good morning internet fellows

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 12 May 2026, 6:50, archived)

that it be

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 12 May 2026, 6:51, archived)

Morning morning morning.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 May 2026, 6:56, archived)

morning
I'm not going to bother linking to my Keir FORMER/SUB-PRIME Minister post yet, he's going to style it out for a bit longer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 6:58, archived)

Can't wait for Wes Streeting as PM!!!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 7:01, archived)

Andy 50pHam

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:17, archived)

Ed Milib&

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:20, archived)

Only the ghost of John Prescott and his Jaguar Wife can save us

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 May 2026, 9:09, archived)

Genuinely forgot he'd died when I read this earlier and went all sad
( vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 16:15, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:20, archived)

morning
Ready for another day of the utmost serious internet
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 May 2026, 7:39, archived)

willies

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 May 2026, 7:43, archived)

sometimes I doubt your commitment to /chat

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 May 2026, 7:47, archived)

How dare you, you massive willy?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:18, archived)

WILLIES!!!!

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:28, archived)

Starting a gaz petition to get you b&.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 7:50, archived)

I’ll wait for my gaz then, you should probably start with me.
No-one ever gazzes me, I just assume everyone else is at it all the time, talking shit about me behind my back.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:19, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CHANGE A LETTER BAND NAMES

Wee Leg

THIS CHALLENGE IS NOW CLOSED
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:21, archived)

Willy Idol

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:36, archived)

Public Enema

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 9:04, archived)

Pubic Enemy

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 9:04, archived)

Gums & Roses

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 May 2026, 9:09, archived)

Poo Fighters

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 9:20, archived)

Pissy Elliot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 9:58, archived)

Weengs

( vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:23, archived)

Spilt Enz

( vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:24, archived)

Wee Papa Girl Jappers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 15:57, archived)

It was lovely to wake up to learn Millwall had lost

( mongychops, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:21, archived)

What joy and delight!
I can hear the fuckers from our house. It's always wonderful when I hear they've lost. Cunts.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:56, archived)

Bladder seal broken, like the first bladder
Dual streams are flowing, one down my leg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 8:27, archived)

Good morning fellow netizen

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 May 2026, 9:52, archived)