Afternoon
All being well I'll be taking the site down on Friday morning to do an upgrade. This will bring you many more years of talking shite.

You should plan appropriately to do something else for the day.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:51, archived)

I should say it will be back up later
As long as I don't fuck up the backups
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:52, archived)

i hope you bought enough floppies
lol floppies
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:30, archived)

Or hard drive
Lol hard
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:54, archived)

internal or sexternal?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:58, archived)

lol ernal

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:58, archived)

Lots of memory
Lol ram
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:05, archived)

Lol sticky keys

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:06, archived)

SPUNKBUTTONS

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:42, archived)

fabulous panto energy I love it

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 19:43, archived)

SPANKO

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 22:52, archived)

Alicia's middle name at school

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 0:07, archived)

I haven't found anything else to do in 20 odd years
so if that's the goal, leave it down permanently 😂
(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:06, archived)

PIPE DOWN, PISS

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:09, archived)

PISS DOWN PIPE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:43, archived)

FERRETS DOWN TROUSERS

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

,Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:05, archived)

You replied first
You win, Friday it's dead
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:33, archived)

hooray!
sayonara you weabo shits
(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:51, archived)

BRACE YOURSELF

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

*checks contents*

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:31, archived)

You like what you smell?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:05, archived)

NO U

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:55, archived)

for fuckssake :(

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

GOOD LUCK Sn0tters please handle it carefully and lovingly as you would a priceless vase
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:08, archived)

-v +r

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:29, archived)

loringly etc

(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:37, archived)

Still waiting for that 90s Geocities theme to be applied

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:17, archived)

Have you consulted BAFR to action all the outstanding change requests?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:21, archived)

Change authorised, subject to CAB approval

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:26, archived)

Cab Cauliway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:30, archived)

You've got to have a C.A.B, if you want to get with ME

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:36, archived)

I hope you've used the most recent CRQ form

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:44, archived)

Um yes

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:34, archived)

at the very least, can you please remove the current image challenge and delete the accounts of everyone who's entered it?
I'm not saying that *every* entry is rubbish, but there's such a concentration of dross there that it would improve the overall quality of the site.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:25, archived)

-delete +crush -accounts +hands

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 19:12, archived)

ahahahahahaaaaa

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 19:42, archived)

“Being A Fucking Retard”?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:59, archived)

pretty much
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)

I'll probably just listen to some music
And play royal match
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:23, archived)

LICK AND SUBDIVIDE buttons? Just what I always wanted

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:35, archived)

Can you recommend the site with the second-sexiest pixels on the internet, then?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

dribbble.com/pmurraydesign/collections/316812-Sexy-Pixels
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:05, archived)

:(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 0:06, archived)

WOMANPIXELS

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 21:29, archived)

onlywomanpixelsfans.com

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 0:41, archived)

I’m utterly pissed in a Galway bar
AMA
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:31, archived)

is there anyone fit on the bar?

(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:48, archived)

No, sadly

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:58, archived)

look in a mirror then, gorjus chops

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:39, archived)

lw aaaa
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:48, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

Girl, +

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:59, archived)

Galwa +Barnab +e
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:32, archived)

lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:37, archived)

If you could buy anyone in the whole world a drink right now, and ask them a question, who would it be
and what would you ask them
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:57, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:00, archived)

a true story is that I've never understood this, or bothered to google it as yet
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:29, archived)

i'd buy myself a drink
and ask if i'd like another one
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:50, archived)

GREAT CHOICES

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:03, archived)

*burp*

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)

Going to watch the England game in an Irish pub
Where everyone will be rooting for DR Congo
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:01, archived)

Including you?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:05, archived)

I'm rooting for DR Albarn

(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:43, archived)

They must have been feeling pretty cocky in the first 15 minutes
Lol cocky
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 20:47, archived)

I'm on my way to join you

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:32, archived)

AMA that much is true
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:49, archived)

BELSEN
Belgium Vs Senegal later!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:25, archived)

Looks like I'll have to actually do some work then
I'm not looking forward to it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:02, archived)

Torch the place and frame a tramp

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 20:48, archived)