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(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

hehehe

massive disasters everywhere! have a pr

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edit:everyone newsmash!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

Huzzah!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

that made me laugh snot out my nose!

great stuff!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

I love your news shops

that is all.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

^ this with cream on :)

AARRRRGGGHHHHHH...I did it again...I hit the talkboard button by mistake...It was horrible *shudder* horrible I tell you...like Dawn of the Dead all over again.

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

*holds Bunster close*

there, there . . .
*rocks soothingly*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)

Why are they so different over there Dave? Why Dave Why?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

Thank god ...

... you got out before comma caught you. She has a habit of following people into the main board, then attacking all with her nasty words!

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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:35, archived)

Bring her on I'm not scared*

*wees

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)

Oh, the pink one I keep hearing so much about...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)

That sounds rude in a funny way :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:01, archived)

it is all teh scarey over there...

*shudders*

Edit: the post count in my profile tells the story... ;)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:38, archived)

Ditto

Although I don't have any idea what my 3 posts were about :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)

Hehe. Same here.

*basks in warm familiar fluffiness of the main board*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)

I don't

that is all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:34, archived)

less than ostriches, eh?

There's nothing like a bit of science.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

Yes

Science/Magic

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Nice.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

'Study finds a peanut!'

Arf!

Woo!
ACE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

And use margarine

'cos it spreads easier.

(roysin, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:46, archived)

i suspect this has been done before

111111110000000111111111111000001111111
111111000000000011111111000000002011111
111110000000002001111110022000020001111
111110022000020001111110000000000001111
111110000011110001111111000111110001111
111111000111110001111111000011100011111
111111110000000001111100010000001111111
111111111111111100011000111111111111111
111111111111111000000000001111111111111
111111110000000000000000000000000111111
111111000111100000000000000111111111111
111111111111100000121210000011111111111
111111111110100001212121221001111111111
111111111100010012121212100000011111111
111111100000011000000000111000000001111
111110000000111111111111111111000000111

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new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

Arrrrrrgggggggggh!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

Yay for ASCII-Art

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

Nooooooooo!

Teh Fear!

/Repeat ad nauseum

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

2? 2?

In my day we had to make do with 1 and 0!
2? You don't know you're born!
Great ascii.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)

in all honesty i did cheat

and drew a table over it in dreamweaver. but thank you

[edit] i can't get the fucking quo to work ;)

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new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

Ask Maiden . . .

She's used to getting people to work . . . and the shops . . . . and back again . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

hey

cant you just get a program to do it for you?

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

probably

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new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

probably

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

1? 1?

luxury,

In my day we had nothing but 0, and we were 'appy!

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:41, archived)

Hahahaha

"Argh etc"

Woo.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

Arrrrrrgggggggggh!

very nicely done, that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

argh!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

LEMMINGS

You gotta love the little suicidal rodents :)

Edit: p.s. Hi Cockalorum

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

I am currently trolling through Lemmings Paintball . . .

It HAS to be the worst!
even than 3D!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

Lemmings Paintball ?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

Yeah . . .

Lemmings Paintball
It sucks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

Hmmm...not exactly bigging it up are they :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

*flees*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

hmmm

-----
| X |
-----

btw, what is it 'supposed' to be?

(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

argh

etc

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new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

000\0000|0000/000000-----0000-----0000
0000\000|000/0000000|00|000|00|0000
00000___0__00000000-----0000-----0000

proof that I am quite crap at these

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

is it a mongoose?

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

it's a sailboat

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new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

it's a very bad woo

not even i can see it and i made it!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

Did you delete the first attempt?

Y'know, the one I replied to with helpful hints . . . ?
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

how does he smell?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

Alaska?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:34, archived)

...and?

wotshesay?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)

indeed

did it take you long? haha

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

That

is ace.

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

aceness

aaaaargggh
teh fear

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

aaaaarggh!

woo!
/excuse:

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drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

hahaha

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new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)

Last one...

slighty different timings...at some point it might make sense...

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

You looney!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

Leave it long enough

And you get called a fucking retard.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

That bunny really knows what he's talking about!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

By long enough do you mean at the

very beginning?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

yeah . . . about every 0.6 seconds on here . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

I can be impatient

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

hahahahaha!

Thas' tuttly ace!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

Ho ho ho

Favourite moment: "SugarSpunSister?" "Who's that fucking retard?"

Nice, but I must confess I don't get it.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

RIS?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

Quite.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

Different Prime Number Frames

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

What's the Velvet underground

track with the two voices saying unrelated things - one voice out of each stereo channel?

That's what this reminds me of.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)

Hahaha

splendid!

and I think you might like my website too then (refresh ad nauseum)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)

this

second across

video.google.com/videosearch?q=blaupunkt

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

hahahahaha

that's where the rabbit goes at night!

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

tis old skool

matey

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

I didn't go to that one

I went to the other one...

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

this is ...

ACE!!

(sbeck, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

it's like

talkin to me...

(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

Ace

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)

'Noon everyone

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)

does

WOOOO very good job btw, and im not just saying that, an' sorry for the threadjack

anybody know how to fix video files that have been slightly damaged by compression? though I don't think its actually possible. just askin'

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Box of Rabbits, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)

Thanks for the threadjack!

Edit: S'alright :)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

well I like the picture

some people need a good punch in the jimmy

preferably for cash.. mmmm

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

Mmm!

Thankyou sir, may I have another?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

50p

hand it over

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

ahhhh i see the relevance

because the guy in the picture was trying to do that too, when he walked off a cliff

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

Use the uplaod codez to hack into a government computer

and use the image enhancement software.

That stuff can read microfilm from a single pixel!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

aye

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

Threadjacking isn't a crime.. Is it?

I'm glad you posted it here rather than threadwaste..

I suppose if the video file has become more pixelated due to compression, you can't exactly fix it "back" to what it was previous.

/rather be talking here than at the BNP rally on /talk blog

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

yeh

thats exactly it, it was just a hunch that someone might know
of a sharpening or
correction tool or anything like that.
But yeh i figured twas in vain.

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Box of Rabbits, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

some video codecs can add ditherage and sheeeeet when you`re playing back the movie so it looks a bit better

don`t know anything that`ll let you edit it and do that though

have a look at Adobe Premier and see if it`s any use for that sort of thing.. there`s Premier Elements, which is a cheap cut-down version

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

elements?

is that any good? and is it expensive?

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mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

No...it's not a crime...it's just considered good manners

too acknowledge the pic first before hand

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

You can "fix" glitches by cutting them out

but visually damaged is visually damaged. Some MPEG glitches (green areas and stuff like that) may be sync issues and resyncing the file with new keyframes, _can_ have a good effect.

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sinisterduck, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)

nah

it doesnt have any glitches, just the compression quality is munthouse and its pixalated to the hills and back.

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Box of Rabbits, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

is it

teh pron?

Edit: Cos if it is you can edit the frames manually and copy and paste new norks on your wenches!!!

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

hmm

<bones>It's dead, Jim</bones>

enhancing really crap film material to zoom out a nipple piercing's silver quality stamp is only possible in hollywood. I heard.

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sinisterduck, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

Haha

sooner or later, he's going to look down

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

pff

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oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

Arf!

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)

hahaha top thuddage

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

It's a well known phenomenomionm

1. Eating explosives
2. Eating big stuff
3. Squishy heads
4. Impossibly large pockets
5. Repeated backgrounds
6. Real life imagination

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

#4 is still my fave

I love elephants

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sinisterduck, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

Woo to this!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

All good stuff :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

yes

this is great

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

brilliant

i will remember that next time i walk off a cliff

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)

*chortle*

I do love these very much.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

That's very much appriciated :)

Oh, and little blue fishy seems to be at home as my MSN pic. Ta!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

Yay!

Glad he's got a good home : )

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

does that

really work?

(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

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nhojjohn, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

'ello Rev!

I been waiting for you for days!

I never got your e-mail!

and Have a Woo!
Yay! e-mail me NOW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

I've tried to email you once again

thanks for your patience!

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nhojjohn, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

PATIENCE!?

I'VE MURDERED FOUR PEOPLE!

EDIT: Hurrah! you got it right!
s'OK, they were catholics! Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

Woo yay hooplah!!!!!

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nhojjohn, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

Hahahaha!

What a brilliant site! (and sneaky link to your B3ta profile. How many people have found that without being pointed to it . . . ?)
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

None that I know of

(probably just as well)

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nhojjohn, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

Hehehe!

Yup, I can just imagine the depletion in WI members through heart attacks . . .

*giggles*
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

sounds like a good weekend

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

Oi!

I'm one of thems!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

Sorry, yer holiness . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

Thankee

*loves dave in the bum*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

Hahahahahhaha!

Subtle, but yes!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

aceness

woo yay etc

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

Arf!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)

hahaha! excellent.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

Clever!

woo!

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

I don't know.

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

reminds me

of the Blaupunkt advert

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

after listening to someone talking about a randomly swearing gif machine

you need to change the number of frames to different prime numbers, but keep the timing consistant ie
Teddy ------ rabbit
1 blank ------ 1 hello
2 cats ------ 2 blank
3 blank ------ 3 dogs
1 blank ------ 4 blank
2 cats ------ 5 goats
3 blank ------ 1 blank
ok that doesn't work so great but i think that's the idea...

etc

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

it's actually

quite tricky to get it right... another is coming up...

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

*sighs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

WTF?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

filename

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

i thought it was a mushroom snake

or summfin

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)

I thought it was a snake tortoise...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

I cannot be held responsible

for the fact that a lungfish looks like a snake. But I apologise for the state of my lungs, that is my own fault.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

Lung Snake

????

Edit: *Checks filename, shuts up *

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)

'noon Waspy

I thought it was a mushroom...but I can see it now sorta :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

I see what you mean

hey ho, wasted 10 of my lunchtime minutes anyhoo.

And 'Noon Bunster!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

Tha's not so bad...if I'd had tried it would've taken about an hour to source the pics :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

test icicles! hahahahahahahahaha

ahem.. sorry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

Thats funny cos it is

AICMFP

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo....

I quite like that

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

lolz i read that as testicles

lolz

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

Have a woo because........

The icicles are made of wee but
urine tensions were good.

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paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

haha

ace

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

Wee icicles?

I thought they were KKK-bots or something... amusing pic though

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)

Yellow ice!

Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!

Woo, that is.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

you like teh test icicles?

my gf does their press

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:49, archived)

so thats how they are deciding the tory's next leader

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

CHUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMP!!!!!!!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

Spin spin spin

the wheel of Tory leadership selection,
see how fast the bastards turn!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

Don't forget

to comb its hair!

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

laughing like a loon at Vic and Bob again on DVD recently

and thinking to myself "How on earth did this ever get on television?"

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

Yay!

terrible man, terrible man, terrible terrible terrible man.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

Good job Maggie's not there.

The lady's not for turning.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

Dr. Pepper - So Misunderstood

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

that made me chortle a lot more than it should have done.

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

er... thanks?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

Woo

poor dr pepper

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

Pfft!

That made me laugh a lot harder than it shoudl have.

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

spooky

www.b3ta.com/board/5232693

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)

Hahahaha

random

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paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha

that is very amusing!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

that's odd

but funny with it. hooray.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

Teehehehehehehe...

*chortles merrily*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)

heheh

nicely!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

hahahahaha

superb

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

I have no idea why I thought of this....

You probably wish I hadn't...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

pfft....

With a mirror and a SPLAT! there is a tateless animation there somewhere.

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paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

pffft

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

*threadwastes*

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

do another one

quick!
you massive cunt

(

Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

you know how to sweet talk someone dont you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

Its badger of love

he is 100% evil and so I get to abuse him
his missus said so

(

Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

Hahahahahah

Yes, this.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

*threadwastes in your face*

*wipes cock on the curtains*

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

Cockbadger!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

gosh, you're naughty today aren't you :P

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

*smootches*

*spanks*

how do sir?

(

Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

PHWOAR!

pretty good, you?

Ooooh pissing hell, Lecture o' clock

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

have fun

try not to work too hard

(

Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

*arouses*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

*strokes*

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

way hey! twice today!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

Thank the gods!

No threadwastes a threadwaste when that comes out.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

Thats one of the nicest things anyone has ever said...

to a kia-ora stealing evil genius

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

This is possibly true

Hey, since I'm so nice and all, how about you let me guard the kia-ora for a bit while you take a nap?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

hmmmm, a tempting offer....

would have to chain you up to ensure you didnt run off with it....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

Oh no, you can trust me

*charms*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

whats that in your belly button?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

*steals all the kia-ora while you are distracted*

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

I've just noticed....

I become an evil Kia-Ora stealing genius and I get charmed by Women...

Where was I going wrong before?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

Chicks dig evil geniuses

100% of fact.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

*feels like the Fonz*

"ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

*feels up the fonz*

Ooooooooooooh

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

watch the leather...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

its wipe clean

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

so's the leather...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

It's....umm......it's....

A new form of body jewelery, yes. Everyones wearing it.

*death-rays*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

*dodges - Matrix styleeee*

/dispatches gerbils of doom

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

*calls upon flying kittens*

*fluffs to unnatural levels*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

my killer kitten Murfee will kill all other kittins

with sheer cute power (pic in profile)
see, you cannot win

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

Oh.

Oh he's pretty cute.

Hmm....

*brings out the ninjas*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

hmmm, a convincing adversary

*lunges at sugarspunsister's tummy button and takes out ninja controlling device by crushing it*

/bring out the ultimate weapon..... The Laser controlled turbo injected, geothermic powered Timmy Mallett operated Mallett's Mallet!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

Noooooooooo!

Nooooooonnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, who will save us now!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa

/more evil cackling, but only cos the chicks dig it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)

*Is heartened by redsushi's cunning ruse*

*combats terrifying mallett with pure will and strength of mind*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)

You go girl!

*calls Uri Geller*

"Hey! Uri? yeah....

Guess what?....

I'm better than you!

*hangs up*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)

Anyones better than Uri Geller

Especially Derren Brown.

*Displays weakness*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

right, well...

You have one minute...Mallett's Mallett is a word association game, where you mustn't pause, hesitate, repeat a word or say a word I don't like, or you get a bash on the head like this or like this! Now, look at each other and say Bleurgh!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)

"Redsushi, nooooooo!"

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

Bleurgh!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

*ninja kicks mallet out of hand*

A-hah, the tables have turned!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

i could watch those high ninja kicks all day

but alas, i just got redsushi beforehand, and now, i run, run away to a secret place...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

Curses

*follows*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

Now e have to fly away to a remote

island and make babies.

Come on then. Where so you want to go?

how about my Lime Hill Estate?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

Hmmmm.....

*turns to the dark side*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

Nooooo!

Doesn;t matter anyway!

I only side with people who have shops ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

Pffth!

*Is still poor*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

*Still loves sugarspunsister*

*pines for the love he lost :(*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

*drinks kia-ora and champagne*

*wins*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)

hey, now we're talking!

who's got the kia-ora?
who's the daddy?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

Yeah!

*Lives rest of life in evil kia-ora heaven*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)

well, works for me

/tells angelina jolie to pack her bags,
I got a new high ninja kicking girl in da house

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

Wow!"

*Is honoured*

*Gets colagen implants to have terrifyingly large lips just her predecessor*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

ha ha *boinks on the head with Mallet* -

yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-out!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

Ha!

I am invincible to the fluffeh!

He is not with us anymore....

What are you gonna do now Archie?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

Hahahaha

A deliciously cruel and cunning plan!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

gives him a sip of the revitalising juice that IS geneticlaly-modified Kia-Ora, and watches him grow to immeasurable size

/an evil genius HAS to have a cat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)

Well it'll have to be

a new one coz He's still deaded!
Image hosted by TinyPic.com

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

he shed his original skin and is now invunerbaleblebleblebleblebleble

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

*turns fluff to other side with delicious herrings*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

that wont tempt him...

he's hard of herring, y'see

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

*groan*

Not even the pun can save you now!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)

*tries Mussels*

Oooh Ye sthats right Murfee! Thats it, just over the cliff there are loads of fish.

*comicla sound effect of falling*
*comical sound effect of hitting the floor*
*Miaow!*
*Sound of a shark eating Murfee*

Ha ha ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)

scccchplendid work, I admire that...

but while you were busy doing that, ive hidden the 4 pure specimens somewhere even safer!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

*calls on DTF and his special kia-ora finding powers*

*locates*

*fights guards*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

I bet monkeon could do wonders with this storyline :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

'Hee!

He must be informed.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

wow !

(

oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

i like that, much more than i should :)

it only comes out in emergencies too

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

This pleases me greatly

(

Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

Your gay

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

*clicks ignore*

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

*sodomises*

(

Randomgazz, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

alright nobber

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mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

You sir!

Are you well?

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

very good ta

and yourself?

(

mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

Cock, you say?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

that was

bound to happen.

/sniggers like an 8 year old

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

Always

willing to oblige with a nob gag

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

Yay!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

...

Ah fangyu

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

haha

yes

(

oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

*looks shocked*

*runs away giggling*

(

mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

All hail the high prince of funnyland!

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

Good gosh

I haven't been to this place in a long time.
It's all sticky.

(

Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

*guides back to /talk*

lets get you home before it gets dark

(

mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

*shivers*

*mumbles*

(

Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

have you been a cunt all your life

or did you take remedial class?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

nope

he just went to school in France.

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

I like you

you're almost too good to be true

(

oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

come on !

this is almost the best thread on the entire page !!

(

oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

(Thewsion Unclear Power, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)

Good Evening, Mr. Hat...

As you can see, I have completely eradicated all but one pure specimen of each
leading brand flavour of Kia-Ora. There are just these four pure specimens left,
being dangled at height over my shark infested pool, and just out of sight are
targeting lasers made from conflict diamonds. All of this in my secret volcanic
Kia-Ora-substitue erupting lair guarded by my many henchmen dressed in mock - Kia-ora
orange overalls.

Unless my demands are met, the last four pure Kia-Ora specimens will be vapourised - Forever!

/Demands to follow...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

Noooooo, you bastard!

Save us, Dave The Facts!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

not real

no helecopter, no bridge
aicmfp

(

sudo is bored, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

hehehe

if you have any demands going spare, i'd like one of those little octopuss things that you could throw at patio doors and they used to sort of walk down them

(

mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

*writes down on list for addition to demands*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

Can I have a replacement rear bumper for my car please

I spakkerly backed into a lamp-post

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

*adds to list*

/a little disappointed at the response so far, has been a little strange, was kind of expecting world domination at the very least...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

no patio windows will be safe with me gadding about with my slimey

little octopuss friend

(

mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

oo i'll have some domination

from Angelina Jollie preferably

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

fraid she's taken...

she's my evil top henchwoman who attends to my every need

/except when the missus is at home

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

damnit

Jessica Alba?

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

ok, you're on...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

Hoorah a spanking

and then the oral sex

/python

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

If we're making a list...

I'd like the invention of teleportation

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

a set of steak knives in a presentation box.

those little black rubber things, the ones that go 'neek, neek, neek', a big box of them.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

*added to list*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)

Nice lair!

Did you choose the furnishings yourself?

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

I AM a Great Architect aren't I, only the best for me...

Even the water is imported in, passed by the venezualan yaks of southern brazil (its a long story)
but trust me, its expensive

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

The pair of 8ft gilded gnomes in the gents are a bit of an odd choice...

...but they might grow on me.

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

well, you know what they say...

Theres no place like gnome

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

you're really trying . . .

*whips hip-flask from under hat*

*swigs*

*replaces*
Hahahahahahahahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

Go with it, ffs...

throw me a frickin' bone here

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You did not account for the Kia-Orabots though did you!
You will fail Mr Archie!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

*dispatches war rocket ajax*

/attacks and destroys kia-ora bots

/its a mini adventure this, Daniel Craig eat your heart out

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

Ha!

Inconceivable!

These KiaOraBots are invincible!

Unless of course you dispatch the Powerpuff Girls! There only weakness is Sugar and Spice. Oops. Maybe I shouldn;t have said that....

Unless of course you dispatch the Powerpuff Girls! There only weakness is Sugar and Spice. Oops. Maybe I shouldn;t have said that....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

ok, *dispatches warrior octupi*

who, with their keen brains and tentacles, undoes each cap off the tbottles and pours the insdies down the drain.

hahahahahahaha, nice try, but foiled!

/puts the powerpuff girls on standby just in case though...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Bugger!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa

/evil laughs all around

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

*winks*

OH NOES! I've run out of delicious Kia Ora!
how's that?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)

this has gone further than i'd imagined...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

Yeah . . . I'm laughing like a loon

at SSS's attempts to save the Kia Ora . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

this may run and run all week,

like a 1930's serial

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)

so close

(captain barnacle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

Nice try mr. Chode

as you can see, my great-architectyness-intelligence has designed for every possibility

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

you fiend

shakes fist angrily

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

Have a Morrisey religious tract

They're quite popular and annoying here. They're called Chick tracts. More info at www.chick.com

(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

response so far

has been a little strange :?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

Hmm....

It's Morrissey. But it's also God-related.

*Is confused*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

(

chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

Pffft

The full-colour comic books are even better - full of evil fat gay Jews trying to corrupt Christian youth through rock & roll and movies about cavmen.

Shouldn't "S.D.M." be "S.P.M." though?

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

*cough* *cough*

click for big

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

To Hell my Man.. And you can take your flatcap!

'NOON SPUDFUCKERS!!!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

you're so cute when you're angry

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

im ugly when im angry

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

I'm ugly...

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

I'm angry..

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

*Outcuted*

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

You SAY that..

..But I bet you're firing up the old dot matrix printer to get yourself some POSTER SIZE GMOS baby backside on your walls!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

hahahaha I might actually do that rejabroaseiow thingy from the homasku cult or whatever it was, that made everything different sized dots

and stick it on my door, scare studenty people

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)

hahahaha

Great idea!!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)

Rasterbate it?

(

gone, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

*shudder*

what is that?

(captain barnacle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

It's a man who used to live here . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

I just visit nowadays

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

and pleased we are

when you do!
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

I'm more of a gayshift type person.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

Hahahahahah

marvellous!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

was vid capping my POB video and he was on it

so...

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

Pasty Organic Bottom?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

no, POB!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

*spits violently all over the place*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

hehe!

he'll get lung cancer if he's not careful

(

mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

Hull

now

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha! He loved tabs, so he did

he knew exactly how to smoke.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

Now do

How to cut cheese:

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

eh?

(

drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:07, archived)

I know this isn't the talkboard, and I'm a newbie but

Not long after Roy Castle died, while i was sitting in a non smoking area in a cafe in Liverpool, someone came upto me, blew smoke in my face, and held a collection tin under my nose. "I'm collecting for the Roy Castle appeal" he said.

"Fuck off scally" i said

Thanks, my second post might be an image

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

The important thing is that you didn't start a new thread

replying with text is perfectly acceptable . . .

Welcome . . .
Hurrah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)

See Dave agrees with me :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

I do, I really do . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

Perfectly acceptable 1st post :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

no shit? what an arse!

you don't have to post pictures when replying, just avoid starting a thread without a picture

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

Hello new person

Thank you for reading our faq.

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

^ this

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

Awww

what a lovely response from everyone.
It's made me weep.

Tears of blood and honey.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

i don't normally bum on a first post

but thanks all for your kind responses

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

You are more than welcome

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

foto.nieuwsblad.be/5200165161

(captain barnacle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)

Well now

I've seen everything.

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)

I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked it's eye...

(

new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

oooo you git

my head is now singing that song

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

"have you

seen a man eat his own head?"

(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

I saw a front porch swing

heard a diamond ring . . .
I so did!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

but ive never seen an elephant fly

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

the only good bit of dumbo

*FACT*

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

I liked the bit where he shoves the drill in the virgin otter's face . . .

Oh no, that was Bambi . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

*squeel, otter, squeel*

That bambi was a nostril raping bitch

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

I thought

it was a beavers face...

(

umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

sfw?

(

brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)

there is partial nudity but it couldn't be considered in any way as porn

and it's not very offensive

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

not porn?

damn *pulls trousers back on*

(

mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

OI!

I was nearly in

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

Did the reviews say

"Wow, what a load of bollocks that was!"

(In Germanic obviously)

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)

And which bit did you photoshop exactly???

play yourself a tune

(sbeck, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)

theres no need for that

(captain barnacle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

you are such an angry face!

if something doesn't tickle your fancy, don't comment on it

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

try this

www.5318008.co.uk/animal_piano/

(

new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

calm down dear

since when users are not allowed to post links here ?

(

oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

parp

www.monkeypiratezombie.co.uk/b2db/B2DB.htm for more like this

(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

Pfft

That tree is growing bollocks AICMFP.

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)

Thats not a tree.

That's [insert manky stick-thin celebrity here]

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

Liam Gallagher

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

That Liam Gallagher is growing bollocks?

There's more than one?

I'm scared

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

Vanessa Feltz

AICMFP

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

jk?

www.gamerco.com/fotos/gires/2/jamiro_gran_web.psd.jpg

(captain barnacle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

do you make birthday cards? cos I'm sure I've seen that on one!

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

wouldn't have been me

I only drawed this yesterday.

(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

Heh heh, desert islands rock!

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

Updated for modern kids.

They're back... and this time, they mean business.

Available in Widescreen-o-vision

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)

hahaha, nice

(

mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

hahaha

marvellous

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)

Woo!

cfb

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

Yay!

Thankee!

Although unfortunately it isn't real.

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

I love laser/lazer/LAYZER screen

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

nice one.

took a while to sink in...

/a bit slow today

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

haha

very nice

(

oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

I was thinking Tales from the River Bank :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

chuckle!

(

mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

great

much better now it's updated

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

My kid went to visit a farm... chicks are disgusting...

(

umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)

Flu!

KILL IT!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)

har har

shite chicks

(

McBadger COW, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

that kid's hand is bleeding white blood!

*fakes innocent look*
Get off my hat!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

IT'S SHITTING

BIRD FLU

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nose!

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

lunch

Today for my lunch I am eating three cheese, horseradish, pickle, lettuce and tomato
rolls, two tunnocks caramel wafers, two bananas all washed down with a litre of water
and several cups of tea.
What are you eating?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)

First!

One tuna and cream cheese roll, one cheese and crunchy pickle roll, a cup of tea and a Rolo chocolate dessert. Yay!

(trumpet, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)

What's in the rolls?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)

well, duh!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)

Ooft!

double-ninja-edited!

(trumpet, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)

yoho!

sneaky!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

hate tuna
but love cheese and pickle

(

toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)

I be having

2 Cheese Ham and Mustard sandwiches all washed down with some water.

i have no crisps because I left my wallet at home :(

Tory Leadership Candidates redsushi!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)

Fine sandwiches, shame about the crisps

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)

blag crisps

say you're diabetic and look sad :(

(

toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)

I'm not diabetic yet

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

whatever gruel is being served in the Parliamentary canteen today

Bellamy's isn't good

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)

I wouldn't eat anything which David Bellamy hastouched with his grubby hands

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)

What's wrong with Bellamy.

I look like him.

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)

I shall keep an eye out for a girl with a bushy beard at the Bash :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)

It was years ago

I no longer have a beard.

Just a handlebar moustache.

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)

Equally distinctive :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)

it's a lie

i just looked at your site and you is teh purty

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

Awwwww

*blushes*

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

So that pic is of you then :)

I did wonder...just didn't want to sound like a leery old perv :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

Yes.

If you're referring to the one on my editorial site, which I assume you are. : )

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

meanwhile i'm perfectly happy to be a leery old perv

you is lully.. and i've probably borked your bandwidth now with lots of desperate boys running to have a look

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

Hey...I didn't say wasn't a leery old perv...just that I didn't want to sound like one :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

ah ninja perving

clever... teach me oh wise one

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

1. Attain full lotus position

2. Stick your fingers in your ears
3. Make little clicking noises with your tongue
4. It's vitally important that you don't fart at this point.
5. Errrr forgot what point 5 is...oops
6. Profit

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

hehehe

just did that at my desk...it's quite good fun actually... probably a good thing i'm stuck in my shitty little office by myself

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

That's the one :)

Shouldn't be too difficult to recognise you

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

Unless I turn up in disguise.

Which I am thinking about.

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

I suggest we all turn up wearing handle-bar mostaches :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

Nothing wrong with Bellamy

it's just that his hands are usually caked with shite.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

ironically

he also shites cake

battenburg mostly.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

Cheese and ham baps

with branston samwidge pickle, a packet of sweet chilli kettle crisps and a cuppa tea.
:¬)

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)

Alphabetti spaghetti with every letter removed apart for C?

how queer!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)

Hahaha!

The boss walked by my desk and bamboozled me!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)

Braw!

It seems to be cheese and ham day so far.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)

pffft "baps"

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)

Huzzah!

A sausage roll, 6 mini scotch eggs, a packet of thai bites, cranberry juice and spring water.

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)

Just like haveing your own mini buffet

braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)

Couldn't be arsed with making sandwiches this week...

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)

I'm getting sick of making sandwiches too,

I forsee something different for lunch later in the week.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

Mmmm, the sheer unhealthyness of the idea did provoke an evil glare from Mrs Doc, whilst doing the supermarket shopping last night

...but after 10 years of making sandwiches to take into the office monday to friday, I finally snapped.

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

Ach! just buy her a bar of chocolate and the latest issue of Hello magazine

that'll soon keep her quiet.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

cannelloni

hmm cannelloni

(

toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)

Yes, that is a good lunch!

do you have chips with the cannelloni? cannelloni and chips be good.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)

Not sure if

i will have time to make chips as well.
Waitrose microwave cannelloni is teh best.

(

toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)

I don't know what I'll be having for lunch

it's the first day unemployment today so who knows!?!

(

SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)

Celebrate with bacon and egg rolls!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)

no bacon

and i don't like eggs.

(

SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)

rolls

tehn?

(

toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)

Bah!

you must be some sort of freak! have rolls and soup.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

Sausage and Mash

with

Runner Beans
Peas
Sweetcorn
and
Onion Gravy

I forgot the Bread to soak up the gravy so drank it like a cup-a-soup

Mug of Tea

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)

hehehe

Always with the huge lunches!

*points*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)

It just sounds a lot*

*Actually there was about a pint of onion gravy :) The other stuff was definately swimming

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)

Mmmmmm, onion gravy.

I loves teh stuff! Especially when made with half a pint of Mild...

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)

This had guinness

But mild is good

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)

Excellent!

*drools over keyboard*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)

Wow...that must be an extremely attractive keyboard :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)

Look at the Caps Lock on that!

*rubs thighs*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)

Hmmmmmmm.....sexy space bar....hubba hubba

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

I saw your 'kia-ora' code book down there, tis most good

and all true...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)

I saw you saw...

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)

I saw you saw he saw . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)

I see!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

I sell sea shells on the seashore...

/not quite got it, have i

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)

My Kia Ora? No . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

Cohohohor!

now that's what I call lunch! vol 42

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)

I am teh f00d l33t !!!11!

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)

tom and veg cup-a-soup

ready salted square crisps,some flapjack,and a yogurt.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)

Bah! cup-a-soup shmup-a-soup!

everything else is good though.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)

i shall be smoking loads of tabs

(

mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)

Lungtastic!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)

Fish Finger

Butties
and drinking Belgian Beer

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)

Yummy :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)

Ah, a finer lunch that

I haven't had fishfinger sandwiches in years.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)

Baxters Italian Broth with smoked bacon soup.......

With Snack A Jacks (sour cream and sweet chilli)

washed down with a bottle of diet coke.

Also most prob have a few almonds.....

It am be healthy ....ish

Oh and woo to the facts.

(

caffeinefreak, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)

that is a good lunch,

apart from the snack a jacks and diet coke.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)

yea the snack a jacks do taste like packing foam.......

will replace them with the mighty nobbys balti chicken crisps.

(

caffeinefreak, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)

Kia-Ora - loads of it too, nothing but pure undiluted Kia-Ora

"World-supply-of-Kia-Ora-locked-up-in-my-fiendish-evil-genius-lair-guarded-by-henchmen-in-kia-ora-coloured-overalls" The Great Architect

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)

nope!

That's neer, that is!
Arf! WE 'HEART' PRUNES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)

hoho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)

THat's what you think!

hohoho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)

lovely!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)

A rather manky 'nana

a nice cox apple and three rollies, washed down with water. Not very satisfying but i is very poor and can't afford to go shopping

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)

A lunch to keep the waistline trim!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)

Indeed

but now my poor stomach is growling at me to feed it more. May have to use part of the 4 pounds i have left for the month to buy something mars barish

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)

What kind of pickle? Branstons?

"A toasted cheese sandwich with 2 kinds of cheese (some kind of hard goats' cheese and vacherin Mont d'Or) and red onion marmalade, followed by low-fat custard and caramel sauce, washed down with a cup of blackcurrant tea," artificially flavours Pachey.

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)

Cor! sounds braw!

Branston pickle is what I have.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)

i'm off to morrisons in a bit, what shall i purchase?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)

flowers

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)

i was in hospital last christmas for using a daffodil bulb instead of an onion whilst cooking.

i missed christmas as the doctor said i wouldn't be out until the spring.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)

Badam Tisch!!!!!!!!!!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)

a 15" portable telly with a combined dvd

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mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)

^^^^^^^^^^^THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

and some yellow marigolds

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caffeinefreak, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)

Tunnocks wafers and a litre of Gin

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)

i do feel like that.

one small problem, i don't eat the chocolate and gin would mean i'd have to stay at work longer as i wouldn't be ablke to drive.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)

hmmm, get a nice salad then

with lots of bacon crispy bits and onions

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)

i shall see what the salad cart has to offer when i'm there.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)

Why don't you eat the chocolate?

Maybe you could get a miniature of gin.

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)

gave up chocolate aboute 12 years ago.

no medical reason, just gave it up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

ris? I don't get it

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)

a kitten pie

yummy

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)

a made in store pizza

with nice toppings

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)

no cooking facilities at work i'm afraid.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)

my local Morrisons cooks it for you

comes to you hot out the oven

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)

i will look when i get there

if they have those facilities then i may well have pizza.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

Have one of their freshly baked pizzas!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)

'An arrow and a hovercraft!'

aprilfools Dave!
Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)

A fine combination of ethnic foods

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)

2 rounds of extra light Waitrose own brand Philadelphia rip off soft cheese and branston pickle on white bread, with an apple and probably a couple of cans of diet Coke

transport of delights Brianftang

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)

"braw"!

you wild WILD man!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)

I know, hugely dull

but, as I discovered yesterday, I am a stone overweight.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)

you looked fairly skinny last time

has mongychops been feeding you something "special"?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)

lager

it's my downfall

but also, it's really nice.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)

You mentioned that you were on a diet the other day

I recommended the Asian supermarket and I shall do so again.

Go to the Asian supermarket!!! 1 billion Chinese can't be wrong.

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

you're right

i must make haste to the nearest one. Which would actually, I guess, be Chinatown in Soho. Too far to walk for lunch. Maybe tomorrow.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)

Oh yes, there are some good ones there.

Good luck with the diet! : )

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

Cor! dietarama!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)

Luncharama

I had fried chile and corn fritters with a blue cheese and walnut dip, followed by braised beef short ribs in a chili sauce with sweet potato, butternut squash and other yummy veg, washed down with a large glass of Reisling. And better still, I robbed money out of petty cash to pay for it, but on the downside, I've now got 6 hours of work left so I may need to pop over to Boots later on for a Meal Deal... and I'll probably have to pay for that out of my own pocket. Darn.

(RiverChelt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)

Hurray!

that's a grand lunch! good work on the theft too!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm....

1 x Corination Chicken Sarnie
2 x Hula Hoops (original and salt n' vinigar)
1 x Granny Smith apple
1 x Munchies!

Mass Spectrometers, Druss.

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)

Hupa-Hoola

Do you rip open the two packs and mix the contents together, creating a surprise with every bite? That is the best!

Also, surely you must at some point eat them off your fingers... lovely!

(RiverChelt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)

Oh YES!

The only fun thing to do in our office is play which flavour next!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)

Good lunch there!

Hula Hoops are braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)

Chicken and honey mustard

in white bap with salad

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)

Top notch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)

Ooh, similar to mine

I'm having homemade green tomato chutney instead of mustard though

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)

2 rounds of Tiger bread

with peanut butter, a Finger Cream and a small bottle of Ribena.

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)

Yum! yum! yum!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)

What's Tiger bread?

Is it stripey?

(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)

Yes...it's the pattern and texture on the bread :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

It's delectable

as Mr. Prunes expressed up there ^^^^^

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

You won't get any argument from me my good man :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

cheese and cucumber sarnie

with extra thick bread and a banana

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)

put the banana in as well!

banana sandwiches are the best

.. man man man

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)

too late!

i agree though, banana and sugar or banana and chocolate spread sandwiches rock

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)

banana and honey

i remember fondly from my pre-diabetic days.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

i had banana in my veggie curry

at Masala Zone the other day. Was very... odd.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

Grand

that banana needs to go in there too, cheese and banana sandwiches are great! if possible toast it too.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)

Today I will mostly be eating

Chicken with garlic and pepper, green olives, carrots, tomatoes and bread.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)

THat is a good lunch!

yes.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

It will be

when I get the chicken defrosted :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

'fternoon!

Today it shall be...

Chese and onion on multi grain roll (EDIT - Just bit into roll and it is red onion! Bonus!!)
Quavers
Bounty (Blue)
Salt'n'vinegar Walkers
Diet Coke with lemon (not lime today)

and maybe a cup of tea afterwards

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

Hurray!

not a bad lunch that!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

Yummity!

Square sausages in well-fired rolls with real butter and ketchup. Washed down with piping hot tea!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

Lorne sausage is grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

Huzzah!

Chicken soup, for I have another nasty nasty cold.

And much tea!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

Hurray!

chicken soup is top of the pops! have four bowls!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

I would, but I could only afford the one tin

as I spent the rest on cigs and dairy milk.

Mmmmmm dairy milk, eases the throat.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

Tinned?

you should have made your own! that way you could have chicken soup all week for the cost of about £2 or something.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)

Oooooh, now theres a prospect!

However my culinary skills, while better than most 22-year-old's, make me very very terrified of soup.

I'll get a recipe and give it a go though, when I am better and could stand being in the kitchen for more than 5 minutes!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)

A bananananananana, an apple, a cheddar cheese sarnie,

a packet of sweet chilli walker's sensations crisps (they ARE the best crisps in the world ever, that contain more MSG than potato) and a lemon tracker bar (gotta have the healthy option in there, and they're quite nice and sort of crunchy-chewy).

Oh, and 4 cups of tea :o)

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

I ain't had nuffin yet

but i'll be going to work soon and i'll have a nice crispy roll with bacon and cheese and 5 30oz cups of coffee with 3 sugars and full fat milk in each one!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

Braw!

you have the lunchtime spirit

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

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