morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 6:55, archived)

Already?
*blink blink*
( fross Read your email on, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 7:25, archived)

what would you like for breakfast, fross?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:23, archived)

you missed breakfast so now it's only the lunch menu
bollock cysts with creamy sauce

or nose polyps pie with avocado if ur 'ard enuff
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:05, archived)

Damnit
Is that creamy sauce homemade or store bought?
( fross Read your email on, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:19, archived)

deppends how i'm feeliing
rite now i'm feelking quite drunk
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:43, archived)

Oh what a beautiful morning
Oh what a beautiful day
I got a beautiful feeling
U r all gay
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 7:44, archived)

evereyone is gay on the inside if thir bumholes
i once put my thumb in a girls bum during sex

it didn't go up well. came out fine tho.

i got the impression she wans't into that. HOIW WAS I SUPPOSED TO know,]]


also, smell my finger
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:12, archived)

There's a frog living in my shoe.

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:02, archived)

Hope it is at least paying rent.

( Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:25, archived)

If it's eating flying cunts it can stay. Too many of those. The geckos have lost all control.

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:33, archived)

One got in my house last year. Surprisingly fast little feckers.

( Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:36, archived)

Not a patch on skinks, those guys.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:49, archived)

i always wanted a pet blue tongued skink
i ended up settling for a monitor lizard.
and a python.
and two boas.

now i just have semi-tame wild pets, which is better, i think. free to roam.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:25, archived)

you have head lice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)

-head +pubic

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 12:09, archived)

no i have friendly birds i;vbe workeed withb foir3 yeatrs

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:16, archived)

Eventually mongy would come to regret his former use of skinks in times of moderation uncertainty

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:58, archived)

Of course there is, it's open-toed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:57, archived)

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:01, archived)

Fucking hell mate, get some help.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:04, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:48, archived)

\o/
:))))
( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:49, archived)

it's okay, he's got anura one!

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)

I just woke up, and this.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:58, archived)

your num tajking akkntyhjen cred

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:18, archived)

Hooray

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 11:34, archived)

small frog living in the shoe I dropped
take these broken legs and learn to hop
( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:55, archived)

don't step on my blue frogged shoes

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:04, archived)

Everybody needs a place to rest
Everybody wants to have a home
Don't make no difference what nobody says
Ain't nofroggy like to be alone
Everybody's got a hungry heart
Everybody's got a hungry heart
Lay down your footwear coz that's what we do
Everybody's got a frog living in their shoe
( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:35, archived)