A run, followed by a full day of hearing the letters A & I repeatedly until I’m lulled into a coma
I enjoyed the run, let’s see how the rest of the day goes…

You may now reply with ‘comedy’ alternatives to what A & I stand for
alt: AI bollocks
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 6:52, archived)

I’m guessing your day is going to be full of Scousers and sailors then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:12, archived)

Isn’t it always?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:24, archived)

Anal intruder?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 May 2026, 8:59, archived)

Accident and Immergency

( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:22, archived)

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:26, archived)

accident and immergency, diplomatic immunity, spitting truths with impunity, this is sheer lunacy, nobody's into me, until they can't be seen, then put my music on, then they know it's their song, feels so right, can't be wrong, cut down my rivals like slicing up errm bits of caike I'm a word warrior I am very sad I am fifty-seven years old I'll be down in a minute mum
( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:20, archived)

11/10

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:44, archived)

darling Queefy tysm x

( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:45, archived)

SORRY MR RUDD

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 May 2026, 13:17, archived)

Aempsey and Iakepeace

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:30, archived)

amazing insights! astonishing intellect! anal infarction!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:17, archived)

Asian Incest

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2026, 14:51, archived)