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G'day japper's
I hope this find's you well
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:02, Reply)
Looking at flights out of here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:13, Reply)
Already?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 18:49, Reply)
I have to book

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 19:22, Reply)
thomas cook

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 6:02, Reply)
Not if I find you well first.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:14, Reply)
It finds me de-smegging my extensive dildo collection, as it happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:17, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 6:03, Reply)
Bit of a sair heid

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:18, Reply)
Few too many halves of shandy last night?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:44, Reply)
Yeah. Was DJing with my acid house pal for 6 hours.
We get paid in drinks and food, was steady away for the DJing, it was the two more pints at a different bar that's given me the hangover.

Great fun though, the bar got pretty busy and the punters were enjoying it.

Sneaked in a Marcus Intalex record early doors.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:54, Reply)
Can't believe I missed the opportunity to write "Burnt Cobain" in the dead pop stars pun thread. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:46, Reply)
Krisped Novoselic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 15:23, Reply)
Grave Grohl

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah but he wouldn't have counted because he actually is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 20 Sep 2026, 15:58, Reply)
Do a Pat Smear pun mate, you've ruined the sub-thread

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 16:43, Reply)
So's Bowie, and someone did a Bowie pun.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Sep 2026, 18:14, Reply)
No I fucking didn’t

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 18:50, Reply)
Mortney Love

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 17:42, Reply)
High queefs, I saw Volodymyr Zelenskyy earlier near Tesco's in Sunbury
Prob popping in for a meal deal I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 16:10, Reply)
Was he buying aint-no-chicken Kyivs?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Sep 2026, 18:44, Reply)
I'm losing my mind
Trying to cope with a very unhappy toddler who wants her dad. He's filming and we can't get hold of him, which she doesn't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 16:39, Reply)
is it a porn film?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 18:05, Reply)
no
his moist exterior is congealing
(piss and shit, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 18:35, Reply)
I mean, that sounds a bit like a porn film

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 20:43, Reply)
Dear Queef,
I’ve had a nice chill day and am now making a lasagna.

Regard’s,
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 17:39, Reply)
i just made smashed burgers and they were delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 21:18, Reply)
Does that mean you smashed up a ready-made burger?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 22:08, Reply)
no i ground steak with my trusty kmix

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 23:03, Reply)
Hi

("TEMU Bou", Mon 21 Sep 2026, 18:38, Reply)