If you're in the top bunk facing forward, make sure you're secured by something, those fuckers can stop suddenly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:16, archived)

I went bottom bunk. Away from the air vents

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:27, archived)

I was in the top bunk in Vietnam when my train banged to a halt,
I didn't fall but I had a perfect view of the American guy in the bottom bunk getting whacked full in the face by his bottle of Coke when it flew off the table next to him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:10, archived)

was in the top bunk in Vietnam when my train
to a halt, I didn't fall but I had a perfect view of
bunk
bottle of
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the table next to him.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:03, archived)

I can't really be arsed to fully work this out but I get the general gist and have upvoted it accordingly.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:42, archived)

Upvoted? We *click* things around here. Go on with your upvote nonsense.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:21, archived)

*downvotes*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)

Strikey took an American guy up the arse etc etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 19:03, archived)

fucking hell aaaaa

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:28, archived)

THE EFFORT

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:28, archived)

mr h did it for TEN DOLLARS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:41, archived)

And with syrup

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:09, archived)

I don't know how you think that would be physically possible

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:44, archived)

I live in a cartoon world where many wonderful things are possible

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:54, archived)

Splendid work

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:50, archived)

happens all the time. haven't you been on a train before

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 21:56, archived)