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(piss and shit, Sun 10 May 2026, 14:53, archived)

I don't want any cat related updates
thanks all the same
(piss and shit, Sun 10 May 2026, 14:54, archived)

I saw a cat earlier

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 10 May 2026, 16:31, archived)

fuck you

(piss and shit, Sun 10 May 2026, 16:33, archived)

Aww shit, that's what happens when they change the Matrix!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 May 2026, 17:29, archived)

Also: that’s what happens when you see a cat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 May 2026, 17:32, archived)

Really makes you think, dunnit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 May 2026, 18:29, archived)

Not if I can help it

( vladimir, Sun 10 May 2026, 21:43, archived)

Danny GONE-GHOULS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 10 May 2026, 16:35, archived)

Just got proper conned by a taxi.lads in my local are not happy. Paid 72p to get there, 13 quid back. What can you do? Use the fucking app you daft cunt . That's 2 days money

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2026, 15:08, archived)

Oh shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 10 May 2026, 15:58, archived)

I couldn't be bothered to argue about it. Lesson learned. Didn't think the cunts were that bad. Train st I suppose.

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2026, 17:12, archived)

cut him good
cut his face
(piss and shit, Sun 10 May 2026, 16:32, archived)

Fucking Viet Cong.

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2026, 17:11, archived)

Preevening

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 10 May 2026, 17:20, archived)

Late afternoon bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 May 2026, 17:22, archived)

Hold my dosa, tiny dancer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 May 2026, 17:31, archived)

How does Elton John describe the consistency of a perfectly boiled egg?
It's a little bit runny!!!
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 10 May 2026, 18:43, archived)

this filling inside

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 May 2026, 20:47, archived)

pffffffahahahahaaaa

( vladimir, Sun 10 May 2026, 21:42, archived)

I'm not one of *those*, oh no hang on a minute

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:04, archived)

this is some excellent internet right here

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:12, archived)

it's no 'argentina' though

(piss and shit, Mon 11 May 2026, 11:28, archived)

Hello

( vladimir, Sun 10 May 2026, 21:42, archived)