All Guns N' Roses songs are about anal

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 16:43, archived)

Perfect Gentleman is definitely about
well now
( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 16:58, archived)

Mr Brownstone
Paradise Shitty
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 17:42, archived)

Welcome to the bumhole

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:18, archived)

Knockin' on heaven's back door

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:18, archived)

Get in the ring

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:19, archived)

Matt Sorebum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:42, archived)

The lead singer, Alan Sex, has a name that's a devastatingly clever anagram of 'anal sex.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 May 2026, 18:03, archived)

I thought his name was Graham Butftucker.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2026, 18:23, archived)

Alan Yentob's name is an anagram of Ten Boy Anal, jussayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 18:42, archived)

I never got guns and roses, by which I mean they were shite and I've never given them a penny. Sweet child of mine! Nonces

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:31, archived)