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Hiya gang, I'm in Cornwall. Deffo going to catch Ozric Tentacles at the Treworgey Tree Fayre later.
Might piss on a piskie on the way there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 17:37, archived)
Cornwall's luverly.
Driving into Mousehole so the bay hoves into view just as the sun is setting is spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 7 Aug 2026, 18:22, archived)
Pronounced 'mowzel' innit

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:00, archived)
I pronounce it ‘GUNTSTENCH’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:03, archived)
You would say that

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:03, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:04, archived)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:11, archived)
salma hayek's bumtits

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:16, archived)
Remember to be considerate to lady b3tans.
Just because Salma Hayek's bumtits, doesn't mean Ian Botham's footpenis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)
Yes, it does.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:48, archived)
I couldn't give a rat's ass

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:13, archived)
a mouse's arse, surely

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:23, archived)
Yes, that was the joke. Well done.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:38, archived)
my best friend in the whole world is from Cornwall

("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 18:39, archived)
Please delete your b3ta account.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:17, archived)
+many
+s
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:39, archived)
the others are all banned
so I can't delete them
even if I knew how to do that
EDIT: there is no delete option in the profile page
("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:48, archived)
Can't I just hang around a little longer?
I'm feeling nostalgic
("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8482538
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:53, archived)
At least you didn't choose
b3ta.com/talk/8482539

🤣looking on the bright side since 1969 🌈
("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:00, archived)
I'm watching a film
Guess which one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:30, archived)
Transsexual Babysitters 5

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:35, archived)
+h

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:40, archived)
the princess bride?

("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:53, archived)
Chuckie’s Bride

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:54, archived)
Runaway bride?

("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:57, archived)
It's nothing to do with transsexuals or brides

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:05, archived)
Maybe you could give 1 clue

("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:08, archived)
It's mentioned on here almost daily

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:19, archived)
Is it Good Morning Vietnam?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:30, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:32, archived)
backdoor sluts 9?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:59, archived)
I've got
bums, poo, cock, gay, etc going through my head and no matches to any movies 🎥 🤣💩
stumped
("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:58, archived)
A Nightmare On Belm Street

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:06, archived)
Transsexual Babysitters 4?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:28, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:33, archived)
No guntry for old men?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:44, archived)
Top Gunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:45, archived)
Gunts of Navarone?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:47, archived)
Young Gunts?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:48, archived)
NO GUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:50, archived)
TLC'szzzźz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:55, archived)
Smeggy Sue Got Married?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:52, archived)
Edward Smeggyhands?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:54, archived)
The Smeg?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:55, archived)
Smeggy vs Jason?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:57, archived)
Transsexual Babysitters 2?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:57, archived)
Bellraiser?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:00, archived)
Forest Gunt?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:02, archived)
Smeggy Professor 2: The Gunts?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:02, archived)
Kill Bell?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:03, archived)
Bell And Ted's Smegsellent Adventure?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:05, archived)
The Bells Have Japs-eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:07, archived)
Flebber?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:03, archived)
Madame Fleb?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)
Dilbaro Unchained?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)
TELL US THE MOVIE SMASH
Put us out of our misery
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:05, archived)
It's fucking Geostorm

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:08, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:19, archived)

NEOSTORM
.
"I do like The Asylum disaster movie because i like how cheesy and camping movie can feel like"
CARRY ON CHEESY AND CAMPING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:45, archived)
never heard of it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 23:18, archived)
The Gunt for Smeg Cocktober?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:07, archived)
The Queer Gunter?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:07, archived)
Shambo: Fist Gunt?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:08, archived)
Cocky?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:09, archived)
Cock Suck and Two Smoking Bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:11, archived)
King Cock

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:26, archived)
The Cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:09, archived)
The Italian Knob

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:14, archived)
The Bumming Man?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:10, archived)
Transsexual Babysitters 3?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:13, archived)
Geostorm?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:15, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:29, archived)
Guntbusters?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:18, archived)
Gunt with the wind?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:22, archived)
Judge Smegg

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:24, archived)
Hobocock

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:24, archived)
Shart Circuit

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:25, archived)
Finding Weehole?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:36, archived)
Good Weehole Hunting?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:41, archived)
You're all very silly

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 22:19, archived)
My god it really still is still the 1980s down there
The same in Italy - they're still playing 80s disco all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:40, archived)
Ozrics are on Saturday afternoon YOU FUCKING IDIOT
just before Hawkwind
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 21:53, archived)
Are Tangerine Dream playing?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 22:20, archived)