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hit a deer with my car on my way to work :(
morning
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 6:46, Reply)
Doe!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 6:49, Reply)
not sure
it did have antlers, but fucked off pretty sharpish
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:06, Reply)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 6:55, Reply)
yeah
front bumper and drivers side wing are pretty fucked
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:07, Reply)
and I bet the deer had no insurance either

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:59, Reply)
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no insurance?

(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:46, Reply)
A scouse war veteran?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:56, Reply)
Gary
-Gary +Bob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:58, Reply)
That was me m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:17, Reply)
well it was very foolish of you
and I hope you've learned your lesson
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:25, Reply)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:17, Reply)
Antlers in the engine?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:24, Reply)
....shakin' all over!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:26, Reply)
yours is better

(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:27, Reply)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:27, Reply)
Antlers in the manifold

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:10, Reply)
it's serious

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:41, Reply)
🐢🔌

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:04, Reply)
Turtle power!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:12, Reply)
That's lunch sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:49, Reply)
50p venison

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:59, Reply)
That's cheap, it's usually dear ("deer").

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 9:27, Reply)
I’m sorry you’ve written a joke

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 10:58, Reply)

Oh no
This is the worst feeling
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:18, Reply)

If it helps any, another forum I belong to someone posted this earlier "took another one of the metal fireboxes out this morning lads, couple of minor injuries but fuck them metal bastards, it was worth it"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:20, Reply)

that's right it was d3ta/bark
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:21, Reply)
I don't know what any of that means
edit: oh wait, yeah I think I do
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:30, Reply)
arseboon deerlbaroo

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:35, Reply)
It's just as well the collision didn't involve a baboon, when you think about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 9:52, Reply)
it would have been even better
if it hadn't involved a deer
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 10:22, Reply)

Been thinking about this. I guess as usual I'm trying to conjure or imagine perhaps a universe in which we can all pull focus back until we see the harms we do, and the harms done to us, so many of which we never mean, so many of which are never meant, are resolvable, and perhaps even not so big, in the bigger picture; a universe that eventually, ultimately, balances itself out, that doesn't hurt so much - or if it does hurt, also feels good, sometimes, I think that's what it meant really
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 10:29, Reply)

as usual I'm trying to conjure or imagine perhaps a universe in which we can all pull focus back until we see the harms we do, and the harms done to us, so many of which we never mean, so many of which are never meant, are resolvable, and perhaps even not so big, in the bigger picture; a universe that eventually, ultimately, balances itself out, that doesn't hurt so much - or if it does hurt, also feels good, sometimes, I think that's what it meant really
Everybody hurts sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:23, Reply)
pffffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8275409
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:45, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:56, Reply)
xxxx

(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:59, Reply)

fyi I absolutely knew you'd do this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:44, Reply)
It can't have felt very nice for the deer

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7619713#post7619752
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:18, Reply)
The Deer Cunter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:26, Reply)