I can't think of any good Sam Neill death puns,
and I really can't be arsed dredging through his filmography to come up with one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:55, archived)

Have some respect please, a man has died.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:16, archived)

It's OK, we just need to find a mosquito that sucked his blood and then we can clone him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:25, archived)

They can now extract intact DNA from human remains that are thousands of years old.
So if you want to clone Sam Neill, you'd have no trouble at all collecting DNA directly from his body, given that he's only been dead for a few hours.

Hth
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

You're right, we can just use some Neill.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:20, archived)

Hedgehog, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your park.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:10, archived)

Jurassic Cark, obviously.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:02, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 11:53, archived)

Death finds a way!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:02, archived)

Event Horizombie

(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:31, archived)

(Ambulance) Sirens

(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:32, archived)

Very Peaky Blinders

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:51, archived)

The Pianuuurgh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 10:20, archived)

The Hunt For Dead New Zealander

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 11:29, archived)

Sam Keeled over

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:04, archived)

E' went horizgone

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:25, archived)

The 12 Inch Pianist

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:41, archived)