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Thanks, it wasn’t easy sneaking into the zoo and fucking that female aardvark without getting caught.

(, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:19, archived)
aww, the clacker-clacker of massive claws.

(, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:42, archived)
-claws +cloaca

(, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:46, archived)

“With the calf’s giant ears, long snout and playful personality, we think it’s the perfect fit for a proper good shagging”
(, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:26, archived)
That's almost my dating profile word-for-word, except for the bit about being a calf.

(, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:34, archived)
...because that would be weird

(, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:27, archived)
Exactly, you get me.

(, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:50, archived)
OH MY GOOD GOD THE EARRRRS

(, Wed 20 May 2026, 14:13, archived)