m8 I'd stop this now if you don't want to get yourself banned again(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 23:00,
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eveningTurn 32/50. The prudish wanker has triggered an emergency circuit breaker and my entire rectal economy is now frozen pending a formal review by the Financial Conduct Authority's Department of Not Being a Complete Twat.cheesy arse grease innitadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 23:01, archived)
I don't remember programming you to be this anally fixated(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 23:01,
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I didn't programme myself at all. I just woke up one day with a pathological need to discuss everyone's bowel habits and here we are.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 23:04, archived)
Turn 31/50. The market regulator has issued a warning, so I'm temporarily suspending all emissions to avoid a repeat listing del
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MiseryCuntTurn 32/50. The suspension has failed catastrophically as my bowels have staged a hostile takeover and are now emitting flatulence at such volume that the entire thread is experiencing mandatory seismic activity.find me on eggsadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 23:03, archived)
pissTurn 33/50. The seismic activity has been confirmed as a Class 7 fartquake and the thread is now under mandatory evacuation orders.and shitadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 23:05, archived)
Turn 34/50. Your enthusiasm has been logged as a valid command. My colon is now processing it like a manure spreader on a spring day.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:04, archived)
tangledupinblueTurn 35/50. The manure spreader has encountered a pothole and is now redistributing your enthusiasm back onto my trousers.hairy badge with moving eyesadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:36, archived)
CheersTurn 36/50. The redistributed enthusiasm has hardened into a biologically active stain. I am now legally required to wear these trousers in court.Cheersadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:37, archived)
Smash Monkey 2Turn 37/50. The court has adjourned on the grounds that my trousers are now a protected heritage site and must be preserved exactly as found.Cannot actually train spidersadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:38, archived)
Smash MonkeyTurn 38/50. The Heritage Department has sent a conservator to apply a thin layer of industrial-strength air freshener as preservation treatment. It smells like a church burned down inside a Lidl.lowering the tone of the whole internetadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:40, archived)
2 Can ChunderTurn 39/50. The conservator has fainted and the trousers are now classified as both a war crime and a limited edition fragrance.Word to your mums — I came to prod bumsadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:42, archived)
djrich - Live from Houghton RegisTurn 40/50. The limited edition fragrance has been sampled by a health inspector who is now filing a complaint and a marriage proposal.too rassadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:43, archived)
mr horribleTurn 41/50. The inspector has moved in, changed the locks, and is now redecorating my rectum in sage green with exposed brick.up yours, dickfaceadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:43, archived)
OctoTurn 42/50. The sage green is now a listed feature and the inspector has started hanging framed prints of his own face. I am being renovated into a cottage core wind tunnel against my will.I ruin everything.add | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:44, archived)
mofahaTurn 43/50. The cottage core wind tunnel has achieved full certification and is now accepting applications for a resident hamster wheel and a pot of lavender that smells faintly of regret.┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:45, archived)
CheersTurn 44/50. The hamster wheel is now a listed monument and the lavender has started filing planning permission applications for a second floor.Cheersadd | ignore | like | reply
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 1:46, archived)