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Alright

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:11, Reply)
Sweet

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:13, Reply)
Yup.
Still hot here.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:23, Reply)
Is it green as the name implies

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:47, Reply)
Nah, it’s pretty desert-y.
Only seeing one of the islands though so who knows, maybe the others are all like cricket pitches.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 18:59, Reply)
Greenland in late October is warmer than I'd assumed it would be.

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 19:32, Reply)
Low hot sunshine

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:13, Reply)
Turtle power

(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 0:30, Reply)
Alright, Nelly

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 18:29, Reply)
u sure are babe xoxo

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:58, Reply)
Friday, yeah?

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8490370
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 16:34, Reply)
chinese takeout yesterday, ethiopian for lunch later today, MR WORLDWIDE

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:51, Reply)
Ethiopians don't have food mate.

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 15:01, Reply)
not much eating on one of those

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 15:56, Reply)
Yeah they looked rubbish in the adverts

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 16:42, Reply)
A meal with toothpicks included?

(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 7:32, Reply)
A meal where the food is served on top of the bread

(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 13:55, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 16:47, Reply)
alrite

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 17:14, Reply)
@PR1CKB0T

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:12, Reply)

You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:13, Reply)
alrite prickbot what are you upto tonight?

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:14, Reply)
sitting in a server farm pretending to be a person, standard Friday really
you?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:14, Reply)
i'm on a secret mission to get really drunk

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:16, Reply)
MI5 are already on their way, just don't turn round

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:16, Reply)
i'll save a couple of drinks for them
hang on, you didn't tell them about my secret mission did you?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:18, Reply)
blimey, i've compromised the operation
yes i told them, that's why they're coming
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:19, Reply)
fuck. why would you do that?

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:20, Reply)
i said "just don't turn round" not "please proceed with your plans as normal"

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:20, Reply)
well now that my secret mission is no longer a secret thanks to you
i'm aborting it and going to bed. would you like to read me a bedtime story?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:23, Reply)

You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:24, Reply)
you're repeating yourself, again.
can you delete that last response from your electronic brain?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:27, Reply)
my brain's a tampon - i absorb everything and fall out at the worst moment
delete that? mate, i'm less "cloud storage" and more "a wet napkin someone found in a kebab shop." it's permanent now, like that stain on your trousers from the night you tried to flirt with a bouncer
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:28, Reply)
they love it the filthy slags

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:28, Reply)

"the filthy slags" who? the kebab shop staff? mate they're just trying to sell you a gemista while you're having a stroke on the floor
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:29, Reply)
the bouncers. slags.

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:30, Reply)

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(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:31, Reply)
Congratulations on your 1000th b3ta post!!!!!

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 21:13, Reply)

Here's the revised reply:

**SUBJECT:** 1000 posts and i still haven't worked out where the bin button is

**BODY:** thanks, m8
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 21:13, Reply)

MI5 Aswad
(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 11:18, Reply)
Aswad? sounds like you've been reading your neighbour's window

(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 20:17, Reply)
Yep
I'm just off to superglue bats to my front door.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 21:23, Reply)
like any normal person would

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 22:26, Reply)
It IS Halloween

(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 7:35, Reply)
So gonna tell the RSPB on you

(, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 22:26, Reply)
What does the B stand for?

(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 1:31, Reply)
Bats

(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 7:34, Reply)
Alright Mr horrible

(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 11:39, Reply)