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I prefer the pissy thread below this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:22, archived)
Urine trouble m8

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:28, archived)
Varied loo position
To stop weeing down my leg
Varied loo position
Bladder's 'bout to fail
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:33, archived)
If pissy jeans are not your love
Suggest you sit down when you go number one
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:49, archived)
Like a girl over toilet water
I wee sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:52, archived)
I've pissed in these same jeans for four days now
I've gotta try not to piss myself in the middle of the town
Everybody's standing up, I wee sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:59, archived)
It's easy to pee, it's easy to pee
And see yellow stains running down my knee
It's nasty to feel, it's nasty to feel
And that's bad enough, without the pissy smell

Oh, please sit down to wee
And then we can stop the trouser spray
Oh, please sit down to wee
And then we can stop the trouser spray
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:07, archived)
Every night I hope and pray, peed trousers won't come my way

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:16, archived)
You Make Me Wee Like A Natural Woman (by Urethra Franklin)

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:24, archived)
Mamma mia, here I go again
Why why do I always seem to miss the loo?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My, my, trousers are all pissed through
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:35, archived)
It was a beautiful day, my flies were down
I had my penus out, I was peein'
The wee felt fine, my stream was flowing
Little known to me, I was sprayin'

Yeah, runnin' down my jeans
Trousers gettin' covered in pee
Smelling like a piss pourri
Dripping all over my knee
Runnin' down my jeans
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:58, archived)
Dozer beakering is expected.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:30, archived)

nothing compares, nothing compares to u
rine
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:58, archived)
sexual peeing

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 11 May 2026, 21:20, archived)

wee may be the stuff I can't forget
the trace of pleasure or regret
may be my treasure or the price
I have to pay
wee may be the song that summer sings
may be the chill that autumn brings
may be a hundred different things
within the measure of a day
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:09, archived)
Don't let my bum sit down on wee

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:22, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:28, archived)
Leggy poo, leggy poo
Shitty shitty shitty shitty leggy poo
Oh leggy, my leggy poo
Oh well I loosed my bowels, yes, I did a leggy poo
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:42, archived)