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There's a frog living in my shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:02, archived)
Hope it is at least paying rent.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:25, archived)
If it's eating flying cunts it can stay. Too many of those. The geckos have lost all control.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:33, archived)
One got in my house last year. Surprisingly fast little feckers.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:36, archived)
Not a patch on skinks, those guys.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:49, archived)
i always wanted a pet blue tongued skink
i ended up settling for a monitor lizard.
and a python.
and two boas.

now i just have semi-tame wild pets, which is better, i think. free to roam.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:25, archived)
you have head lice

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)
-head +pubic

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 12:09, archived)
no i have friendly birds i;vbe workeed withb foir3 yeatrs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:16, archived)
Eventually mongy would come to regret his former use of skinks in times of moderation uncertainty

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:58, archived)
Of course there is, it's open-toed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 8:57, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:01, archived)
Fucking hell mate, get some help.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:04, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:48, archived)
\o/
:))))
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:49, archived)
it's okay, he's got anura one!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)
I just woke up, and this.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:58, archived)
your num tajking akkntyhjen cred

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:18, archived)
Hooray

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 11:34, archived)

small frog living in the shoe I dropped
take these broken legs and learn to hop
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 9:55, archived)
don't step on my blue frogged shoes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:04, archived)

Everybody needs a place to rest
Everybody wants to have a home
Don't make no difference what nobody says
Ain't nofroggy like to be alone
Everybody's got a hungry heart
Everybody's got a hungry heart
Lay down your footwear coz that's what we do
Everybody's got a frog living in their shoe
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:35, archived)