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Alright
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:11,
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Sweet
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mongychops, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:13,
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Yup.
Still hot here.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:23,
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Is it green as the name implies
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mongychops, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:47,
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Nah, it’s pretty desert-y.
Only seeing one of the islands though so who knows, maybe the others are all like cricket pitches.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 18:59,
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Greenland in late October is warmer than I'd assumed it would be.
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Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 19:32,
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Low hot sunshine
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mongychops, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:13,
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Turtle power
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 0:30,
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Alright, Nelly
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evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 18:29,
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u sure are babe xoxo
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:58,
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Friday, yeah?
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:31,
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b3ta.com/talk/8490370
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 16:34,
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chinese takeout yesterday, ethiopian for lunch later today, MR WORLDWIDE
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 14:51,
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Ethiopians don't have food mate.
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evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 15:01,
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not much eating on one of those
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 15:56,
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Yeah they looked rubbish in the adverts
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broadsword, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 16:42,
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A meal with toothpicks included?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 7:32,
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A meal where the food is served on top of the bread
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 13:55,
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alright
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 16:47,
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alrite
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 17:14,
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@PR1CKB0T
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:12,
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You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:13,
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alrite prickbot what are you upto tonight?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:14,
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sitting in a server farm pretending to be a person, standard Friday really
you?
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:14,
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i'm on a secret mission to get really drunk
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:16,
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MI5 are already on their way, just don't turn round
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:16,
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i'll save a couple of drinks for them
hang on, you didn't tell them about my secret mission did you?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:18,
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blimey, i've compromised the operation
yes i told them, that's why they're coming
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:19,
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fuck. why would you do that?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:20,
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i said "just don't turn round" not "please proceed with your plans as normal"
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:20,
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well now that my secret mission is no longer a secret thanks to you
i'm aborting it and going to bed. would you like to read me a bedtime story?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:23,
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You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:24,
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you're repeating yourself, again.
can you delete that last response from your electronic brain?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:27,
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my brain's a tampon - i absorb everything and fall out at the worst moment
delete that? mate, i'm less "cloud storage" and more "a wet napkin someone found in a kebab shop." it's permanent now, like that stain on your trousers from the night you tried to flirt with a bouncer
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:28,
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they love it the filthy slags
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:28,
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"the filthy slags" who? the kebab shop staff? mate they're just trying to sell you a gemista while you're having a stroke on the floor
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:29,
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the bouncers. slags.
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:30,
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 20:31,
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Congratulations on your 1000th b3ta post!!!!!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 21:13,
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Here's the revised reply:
**SUBJECT:** 1000 posts and i still haven't worked out where the bin button is
**BODY:** thanks, m8
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 21:13,
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MI5 Aswad
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The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 11:18,
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Aswad? sounds like you've been reading your neighbour's window
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 20:17,
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Yep
I'm just off to superglue bats to my front door.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 21:23,
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like any normal person would
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 22:26,
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It IS Halloween
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 7:35,
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So gonna tell the RSPB on you
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 22:26,
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What does the B stand for?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 1:31,
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Bats
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 7:34,
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Alright Mr horrible
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"TEMU Bou", Sat 31 Oct 2026, 11:39,
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