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# Newsletter subjectline compo
What is YOUR suggestion for a good title this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)
# mornin rob, ummm........
...
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)
# HOW THE JEWS LEARNED TO LOVE HAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)
# WELL RUB MY FURRY NIPPLES IT'S LINK CLICKING TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hello, GrandmaOfShoes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hello'th GronkPan
how're your steamy bits doing?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I have attached whistles
and now I am like a perpetual teapot.

Please tell me that you are of a similar state.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *high pitched steamy whistle noises*
apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
# omnipresence is the masturbation of the masses
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# We'll fill your fruitbasket with our fountain of man love
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# LICKING YOUR LOVE PUMP SINCE 1984
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Here is the News
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# happy now?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Bouncing elephantiasis woman destroys central Portsmouth
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Owen Emerges Shattered From Oliver Reed.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Robin Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)
# where now for man raised by puffins?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Bosnian Old Woman
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Fist headed man destroys church
(mingegashup, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Exploded vicar preaches sermon from fishtank
(Vulpine or something, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# More entertaining that a split baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Why is it only singers with new albums or making a comeback that want to save the planet?

or

*gives up*

actually - I'm shit at this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# "Craig Charles, up to his nuts in Sir Killalot."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# haha
he's snorted so much coke he's fucking robots!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# He thought they said "Robot Whores"
See, it sounds like...oh, never mind...
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# This Morning With Richard Not Judy
circa 1999
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Heh heh
^^^This
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Actually...
I don't suppose anyone fancies doing me a quick favour and photoshopping this?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Friday the 13th of Last Summer's Chainsaw Massacre
Part 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Just like Blue Peter, but without the drugs, porn and animal deaths.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# what about phone scams?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Oh, we've got those
Ring this number for a list of them:
0900 72267787
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# 07050652199
call it to hear Rob singing his Fucker song.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
# yay
*phones*

eh, that's odd :¬S no list

*phones again*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)
# that dark haired acrobat geordie blue peter presenter
I saw him yesterday in Tring as I walked to work.

He looked at me suspiciously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# were you dressed as a spy?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Nope, I was wearing a green polo neck, suit and smiled at him.
I smile at everyone, I only realised it was him when he glowered at me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)
# howay man
woz he gannin nyem?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Was he whaty whatting?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)
# it's geordie
for going home
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS AND CHAINSAWS
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# And it loves you
but is too shy to tell you
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Erotic Owl Disaster
Quivering Robot Shins
Recycled Biscuit Noses
Wobbly Fudge Train
Suspicious Bee Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# They're all watching you...
or...

Taste my milky hand

I don't know either...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Uncle Bono, will you give us all Live Earth tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Potloodslijper
(It's foreignese for 'pencil sharpener'.)
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Voted Nuts and Zoo newsletter of the year!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# News just in :
Bastard steals cake from old, gay sailor - "CRUMBS FOUND ON POOP DECK"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Did you find them wee ghosties?


Was that headline from the BBC news ticker?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)
# WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF GINGER
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Newsletter! A.K.A how the internet ruined my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Flatley my dear, I don't riverdance
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Oooh, that's an Alan Partridge line
*approves*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Trombones not included
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *ahem*
Macarthur's park is melting through the dark, all the sweet green icing flowing down. Someone left the cake out in the rain.
I don't think that I can take it, cos it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again... oh no....


/be nice to see you try and fit that lot on the title at least
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# still listening to it
it's like musical crack.
You know its shit, and bad for you, but you can't help it.

AND it makes you dribble and talk nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
# ha ha ha, glad I'm not the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Best worst song ever!


Edit: Now look what you've made me do, I'm listening to the damn thing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
#
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# "Cos they sure don't act like Barney"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# "Like a dog with no legs swimming through whale shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# No word of a lie,
but there was an article in new scientist last year about researchers trying to find out about whale health. Apparently, the best way to find this out wuithout cutting them up, is to study their scat.

How do you find and collect Whale Scat? Why you train a rottweiler to act as a whale scat sniffer, give it a life jacket, and tether it to the prow of your boat, and follow its noise.

Apprently, whale shit really stinks, and if you get it on your clothes, the smell aint ever coming off.

www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg19225831.900
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Beans Beans, good for the heart
the more you eat, the higher the risk of getting aids
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Definitely this.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# 'Talking cows? That's just Bullocks'
period --- .

(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# More tidbits than your mum's gaper
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
# haha
Marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
# So, you can say 'mum's gaper'...
But the simple, innocent word 'titbits' is too exciting for you?
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# nah
he's just being grammatically correct.

(titbit isn't a word)
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# "Oily nun insertion"
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# "James Hewitt and Me" by Henry Windsor
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# African Children, the next big thing in fashion!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# visual
fixation for a fucked up generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# B3ta : Proudly Touching Your Children Since 1980.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Monkeys testicles, best boiled or fried? Give us your views.
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
# YOU COULD BE WANKING OFF A NINJA RIGHT NOW AND NOT EVEN KNOW
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Fuck me, that's so perfect it makes me want to rub it on my bum and wear it as a hat.
In public
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahahah
This wins my Shiny Red Badge of the Day!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Otters! See them in all their brazen glory!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Suspiciously Australian
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# If You Can't Live Without Me Then Why Arn't You Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson Massaging Warm Marmite Into His Pale, Chapped Buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# That's not a title
That's a USENET group
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7078452
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I fucking love that
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)
# i didn't think it was worth a third repost though.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# A bolus of spuming love juice
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Flick my nipples and call me betsy
...go on
(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)
# "NO MORE CONSPIRACY THEORY STUFF ON /LINKS PLEASE"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I hate the way the word conspiracy gets used.
It makes things sound so glamourous.

It's a conspiracy if the local newsagents get together and jack their prices up. It's a conspiracy if you make some friends in the office and ask them to help you out with a promotion.

It's a valid word that shouldn't imply paranoia.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Save the Cheerleader, Save her Jugs
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# MADE FROM LOVE, WITH LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Not half as good as a spanking
mmm...
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# OH FUCK, ANOTHER SHITTY NEWSLETTER FROM THOSE CUNTS AT B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Shit kebab with excema
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)
# mmmm....
flakey
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# "MY HOUSE HAS BEEN RAPED"?
oh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)
# So that is what Sky News looks like
Quite the sculpted face~
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Auto-giraffe headspack indident report.


And that's the best suggestion you'll ever get.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)
# MYRA HINDLEY FETISHISTS CLUB NEWSLETTER
*now with added anal seepage!*
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Thats a good read that one
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# i have a suggestion
how about we abolish /talk
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Ooof!
But they might come here instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Let them try!
*barricades doors and windows*

*gets shotgun and ammunition*

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# we make sure just before /talk is abolished
we flash bright lights at them via the monitor
rendering them blind and unable to use a computer ever again
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I got out of the gutter... for THIS?"
Oh, I don't fucking know. What are we, your title suggesting bitches?

Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)
# For all your fashion slax needs
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Scatalogical Autobot Fiasco
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# If we run out of seals... can we club pandas?
how's that?
(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# If she tells you her age and uses a fraction. She’s too young.
New girl started this week. Told us she was 17 1/2. Ohh how cute.
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Can I have her?

Please?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# She yours if you shout surprise sex first.
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I'm almost as made as I will be looking at the girl in the office
knowing full well its all thanks to her.
:))))))))))))

thankyou
(waxdart hello., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I do it too
and I'm 34 1/2

Just a big kid at heart
(Wize, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
#
I'm (7*10)/2 + 1.9
that always gets me the ladiez.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Fighting an angry Baboon for a free lunch.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# The Bewildering Adventures of Captain Fishrape and Incontinent Hedgehog Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Issue #17
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Draw this Walrus Man
I would like to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# 101 Alternative Uses for Margarine
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Baz Luhrmann's Secret Armpit Vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Oooh, that's a horny image!
*bagpipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Tying bennies to trees since 1874
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Yoghurt: Making you shit since 2002!
(Bumsmells, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# it should be
"house rapers of the world unite, it's clicky clicky time!"
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# You've got what you
want now fuck off!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# i went to Iran and all i got was the crappy newsletter
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# your stinking clit in the wotld of web
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# jump in my pants it's party time
NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ***NORTON ANTIVIRAL**** This newsletter has been automatically deleted
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# COMING SOON TO A PEADOPHILE IN YOUR AREA
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# The ASBO to your Inner Chav.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# It's like sex for your eyes...
Only less messy.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Let our shag-planet caress your drive-thru herpes
said the boy
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# ONE UP THE BUM NO HARM DONE
as an attempt to broaden the gay fanbase. what say you bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Blatently 3 twats arguing
or are we not doing acronyms?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# IT'S LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH AND EVERYONE'S WANKING.
Shit I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)
# IT'S ONLY NECROPHILIA IF THEY WERE DEAD WHEN YOU FOUND THEM.
Hopefully that one was a bit better.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 17:03, archived)
# YOU DEPRAVED PEOPLE READ THIS FILTH?
concise!
(CatfaceJones, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Why don't YOU spunk on US for a change?
webdongs
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)
# SEE YOU LATER MASTURBATOR - IN A WHILE PAEDOPHILE
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 19:43, archived)
# MORE SHITE THAN A BUMS NUTSACK
works fir me ;)
(stupotty, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Clogging Ted Stevens' tubes
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Draw a line...
You'll find us 10km on the other side, fucking your nana
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 3:55, archived)
# A Simple Guide to Brutal Rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)
# WE BLAME THE BLACKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Biff
something about cummy socks... it's too hot to come up with myself.
(Necromental is a voice., Sun 15 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# CUNT MY JEWTOES! IT'S HITLER AND HE'S NOT HAPPY!
Or maybe,

SHITLER! IT'S THE JEWS AND THEY'RE NOT HAPPY!
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:59, archived)
# "Beat a beet Abby, ta". Say it aloud ten times fast!
try it.
(mmmkay, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Chuck your dildo, have a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# THE WORLD'S GREATEST MILK
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Jesus is
in our hearts... and our steamy wank-tissues
(5ifty0, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Turning fruits into vegetables since (insert date)
Enlarge your vagina.
HTML for the blind
Want to see some puppies?
Wholesome Christian fun for boys of good British Stock
(I helped save b3ta! P45 Sent by my Bosch 509e in the year 2000, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:55, archived)
# "The eight farmers posed discreetly with farm implements"
Direct quote from one of the funniest stories ever on BBC.com:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4121409.stm
(timbob, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 23:45, archived)
# whistles
Its only rape if they scream more than once.

edit: bored bored bored, have some more brain leakage

"Because a pickaxe to the spleen often offends"

"Fisting Grannies can seriously tarnish your soul"

"Free in this issue!! a sick eating monkey"

"The decline and fall of Western Civilization part IV - Gorblimey trousers"

"Excuse me Bishop, but your marmoset has just eloped with my shoes"




relurks.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It reads the newsletter with its face
or else it gets the hose again.
(16chapel, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:59, archived)