Bum Farto yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 12:47, Reply)

Cor!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 13:20, Reply)

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(piss and shit, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 17:31, Reply)

um Farto oondocks,
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 13:23, Reply)

People put me down because that's the side of town I was born in

( mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 13:45, Reply)

Love a bit of Bum Farto

( $$ ✅, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 13:30, Reply)

If you insist

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 13:33, Reply)

to the tune of 'So Macho'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 14:24, Reply)

Tried to return my used Scooby-Doo pants today.
Would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky skids.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 14:54, Reply)

^2 in the jinkies 1 in the stinkies

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 15:07, Reply)

Now that's a scrappy doo

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Sep 2026, 16:14, Reply)

- Raggy?
- No, they're intact!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 16:17, Reply)

Fucking lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 17:16, Reply)

Apologies, I’ve been too busy to participate in this, the most Bum Farto of threads on /chat
I’ve let myself down, but more importantly I’ve let Bum Farto down
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 17:13, Reply)

I seem to remember you were a bit lukewarm about Dick Butkus, you seem to have a problem with strong manly men

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 17:32, Reply)

It’s why I rarely post on /links

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 20:19, Reply)

and yet here you are looking into my eyes and talking to me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 21:32, Reply)

Nobody is lukewarm about Dick Butkus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 22:38, Reply)

Not on my watch!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 0:04, Reply)

Too tired

( mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 18:23, Reply)

You're probably jest-lagged

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 19:01, Reply)

I'm just pissed off
Found out today that I don't just have a hernia, I also have gallstones, which are the likely culprit of my very painful trapped wind. I've now been referred to 2 surgeons because I need 2 operations.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 19:56, Reply)

On the plus side, gall bladder is usually done laparoscopically, very short recovery time, and you'll probably have a bunch of minor ailments improve afterwards

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 20:10, Reply)

I hope so
Mum had gallstones, the second they cut into her, she turned yellow. Jaundice. She was stuck in for 9 days. Still, it's been at least a couple of years since I had surgery, I was almost beginning to miss it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 20:31, Reply)

shite innit
Gallstone or hernia, both are fucking awful
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 22:09, Reply)

I'm not bothered about the surgery
I just get stabby about the pain
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 1:04, Reply)

Dunno, what are his policies?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 20:11, Reply)

Unsure, but I suspect they’re mostly fart-right

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 20:20, Reply)

He blew off a lot of competition to get the nomination

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 21:32, Reply)

His nomination filled a hole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 23:00, Reply)

it was a stop-gap measure

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 0:22, Reply)