Hi honky's
Been invited to another art show/free pissup. Seems I am now 'on the circuit' which is great but does involve some bullshitting about considering buying paintings. I'll get busted eventually but it's fun for now.

Are *you* a fucking fraud?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:19, archived)

get me an invite
I'm an actual artist and that, it would be good to get an 'in'
(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:23, archived)

Unfortunately I had to nominate my plus 1 and it's my wife
I'll bear you in mind for next time. Although nominating 'piss and shit' might raise a few eyebrows
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:25, archived)

That’s just his medium

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:34, archived)

Haha if that's his medium I don't want to see his large!!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:36, archived)

I'm a grower not a shower

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:46, archived)

Piss artist. I've heard of them

( mongychops, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:37, archived)

Heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)

to be fair
my art nom de plume is pretty near the knuckle too
(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:46, archived)

Jackson Bollock?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:52, archived)

peek arsehole

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:56, archived)

Rimbrandt?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:52, archived)

John Cunt Stubble

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:56, archived)

Anthony van Dick?

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:54, archived)

Andy Arsehol

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

Wanksy?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

Tracy Semin

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:02, archived)

Shartdin

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:16, archived)

Pisto

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:22, archived)

van Gush

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:23, archived)

Vincent Wan Gough

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:30, archived)

Pablo Pickarsehole

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:48, archived)

I already did him

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:42, archived)

Keith Swearing

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:53, archived)

Paul Gaufuckyerself

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:54, archived)

Paedo Breugel

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:59, archived)

John William Watersports

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:02, archived)

you're an actual artist, is that what you said?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:07, archived)

yes mate

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:14, archived)

When I was a kid I thought "professional" meant "very good at"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:17, archived)

are you trying to make a point?

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:37, archived)

nah just pulling your chain :p

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:00, archived)

I'm well up for it!
see you there, mate!
( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:55, archived)

Dibnah eh eff m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:56, archived)

yes, in fact I am

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:15, archived)

Oh
That's a shame
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:56, archived)

I'm off to watch see see eff see play against TH's local team shortly
I hate football, yet I've somehow ended up paying for executive box tickets to witness "us" winning the league or summat.

So yeah, complete fucking fraud
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:47, archived)

fucking yes!
well up for that! Come on, you Sky Blues! Beers after as well, get invovled.
( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)

*invovles*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:50, archived)

You absolute minge

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:56, archived)

Absolutely

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:37, archived)