afternoon

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:23, archived)

oh god

( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:26, archived)

oh jesus christ

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:31, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:33, archived)

Fenton! FENTON!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 May 2026, 22:12, archived)

why tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:33, archived)

afterwhythoon

( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:34, archived)

people post this shit all the time vlad, trying to undermine my faith in mornings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:38, archived)

I'm all out of faith, this is not the morn
my leg's wet I'm afraid, puddled warmth upon the floor
the am has now changed into something more
I'm half asleep and I can feel myself quite tired and worn
( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:49, archived)

You wait until you hear about evenings

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:50, archived)

I'm already in one, it's fucking mad

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:54, archived)

not here

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:46, archived)

All Guns N' Roses songs are about anal

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 16:43, archived)

Perfect Gentleman is definitely about
well now
( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 16:58, archived)

Mr Brownstone
Paradise Shitty
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 17:42, archived)

Welcome to the bumhole

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:18, archived)

Knockin' on heaven's back door

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:18, archived)

Get in the ring

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:19, archived)

Matt Sorebum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:42, archived)

The lead singer, Alan Sex, has a name that's a devastatingly clever anagram of 'anal sex.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 May 2026, 18:03, archived)

I thought his name was Graham Butftucker.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2026, 18:23, archived)

Alan Yentob's name is an anagram of Ten Boy Anal, jussayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 18:42, archived)

I never got guns and roses, by which I mean they were shite and I've never given them a penny. Sweet child of mine! Nonces

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:31, archived)

Alex MURDER

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 18:57, archived)

Rocket Man is about anal sex, actually it probably really is

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:48, archived)

Tiny Bumhole

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 19:50, archived)

Not so tiny any more.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 May 2026, 20:11, archived)

Saturday Night’s Alright For Fisting

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 20:15, archived)

Crocolorectal Rock

( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 20:22, archived)

I'm still standing
Because I can't sit down, due to anal
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 20:27, archived)

Goodbye yellow prick chode
It's about his Chinese boyfriend

And anal
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 20:28, archived)

I remember making a "Goodbye, yellow prick chode" joke when Trump lost the 2020 election.
Needless to say, he had the last laugh.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 May 2026, 21:30, archived)