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I completely denounce this and I’m praying against it!!!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:53, archived)

I'm so sorry I know this isn't a question but I've just read the above and it's made me laugh too much not to immediately pin it to the community noticeboard here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:53, archived)
Very helpful, old boy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:59, archived)
you're welcome, Queefy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:01, archived)

I hope you don't mind that as there weren't any drawing pins left I pinned it to the board via alternative means
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:02, archived)

at least it was one of my claws although I do appreciate it looks a little alarming stuck there like that
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:03, archived)
It's a trifle challenging but I'm sure we can power through

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:23, archived)
wait there's trifle???? aww yessssss \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:14, archived)
This is my trifle!
There are many like it, but this one is mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:47, archived)
^ custard in one ear and jelly in the other

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 7:48, archived)
oh wait WAIT I KNOW
I can turn it into a question!

What do YOU completely denounce and are praying against???
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:54, archived)

apart from this account's long-yearned-for return to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:55, archived)
As a catholic I find this an ecumenical matt8

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:55, archived)
bless you mongy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:55, archived)
Papal infallibility Vlad.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:27, archived)

do you know what mongy, I've never noticed the "fall" component of infallibility before just now, thank you for this food for thought
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:29, archived)

"late 15th century: from French infaillible or late Latin infallibilis, from in- β€˜not’ + Latin fallere β€˜deceive’"
makes you think, dunnit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:29, archived)
maintainence, infailability

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:40, archived)
tell me more
in the meantime, I like this:
"It ultimately derives from the Latin phrase manu tenere, meaning "to hold in the hand"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:43, archived)

a word in the hand is worth two in the book
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:43, archived)
meantime, a time in which I mean, er

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:00, archived)
Leave mean time alone!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:14, archived)
Denounce THIS!
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:34, archived)
stop pointing at my crotch
nono wait, carry on, carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:40, archived)
Alright Pete Hegseth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:41, archived)
close, but not him

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:42, archived)
MTG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:43, archived)
TEN POINTS TO CHEERS COLLEGE

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:44, archived)
🍎

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:45, archived)
pfffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:46, archived)
Shame it wasn't Queef who'd said that. It could have been "Ten points to Guffindor!"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:44, archived)
lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:04, archived)
Poor spacefish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:12, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:36, archived)
ok I finally got this, lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:16, archived)
No, I really don't think he is.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:44, archived)
thanks for your support :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:45, archived)
P.S. 98.2% of Drugs coming into the U.S. by Ocean or Sea have stopped! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I thought you'd appreciate the detailed analysis ( .2% )
Although now I'm wondering why not go further, 98.2425, if you're gonna just make shit up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:56, archived)
Thank you for your attention to THIS matter!
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:04, archived)
What's wrong with good old-fashioned fractions?
None of your woke decimals here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:26, archived)
88.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:59, archived)
They just played some tuneless "punk" bollocks on Radio 6 by a band called Luxury Nan Smell.
Sounds like something that might have been mildly amusing on Blue Jam about 30 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:14, archived)
how do you listen to so many radios at once?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:34, archived)
Says the fella with a ps 98.2

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:26, archived)
It was the day Kilroy lost his mind.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:00, archived)
christ almighty

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:24, archived)
It's frankly depressing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:48, archived)
Does that mean that my nans smell of posh decay?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 2:53, archived)