Morning!
A level results day today. I failed all mine. How did you do?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 7:38, archived)

Straight Z's, bro!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Aug 2026, 7:41, archived)

Too cool for school

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 8:41, archived)

Didn't take any

( mongychops, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 7:41, archived)

Ja Rule, you fool

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 8:41, archived)

I ‘flunked’ ‘math’, IYKWIM

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 7:46, archived)

You're grounded for the rest of the semester, junior!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 8:05, archived)

Aw shucks

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 9:38, archived)

^ could care less

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:29, archived)

Four Es
and a dab of mandy
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 8:16, archived)

Result!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 8:42, archived)

Laaaahveleeeeey

( fross Read your email on, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)

Two B's and a C.
Thirty three years ago.
( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Aug 2026, 8:34, archived)

You have just outed yourself as /talk's academic genius

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 8:43, archived)

1 A+(English) 1 B(History) 2 C's(Maths and French)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 9:12, archived)

I offer both A and O level services

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 9:20, archived)

and H

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 9:20, archived)

still waiting for mum to get back from the shops so she can drive me up to the school to find out

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:15, archived)

We don't do A-levels in Scotland, unless you went to an expensive posh school.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:15, archived)

are there expensive scummy schools?

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:20, archived)

ask 'morning', he probably went there with Michael Gove

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:21, archived)

that can't be right, I'm sure he'd have mentioned it if that were the case

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:34, archived)

I'm starting to think this is rigged
www.timeout.com/london/news/english-curry-awards-2026-chillika-bexleyheath-081126
( mongychops, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 11:29, archived)

Yeah something shady going on eh
I want to go here
www.oudh1722.com/
Chap whose place it is, is a fucking genius.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:01, archived)

oudh refers to aloeswood, usually the oil but sometimes the wood
The rarest type, kyara, is the most expensive natural wild raw material on earth.
I have a few splinters here, one day I'll burn them.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 18:49, archived)

Also went to the same school as Finchy from The Office.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:38, archived)

I watched the first 15 minutes of the first episode once,
it'll be a cold day in hell before I watch any more
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 17:40, archived)

I aced homecoming!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 11:41, archived)

Alright spiderman

( mongychops, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 11:41, archived)

I told you that in confidence

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 12:11, archived)

And I told you to stop flinging your web at me, and here we are

( mongychops, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 12:16, archived)