once.
He said he was looking for condoms, then awkwardly opened his coat to reveal his flaccid chipolata, and she laughed him out of the shop.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 13:41, archived)

She promised me she wouldn't tell anyone :'(

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 13:46, archived)

dick pics

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 17:28, archived)

Seasonal.

( mongychops, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 17:51, archived)

The name's Bondi, Pam Bondi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 15:14, archived)

Off till Tuesday
Try to avoid the family as much as possible, apart from Sunday.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 15:17, archived)

Weird name for a relative, but OK.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Apr 2026, 16:03, archived)

The name's Monkey 2, Sunday Monkey 2

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 19:05, archived)

i'm off til fursday too

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 19:20, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 22:39, archived)

Getting turnt af m8

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 18:57, archived)

YES bruv!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 20:01, archived)