My bum has been sparkling fresh for months. I enjoy the washing your arse with a hose . (
mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 12:22,
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It is, if you get shit anywhere else on your body you don't just wipe it away with a bit of paper, you wash yourself. Bums should be the same (
mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:03,
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When you put it like that, just wiping is fucking grim(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:24,
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Advice to women with UTIs has always been "wipe front to back", which sums up the hazards(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:52, archived)
Well that would explain the high rate of reattendance for UTI patients after being directed to Pharmacy First, there was me thinking they were being prescribed antibiotics.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:59,
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I've been living the post-wipe life for years(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:11,
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Indeed, inside and out(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:55,
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Also, I don't believe you've ever washed my arse.Although I've been wrong before, I suppose.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:41,
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