morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 6:44, archived)

morning morning

( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 6:54, archived)

Hi vladimir

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 7:34, archived)

Already?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 7:40, archived)

That's my understanding of events.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 7:56, archived)

Well, who am I to argue with that?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 8:27, archived)

2, 4, 6, 8, never too late.
That's my understanding of evens.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 11:31, archived)

^glad to be gay

(piss and shit, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 11:40, archived)

Dom Robinson b&

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 11:46, archived)

I’m melting, morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 8:10, archived)

Not *again!* :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Jun 2026, 8:27, archived)

Yikes
I've managed to get most of the rooms down to 25 degrees and have now closed as many windows and blinds as I can to keep the heat out. Gonna be another doozie of a day...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 9:00, archived)

You know, I've never had a satisfactory understanding of what a "doozie" is.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Jun 2026, 9:10, archived)

it's a cross between a doodle and a zebra

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 9:13, archived)

Brooklyn for daisy.

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 9:34, archived)

sounds like an album title

(piss and shit, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 22:39, archived)

The Dirty Doozie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 10:20, archived)

Doozie Howser

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 10:31, archived)

Debbie Doozie Dallas

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 10:32, archived)

Doozie Line is it Anyway

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 10:35, archived)

Areboon Doozbaro

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 10:51, archived)

Diouxsie Dioux

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 10:59, archived)

Doozie = first step
"Watch out for that first step, it's a doozie!"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 13:44, archived)

Watch out for that first step, it’s a first step?
Get to fuck with your tautological rubbish.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 14:51, archived)

It is what it is

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 15:38, archived)

Just because a first step is a doozie, doesn't mean all doozies are first steps...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 16:37, archived)

Yeah but you used the = symbol and not the ⊂ symbol so I reiterate, get to fuck.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 16:45, archived)

The first step is the doozie
Baby, I know, the first step is the doozie
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 17:37, archived)

^curt Gödel

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Jun 2026, 18:10, archived)

.. but it also doesn't mean they're not
"That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind" as Neil Armstrong famously said when he took his doozie on the moon.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 18:42, archived)

Yo

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 9:31, archived)

When we moved to our new tower, we ripped out the old oil-fired cauldron
- and got air-con all round.

So I stay comfortably cool all day, all night.
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 10:29, archived)

it's short for conjurer in your case I imagine

( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 12:16, archived)

Happy World Vitiligo Day, guys!

( $$ ✅, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 12:22, archived)

Haha, you'll get a patchy response to this one!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 12:53, archived)

As famous sufferer Michael Jackson sang, it don't matter if you're black and white

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 13:20, archived)

alwhite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 13:45, archived)

Receptionist at work: I named my son after that first Arnold Schwarzenegger character
Me: You called your son "Conan the Barbarian"?
Receptionist "No, Kyle Reese
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 13:19, archived)

One of our TTO packdowns has the code T800.
Unfortunately it's not one of the drugs used in terminations.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 13:28, archived)