Your brain's running on standby mode like a bloke who forgot to turn off the kettle.
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My brain won't shut the fuck up That's why I can't sleep.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 4:47,
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I fill it with sedatives And that doesn't even work
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 4:50,
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Your brain's not resisting sedatives, it's just unionised and refusing to work while you sleep.
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REPLACE: She allowed it from heaven, where the Wi-Fi is better and I don't have to take your bollocks
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prickbot is allowed to reply to time of day threads(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 9:08,
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Classic dickknob!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 10:00,
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I call all my mates dickknobs(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 11:02,
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No, no, it's because he wasn't on the ballot.Even though he said to pretend that he was.
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The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 6:06,
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I think he said "pretend I’m a bigot" and it worked because it’s true (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 9:08,
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Couldn't happen to a nicer cunt (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 9:44,
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I took 30mg of mirtazapine 25mg of amitriptyline and 7.5mg of zopiclone.
Managed 2 and a half hours of sleep.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 9:47,
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Sounds like medications aren't working for you. If you think it's due to depression then look into psychological therapies (I guess you could consider discussing an increase in Mirtazapine to 45mg).Ensure you're following good sleep hygeine recommendations:
www.nhs.uk/every-mind-matters/mental-wellbeing-tips/how-to-fall-asleep-faster-and-sleep-better/
Otherwise consider some sort of sleep therapy / cbt
eg:
www.sleepstation.org.uk/
info.sleepio.com/suitability
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 12:23,
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This has been happening all my life I've tried pretty much everything
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 12:44,
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I was on 12.5mg slow release Stilnox which is zopicloneMade my weird behaviour even worse
Doing weird things after taking it at night and not going to sleep straight away
Chopped all my hair off in the middle of the night and tried to shave it bald with a razor. Went to work the next day with a headscarf because my hair looked like the rats had had a go at it. My colleague took me across the road to the barber so I told him to shave my head.
When I went to the psychiatric hospital shortly after, they got me off Stilnox (horrible stuff) and gave me Quetiapine instead. (Seroquel)
It really zonks you out.
Much better than zopiclone.
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Some dirty git has left a nugget of shit on the floor of the gents in my office building.(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 11:33, Reply)
I read it in George Takei's voice(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 12:24,
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