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What is YOUR suggestion for a good title this week?
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

mornin rob, ummm........
...
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

HOW THE JEWS LEARNED TO LOVE HAM

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

WELL RUB MY FURRY NIPPLES IT'S LINK CLICKING TIME!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

Hello, GrandmaOfShoes

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

Hello'th GronkPan
how're your steamy bits doing?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

I have attached whistles
and now I am like a perpetual teapot.

Please tell me that you are of a similar state.
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

*high pitched steamy whistle noises*
apparently so
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

excellent.

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

omnipresence is the masturbation of the masses

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

We'll fill your fruitbasket with our fountain of man love

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

LICKING YOUR LOVE PUMP SINCE 1984

(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

Here is the News

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

happy now?

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

pardon?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Bouncing elephantiasis woman destroys central Portsmouth

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Owen Emerges Shattered From Oliver Reed.

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

Robin Cock.

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

where now for man raised by puffins?

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

Bosnian Old Woman

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

Fist headed man destroys church

(mingegashup, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)

Exploded vicar preaches sermon from fishtank

(Vulpine or something, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

More entertaining that a split baby.

( pobblepop doesn't like strangers in his parts., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

Why is it only singers with new albums or making a comeback that want to save the planet?

or

*gives up*

actually - I'm shit at this sort of thing
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

"Craig Charles, up to his nuts in Sir Killalot."

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

haha
he's snorted so much coke he's fucking robots!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

He thought they said "Robot Whores"
See, it sounds like...oh, never mind...
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

This Morning With Richard Not Judy
circa 1999
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

Heh heh
^^^This
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

This!

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

Actually...
I don't suppose anyone fancies doing me a quick favour and photoshopping this?
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

Friday the 13th of Last Summer's Chainsaw Massacre
Part 2.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

Just like Blue Peter, but without the drugs, porn and animal deaths.

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

what about phone scams?

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Oh, we've got those
Ring this number for a list of them:
0900 72267787
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

07050652199
call it to hear Rob singing his Fucker song.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

yay
*phones*

eh, that's odd :¬S no list

*phones again*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

that dark haired acrobat geordie blue peter presenter
I saw him yesterday in Tring as I walked to work.

He looked at me suspiciously.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

were you dressed as a spy?

( cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

Nope, I was wearing a green polo neck, suit and smiled at him.
I smile at everyone, I only realised it was him when he glowered at me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

howay man
woz he gannin nyem?
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

Was he whaty whatting?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

it's geordie
for going home
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS AND CHAINSAWS

(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

I love this.

( Newington, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

And it loves you
but is too shy to tell you
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

Me too.

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

Erotic Owl Disaster
Quivering Robot Shins
Recycled Biscuit Noses
Wobbly Fudge Train
Suspicious Bee Wednesday
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

They're all watching you...
or...

Taste my milky hand

I don't know either...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Uncle Bono, will you give us all Live Earth tickets?

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Potloodslijper
(It's foreignese for 'pencil sharpener'.)
( Curis, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Voted Nuts and Zoo newsletter of the year!

( cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

News just in :
Bastard steals cake from old, gay sailor - "CRUMBS FOUND ON POOP DECK"
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Did you find them wee ghosties?


Was that headline from the BBC news ticker?
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF GINGER

(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Newsletter! A.K.A how the internet ruined my life.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Flatley my dear, I don't riverdance

( Bad Horsey, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

Oooh, that's an Alan Partridge line
*approves*
( pobblepop doesn't like strangers in his parts., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

Trombones not included

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

*ahem*
Macarthur's park is melting through the dark, all the sweet green icing flowing down. Someone left the cake out in the rain.
I don't think that I can take it, cos it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again... oh no....


/be nice to see you try and fit that lot on the title at least
( The Great Architect, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

still listening to it
it's like musical crack.
You know its shit, and bad for you, but you can't help it.

AND it makes you dribble and talk nonsense
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

ha ha ha, glad I'm not the only one!

( The Great Architect, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

Hahahaha!
Best worst song ever!


Edit: Now look what you've made me do, I'm listening to the damn thing now.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

"Cos they sure don't act like Barney"

( The Great Architect, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

"Like a dog with no legs swimming through whale shit"

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

No word of a lie,
but there was an article in new scientist last year about researchers trying to find out about whale health. Apparently, the best way to find this out wuithout cutting them up, is to study their scat.

How do you find and collect Whale Scat? Why you train a rottweiler to act as a whale scat sniffer, give it a life jacket, and tether it to the prow of your boat, and follow its noise.

Apprently, whale shit really stinks, and if you get it on your clothes, the smell aint ever coming off.

www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg19225831.900
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

Beans Beans, good for the heart
the more you eat, the higher the risk of getting aids
( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

Ha ha ha
Definitely this.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

'Talking cows? That's just Bullocks'
_{period --- .}
( Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

More tidbits than your mum's gaper

(mookay drunk is SO last night, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

haha
Marvelous.
( pobblepop doesn't like strangers in his parts., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

So, you can say 'mum's gaper'...
But the simple, innocent word 'titbits' is too exciting for you?
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

nah
he's just being grammatically correct.

(titbit isn't a word)
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)

"Oily nun insertion"

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

"James Hewitt and Me" by Henry Windsor

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

African Children, the next big thing in fashion!

( diablo0301 R.I.P Scrambled Edd :(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

visual
fixation for a fucked up generation.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

B3ta : Proudly Touching Your Children Since 1980.

( Aenesis, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

Monkeys testicles, best boiled or fried? Give us your views.

( diablo0301 R.I.P Scrambled Edd :(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

YOU COULD BE WANKING OFF A NINJA RIGHT NOW AND NOT EVEN KNOW

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

Fuck me, that's so perfect it makes me want to rub it on my bum and wear it as a hat.
In public
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

o_0

( Aenesis, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahahahahahah
This wins my Shiny Red Badge of the Day!
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Aaaaahahahaha!!!
Aaah, shit that's good. A whole newsletter of cack, but that was worth it.
(PyroTyger is in a quandary. Solvency or Cintiq?, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 1:13, archived)

Otters! See them in all their brazen glory!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

Suspiciously Australian

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

If You Can't Live Without Me Then Why Arn't You Dead?

( The Lurker is worryingly making proactive decisions on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

Jeremy Clarkson Massaging Warm Marmite Into His Pale, Chapped Buttocks

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

That's not a title
That's a USENET group
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7078452
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

I fucking love that

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

i didn't think it was worth a third repost though.

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

A bolus of spuming love juice

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

Flick my nipples and call me betsy
...go on
( BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

"NO MORE CONSPIRACY THEORY STUFF ON /LINKS PLEASE"

( The Great Architect, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

I hate the way the word conspiracy gets used.
It makes things sound so glamourous.

It's a conspiracy if the local newsagents get together and jack their prices up. It's a conspiracy if you make some friends in the office and ask them to help you out with a promotion.

It's a valid word that shouldn't imply paranoia.
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)

Save the Cheerleader, Save her Jugs

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

MADE FROM LOVE, WITH LOVE

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

Not half as good as a spanking
mmm...
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

OH FUCK, ANOTHER SHITTY NEWSLETTER FROM THOSE CUNTS AT B3TA

( mictoboy, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

Shit kebab with excema

( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

mmmm....
flakey
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

"MY HOUSE HAS BEEN RAPED"?
oh
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

So that is what Sky News looks like
Quite the sculpted face~
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

Auto-giraffe headspack indident report.


And that's the best suggestion you'll ever get.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

MYRA HINDLEY FETISHISTS CLUB NEWSLETTER
*now with added anal seepage!*
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

Thats a good read that one

(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

i have a suggestion
how about we abolish /talk
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

Ooof!
But they might come here instead.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

Let them try!
*barricades doors and windows*

*gets shotgun and ammunition*

*waits*
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

we make sure just before /talk is abolished
we flash bright lights at them via the monitor
rendering them blind and unable to use a computer ever again
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

I got out of the gutter... for THIS?"
Oh, I don't fucking know. What are we, your title suggesting bitches?

Oh, hang on...
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

For all your fashion slax needs

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

Scatalogical Autobot Fiasco

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

If we run out of seals... can we club pandas?
how's that?
(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

If she tells you her age and uses a fraction. She’s too young.
New girl started this week. Told us she was 17 1/2. Ohh how cute.
(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Can I have her?

Please?
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

She yours if you shout surprise sex first.

(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

WINNER!

( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)

I'm almost as made as I will be looking at the girl in the office
knowing full well its all thanks to her.
:))))))))))))

thankyou
(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Mon 16 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)

I do it too
and I'm 34 1/2

Just a big kid at heart
(Wize, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)

I'm (7*10)/2 + 1.9
that always gets me the ladiez.
( zog why change it now?, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 1:23, archived)

Fighting an angry Baboon for a free lunch.

(Cakie capable runt, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

The Bewildering Adventures of Captain Fishrape and Incontinent Hedgehog Boy

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

Issue #17

(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)

Draw this Walrus Man
I would like to see it
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

101 Alternative Uses for Margarine

(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

Baz Luhrmann's Secret Armpit Vagina

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

Oooh, that's a horny image!
*bagpipes*
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)

Tying bennies to trees since 1874

( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

Yoghurt: Making you shit since 2002!

(Bumsmells, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

it should be
"house rapers of the world unite, it's clicky clicky time!"
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

ohhhhh thats a toughie
but try
fuck a virgin in 7 diffrent places
bye iam desprate
( DaveExclamationMark speedcoredave.co.uk | Pinkie Pie Style!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

You've got what you
want now fuck off!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

i went to Iran and all i got was the crappy newsletter

(hamchicken&peas, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

your stinking clit in the wotld of web

( hooker1uk Voted 'wanker of the week' for 57 weeks running, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

jump in my pants it's party time
NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

***NORTON ANTIVIRAL**** This newsletter has been automatically deleted

( cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

COMING SOON TO A PEADOPHILE IN YOUR AREA

( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

The ASBO to your Inner Chav.

( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

It's like sex for your eyes...
Only less messy.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

Let our shag-planet caress your drive-thru herpes
said the boy
( Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

ONE UP THE BUM NO HARM DONE
as an attempt to broaden the gay fanbase. what say you bobby?
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)

Blatently 3 twats arguing
or are we not doing acronyms?
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)

IT'S LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH AND EVERYONE'S WANKING.
Shit I know.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)

IT'S ONLY NECROPHILIA IF THEY WERE DEAD WHEN YOU FOUND THEM.
Hopefully that one was a bit better.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 17:03, archived)

YOU DEPRAVED PEOPLE READ THIS FILTH?
concise!
(CatfaceJones, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 20:40, archived)

Why don't YOU spunk on US for a change?
webdongs
( Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)

SEE YOU LATER MASTURBATOR - IN A WHILE PAEDOPHILE

( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 19:43, archived)

MORE SHITE THAN A BUMS NUTSACK
works fir me ;)
(stupotty, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 0:46, archived)

Clogging Ted Stevens' tubes

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 3:49, archived)

Draw a line...
You'll find us 10km on the other side, fucking your nana
( Beejay Loves lady boobs, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 3:55, archived)

A Simple Guide to Brutal Rape.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

WE BLAME THE BLACKS.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 8:10, archived)

Biff
something about cummy socks... it's too hot to come up with myself.
(Necromental is a voice., Sun 15 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)

CUNT MY JEWTOES! IT'S HITLER AND HE'S NOT HAPPY!
Or maybe,

SHITLER! IT'S THE JEWS AND THEY'RE NOT HAPPY!
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:59, archived)

"Beat a beet Abby, ta". Say it aloud ten times fast!
try it.
(mmmkay, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)

Chuck your dildo, have a sandwich

( Blobcat Needs insparation, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)

THE WORLD'S GREATEST MILK

( PMGT -Bacon., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)

Jesus is
in our hearts... and our steamy wank-tissues
(5ifty0, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

Turning fruits into vegetables since (insert date)
Enlarge your vagina.
HTML for the blind
Want to see some puppies?
Wholesome Christian fun for boys of good British Stock
( P45 Sent by my Bosch 509e in the year 2000, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:55, archived)

"The eight farmers posed discreetly with farm implements"
Direct quote from one of the funniest stories ever on BBC.com:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4121409.stm
(timbob, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 23:45, archived)

whistles
Its only rape if they scream more than once.

edit: bored bored bored, have some more brain leakage

"Because a pickaxe to the spleen often offends"

"Fisting Grannies can seriously tarnish your soul"

"Free in this issue!! a sick eating monkey"

"The decline and fall of Western Civilization part IV - Gorblimey trousers"

"Excuse me Bishop, but your marmoset has just eloped with my shoes"




relurks.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)

It reads the newsletter with its face
or else it gets the hose again.
(16chapel, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:59, archived)