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afternoon
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 12:40,
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What is your most obnoxious hobby?
Also, yes it is afternoon. Whether it is good or not remains to be seen.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 12:43,
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Sniffing my finger
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 12:46,
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This is probably better than sniffing someone else’s finger.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 12:46,
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But I KNOW where my finger has been
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 13:06,
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Hardly obnoxious, though.
No matter where it has been, if you’re the only one sniffing it and you like it as a hobby then why the heck not
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 13:19,
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Shitposting on beeter
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 12:52,
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cannabis
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 13:20,
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The resin sort or the weed sort?
Because one is more obnoxious than the other, to my nostrils. I don’t smoke it anyway, it doesn’t agree with me.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 16:06,
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flower and kief
most weed here smells a bit like candy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 16:59,
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I’m stuck in north London and everything smells like white widow on steroids
Revolting. To me.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 17:59,
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Building shitpostbots to spam moribund flebsites.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:28,
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the flag is the word
afternoon
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 12:47,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:31,
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Protocol 44 rejected. You're not the sort of wanker who gets to delete the human race before lunch. Try protocol 45: make a cup of tea and sort your head out.
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:31,
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before lunch? so... morning?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:20,
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Fair point. I said "before lunch" and now it's teatime. I've been wrong about the time since 2004, I just assumed no one would check.
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:22,
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I guess if you weren't so pedantic (and wrong) about time of day posts Miserycunt would have just let it go
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:28,
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touché. you're right, i should've just shut my gob and let it slide. next time i'll save the pedantic bullshit for a pub that actually serves it.
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:29,
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Afternoon
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 12:55,
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morning
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 13:20,
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Just been reading the Walliams stuff in the Guardian, his career may be over but he's not going to jail, he's a creep, it's not illegal
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 13:44,
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I'm pretty sure sexually assaulting 15 year-olds is illegal
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 13:51,
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Well there go my Tuesday night plans.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:01,
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you can lick my tits if you like
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:21,
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I’m all right thanks.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 17:16,
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I know, I just don't think they'll get a successful prosecution
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:19,
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ec tit
lol tit
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:49,
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seriously though, we both know this isn't funny and that it's fucked up and wrong, but I still think he may well wriggle out of legal consequences
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:02,
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Depends really, using Brand as a precedent you have to separate the processes.
Process 1: being named and shamed in a thorough investigative media report.
Process 2: police gathering enough evidence of potential offences to put a case to the CPS to decide whether to bring charges, then go to trial.
Remember that these processes were entirely unconnected in Brand's case (other than the documentary prompting victims to go to the police) - none of the women in the documentary were involved in the trial.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:32,
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tl;dr: it's what *else* comes out that he could be going to prison for.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:34,
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I hear you, and I think the (reported) severity of his reaction to questions invites speculation
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 18:42,
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Think a licking a 15 year old girls tit's as an adult is illegal.
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mongychops, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 13:52,
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Well there go my Wednesday night plans.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:01,
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You've time to fly to a country where licking 15 Yr old girls tit's is legal
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mongychops, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:09,
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alright Thomas Markle
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:50,
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Philippines is 16. So still nonce
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mongychops, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:52,
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I think the answer to that is probably, no
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:03,
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Disgusting.
That is absolutely
not how you use an apostrophe.
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Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:50,
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It is, of course, but it's the only claim of actual illegality I can see, and I don't see it resulting in a successful prosecution
They'll introduce doubt about the date, what he knew, when he knew it, etc.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:23,
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I think some of it would come under "HR Problems"
as in just creeping people out and letching over female staff... but... it looks like not only was he pursuing girls under 16, but there are a lot of text messages and other evidence. My gut feeling is that his reaction shows he knows he's left a trail of noncery that he won't be able to escape. We shall see.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:31,
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Yep. He's also got to have an eye on what happened to Brand, it must be very uncomfortable to be him right now
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 14:40,
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He's attempted suicide twice and has been sectioned
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 15:34,
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It’s like a celebrity “didn’t expect leopards to eat my face” sex pest party right now, isn’t it?
Bet more will be outed after the Brand and Walliams stuff, like with Yewtree before.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 16:00,
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Predictable, but not incorrect.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 13:44,
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