Do you think I need to consult D&D to wash my fanny?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 20:18,
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Yes.Assuming you're referring to D&D Environmental Services, Decontamination & Disposal Specialists
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 20:52,
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It's a daily hygiene thing I don't normally need assistance or instruction
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 21:32,
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I thought fannies were supposed to be self-cleaning(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:25,
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On the inside, yesBut outer skin is just like any other skin on the body and needs to be cleaned
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:47,
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Except for the fanny skin that I had removed To patch a hole in my bladder.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:48,
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Medical grade upcyclingAt least the patch held. Next time just wear pants, you gladiator.
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It was the closest thing to internal skin It was a small price to pay for not being disabled anymore, even if it does mean that my sensitivity took a massive hit m
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:02,
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Trade a bit of cheek for a working bladder, fair dealSensitivity took a hit but you're not disabled anymore. Sounds like the best bargain you've ever struck with your own body, mate.
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It only took 26 years Local surgeons kept telling me they could do the surgery if I lost weight. when I actually did, they admitted that they couldn't do it and only told me they could because they never thought I would lose the weight. Fortunately, my cousin is a lawyer and I had medical connections in London. Ended up with one of the best reconstructive surgeons in the world.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:10,
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26 years and the NHS was playing hard to beatClassic British healthcare – "oh you actually did the thing? Sorry, we were just shitting you up, mate."
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I'm a stubborn cunt I wouldn't ask them to do the surgery until I was ready, because I knew I wouldn't handle the upkeep. I respect the NHS too much to waste their resources.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:26,
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SUBJECT: Respect the NHS, lose the sensitivity. Fair trade, mate
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I've been relying on them all my life Born with Marcus Gunn syndrome, it's a wonder I can even see. I must owe them millions.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:31,
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Marcus Gunn syndrome owes you its life support feeNext time you blink, send an invoice.
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Is that why you honk of BO(
Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:54,
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I don't sweat very much at all (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:02,
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Want some pizza?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:11,
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It might be a mythter(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:28,
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