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My breakfast keeps trying to tell me something

(Hemipygous, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)

It telling you to stick it in its hot bacony mouth.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)

Lucky guess. Exactly what I did.

(Hemipygous, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)

it's huge nose should be a clue that it's lying ;p

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)

If that was a plate of breakfast

I would get all Aikido on it. Just saying

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)

You'd redirect the force of its own attack to nutralise it whilst not causing it harm?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)

An unexpected swipe using Krabi Krabong

Might bring a tear to the eye :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)

Kill it with hammers then eat it

rude breakfast :)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)

Just going through some photos, and hadn't noticed this

a forlorn box, abandoned beyond all despair, poor thing:

CFB^

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)

I thought I'd seen that face before!

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)

can you wade ittttttttttttttttt

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)

Swan can swim it...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)

Yarrrrr

The dread pirate Gold Beard is unhappy at being captured on film.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)

Haha :) it looks like Bill Murray's mentally ill brother.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)

Are you saying bill murray isn't mentally ill?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)

Bill Murray's MORE mentally ill brother :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)

You think it would be happier that that,.. being as it can levitate....

I'd be chuffed to bits if I could do that.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)

Not sure about the expression of the one above it

Beluga whale impression maybe?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)

There must be a connection to this...

chrismckenzie.com/

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)

Hahaha

I think the fridge behind it may have swiped it's smile somewhere along the line

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)

Move the cursor out of

the window; It's him!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)

Now all we need is some clever person

to do a version of that website with Jahled's box in it instead

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)

I have a feeling

that it could be used for a lot of things on here...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)

Hahaha.... my life is that empty that I'v spent five minutes playing that...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)

He is a friend

that always is pleased to see you! Who could want more?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)

Except when you move your mouse away..... !!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

ooh, nice

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)

I presume you have the requisite cat placed inside

I mean what are boxes with a radioactive source for

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boff FL OZ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)

The more I look at that box

The more I want to give it a hug

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)

Someone should turn it upside down, that'd cheer it right up :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

Hahaha

Why can't I think of things like this at the time!!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)

he's a happy little winker really

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)

This has cheered me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)

this'll to untold things to you...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)

Hahahaha!

It's really enjoying that fridge now

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

Hold my calls.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

c b

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)

The very second i pressed return

I thought; Damn, i bet someone...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

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Frogbeat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)

hahaha perfect

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)

Hahahaa!

Fucking hell they look unhappy and disillusioned about things

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)

yay.............

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)

In other news...

It was late and there was nothing on after seven dwarfs finished

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)

I have never watched any Hancock...

and I feel I really should.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)

You should indeed.

Most of the stuff he did still stands up really well.

At the very least watch his film "The Rebel", it's fantastic.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)

It only took me 26 minutes to finaly get this...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)

arf!

also, this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmaykBtOpcM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)

late night calligraphy swearing captured with a webcam

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)

pretty :D

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)

Nicely done.

Can't help thinking that it would be appropriate with an ink splodge on it though...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

hahaha

I spilt water on my laptop last night while drunk and now its completely broken and doesn't even turn on :(

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FIEND, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)

Bollocks! I did that about 2 months ago. I feel your pain.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)

~~pain~~ willy

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)

Your crazy when you're drunk you are.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)

Exquisite

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)

Really crackingly good.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)

This is nice

You should print it on gold-embossed card with franklinged* edges. Then post it to, I don't know, Brian Sewell or something.

*I may have made this word up

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)

Well said...scribed.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)

Nice

If I could do calligraphy, I'd probably use my powers for evil too :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)

I'd like to see a calligraphy CDC

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)

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LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

Que?

Edit/ and everyone knows /board started in 1832 when Sir Sterling Magenta of Pubeshire, cast his first CDC at his yearly weekend shooting party.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)

ah yes--

and graven images were uploaded by slave ship

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LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

/Bored

Surely?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)

b3ta's never really tried to integrate with any other sites

that's its downfall in my opinion

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)

like 4chan and Rotten.com?

(hehe)

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LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)

pssst.... 2001-2011

www.b3ta.com/board/1

another 6 years before /board becomes "legal"

If you think it's quiet today.......Cal's first post waited 6 months for a reply!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

I remember looking at that before

Obviously it was a couple of years before they started archiving stuff and making it un-repliable.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)

wow--

launched the day after 911. Coincidence? I think not! ;p

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LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)

Hahaha....I never noticed that

But if you take account of the time difference between London and New York...........

/logs out and deletes browsing history

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)

And the second reply down to his post......

Dogbomb forgot to post flea....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)

First reply has user number 743? Second has 1290?

over seven hundred lurkers before the first message posted!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)

damn!

now i really want to know "what is green, blue, red and goes ping ping ping ping?"

anyone?

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)

Does this mean we will get an evening of programs in tribute?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

no, it just means

your page will continue to look like a test pattern henceforth ;p

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LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)

I think we should all hide untill Friday....

And when Rod asks for subject line... all say nothing for exactly an hour....
Then all log on togther and type surprise..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)

hahaa--but they might just pull the plug on the whole thing, thinking it was a lost cause

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LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)

Well just screen shot todays board....

And look at it every day... probably wouldn't notice any difference..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)

Rod?

Does that mean the other b3ta founders are Jane and Freddy? :p

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)

Pfffft.... I made a bit of a bungle with my spellring there...!! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)

Rather large

As the actress said to John Holmes

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)

What size should it be?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)

I've got a psychotic Ninja mouse in my garden at the moment

it's so mental it stands it ground in one of my bird feeders obviously trying to vibe me out whilst i'm having a smoke

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)

Might be more european than asian.

If it yells "Redwall" and comes at you with a darning needle, run for it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)

This guy knows it's Ninjutsu

One time it was vibing me out I took the fag out of my mouth and it bolted and suddenly jumped about a foot from the feeder onto the garden fence. I audibly gasped

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)

If I could enjoy a smoke right now....

A heard of merording wilder beast could stampead through my living room all wearing tutus.. and I'd be so into enjoying the smoke, I wouldn't notice....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)

haha!

mentals!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)

wooyayhoupla

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

Haha yay...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)

Full Metal Alice

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)

"You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself."

*click*

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

nice shadow :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)

I love Cheshire

Best of all the cartoon cats...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)

Seven point six two millimetre. Full. Metal. Jacket.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)

Nicely!

Also mainly filmed in Barking Reach Essex. Boring fact of the day.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)

BRAINSSSSS

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)

I like this

would have dundid well in the evil ducks compo. Speaking of which ...compo pea..

London's Ducklands

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)

Well I like this...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)

Quiet, isn't it?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)

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R.Soul hmmm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)

Hmm

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)

Irie Revolution, man.

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B.T., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)

I've seen this rastamouse joke several times now in the last week or so

Still no idea what the original is. Pastamouse?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)

Pasta mouse is the evangelical Italian mouse program

www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy&hl=en&safe=off&source=hp&q=rastamouse&btnK=Google+Search&oq=rastamouse&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=3854l49220l0l57593l16l15l0l1l0l0l883l8858l4-1.11.2l14l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=4dd86e68d6c231d3&biw=800&bih=449

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)

Any relation

to Dangermouse?

(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)

did b3ta died?

gone verrrrrrr quiet

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)

The world came to a sudden and abrupt end.....

Then Rob travelled back in time and saved us by changing stuff, and everything is ok again

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)

the place needs a good compo.

hasnt been a good one in weeks

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)

everyone is having their tea.

i'm having home made turkey burgers wrapped in bacon and wedges.

what are you having.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)

how do you wrap something in wedges?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)

with lard

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)

QUICK

POST PIGS

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)

oink

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:09, archived)

"OH,IT'S LOVELY...YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE"

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)

*disapproves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)

Will the file name does have pig in it

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)

Sort of reminds

me of DangerMouse!any one here remember that?

(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)

Sure. They only ran on it on the beeb a few months back.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

lully

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)

How Superman 2 should have ended...

(CaptainSunshine, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)

Yay for inappropriate use of the Back to the Future font!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)

Stupid Twitter trick

If you have a Twitter but don't use Twitpic, yfrog, Twitter's internal photo-tweeting, or other such services to spluff images onto your microblog, here's something silly to do with the "Recent Images" space on your profile page.

1) Crop an image of your choice down to 338x83px (or a multiple thereof.)
2) Slice it out into four 83x83px blocks with 2px gaps in between (or your multiple thereof.)
3) Tweet the images via Twitter’s internal photo-uploading gadget, in order from right to left.
4) ???
5) Profit!

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)

Clever silliness

Melikey! If I am bored tomorrow as I have been today I may just do this *click*

You are also the Wizard of Oz with your green specs *aicmfp*

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)

Cheers!

Pay no attention to that £5 behind the curtain.

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)

I don't have Twitter

I never "Tweet"....I don't "follow" anyone....I have no "followers"....and I'm not listed.

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)

How can you be sure you have no followers?

*lurks*

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)

I wait a few minutes after every corner :)

*taps nose*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)

I know you do.

And I've the CCTV video to prove it.

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)

Damn you and your slippery ninja ways

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)

swoooosh!!

"I'm over here now" :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)

It must take ages to go upstairs to the toilet from the back garden

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)

back garden IS my toilet

...can't take any chances

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)

I have an invisibility cloak

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)

Wondered where that was... give it back...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)

^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)

me too

i dont even understand it half the time. An average tweet to me looks like this:

"Im going to @bananaslipper #potato #sparkymongmong inside the house LOL #pisshead @sparklenostril #flid#129s@BT357"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)

Gasp!

My password!!

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)

Sad thing is... I'v actually lost a real freind because i don't do twitter or face book....

He only tweets or faces now... won't keep in touch through good old fasioned Email... just doesn't bother to answer Emails... and expects everyone to just check his twitter and face book to keep in touch.. sad really as i don't have either....

And if the average tweet looks like that you.. you're doing a better job of understanding them than I can....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)

No loss if the muppet will only contact via Twatter or Arsebook

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)

^--This.

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)

True... but that one person was a quarter of my real freinds gone in one go..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)

"good old fasioned email"?

What about letters, phone and meeting down the pub?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)

You know how to woo a guy...!!

What time will you be there you old romantic you ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)

I'm here...

What are you having?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)

A pint of anything real out of the hand pulls please..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)

Thay have Rev. James

It's sound

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)

That's one I'v never even heard of... you ain't from the midlands..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)

I have sent a pint to your Twitbook account

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)

If he sends you one back.. that might cause an improberbility loop in the space time continuem...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)

what a profound discovery

Quick - tell the press!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)

Same as Facebook about 5 months ago then.

Seems a bit of a self-promotional post. Like reading anything on MSN.com

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)

Only promoting how bored I was.

Unless you know someone who'd hire me for something based on this.

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)

If I knew someone who'd hire anyone, I'd direct them to my face.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)

You can do something similar with facebook

1. Create a photo album and restrict access to just you and your mate

2. Upload 5 pictures that spell a rude word like "Goatse"

3. Tag your mate in them, last one first, first one last

4. You've now written "Goatse" across the top of your mate's profile

5. Profit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)

This has been my day on Twitter so far...

start from the bottom and read up... You can almost
sense the crushing disappointment in his last message

My days on Twitter are often along these lines

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)

Happytoast is friends with a simon pegg on facebook

i'd like to believe its THE simon pegg, but i dont want to jump to conclusions...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)

he is, probably both of us

the famous one, and the guy from Spaced

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)

your name is simon pegg...?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)

that would be correct :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)

i bet you really hate the 'famous' Simon Pegg after all these years...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)

I wouldn't say 'hate'

It could be worse, I could be Jonathan King

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)

good point

annual candle shaped gif day, by the way.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)

cheers :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)

So it is YOU!

/crapAtPretendignAnything

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)

I don't have twitter and don't know who Simon Pegg or Bill Hicks are either...!!

Happy candle day..! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)

Thank you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)

you've got red on you

oh, it's a candle. Congratulations on having the foresight to sign up to a website some time ago ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)

cheers fella, hope you're well

/incidentally, they reset servers last week

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)

and coincidentally

I cancelled my account last week too :/ I'm not interested in it and the second hack just pissed me off too much. If I still have game time left 9 no idea ) I'll see if they have replaced my gold that was stolen, if so i'll send you some.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)

fair enough squire, can see why it would piss you off :(

all the more time for diablo 3 when it comes out ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)

I've been hammering

Deus Ex Human Revolution, Dungeon Siege 3 and a replay of Dragon Age 2. better than twiddling my thumbs waiting for Diablo.

BTW: It's not game over for WOW. I just stopped paying as I'd not logged in for so long it's a waste of money. On hiatus. I'll be back.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)

this is good to hear :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)

I'm thinking of creating an anti-social network called

MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

dot com

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)

Thanks

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)

Lotsa comics.

Also: some sketches from the convention.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)

Beautiful as ever

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)

YEY!

* Although we have seen the first one?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)

My bad.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)

No!

You're good.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)

nice sketches, sir. What convention was this?

Im thinking of exhibiting at a few in london meself - if only to help flog some of my figures.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)

There was a con in Birmingham over the weekend.

I'm toying with the idea of going to MCM in october, but I'm not sure I'll get a table this late in the game.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)

im scared of going anywhere near an MCM expo again

as i was scared by the narutards and general teenage cosplay playtime. I felt well old - like i just gatecrashed a creche.
I heard that the memorabilia thing will be running next door to it in october, so i might go along to that.

Theres this, which looks good too.
entertainmentmediashow.com/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)

Armoured Batman is the best

It will always be the best!
Can the last strip tie in with some I FUCKING LOVE DEPRESSURISATION!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)

it must be like christmas for you

what with all the simultaneous JJ posting!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)

Please draw the FoxGod

www.b3ta.com/board/10521932

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)

draw a wasp fox

bumming bourbon fox in the box

...to the tune of 'afrika shox'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)

*batters self dry*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)

Can't do that!

I don't know that song. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)

Shame on you!

Tsk - and there's me thinking you like some decent electronic music...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0erY0WG6A&ob=av2e

Youngsters these days...!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)

*listens*

Oh yeah I know this one!

I think it's more unforgivable that I didn't remember it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)

My frankly disturbing interpretation.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)

wood

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)

Wooden.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)

Wowsers!!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)

might be something to do with the FoxGod

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)

Ah yes

Blessed be his firm jubblies and his frankly massive foxcock

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)

I bet at least one of those doors leads to two disappointing sequels

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)

Quick!

Get the door shredder!

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)

its like some poor alien got his legs blown off in a landmine accident

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)

It's like a body made of thumbs.

I've been away, does our Olympic mascot actually look like that?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)

Worse

there's two of them. Mandelson and Warlock... or something similar.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Lovely....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)

hang on a minute...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)

Fine work

Nicely done, sir

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)

You just keep me hanging on...

Nicely, nicely

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_1gUvLMkk

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)

Nice!

youtu.be/k03lcgIYsUg?t=4m15s

:O)

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)

A gem, ma'am...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)

WOO I say WOO

*Click*

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Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)

Oh, I like this.

I like this a lot!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)

You sir, have just doubled up on my mind minding my mind minding my mind !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)

*recursives*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)

Cool!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)

whoops

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)

Nice one!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)

Hahaha!

That's marvellous!

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)

Ahahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)

This

is one of my favourite things on b3ta evah.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)

hahahaha

Genius!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)

Did this ever get FP'd

if not it fucking should.....actually if it did, it fucking should.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)

That is fantastic

Woo Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)

superb

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Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)

"That thing's hollow......it goes on forever......and......oh my God..........it's full of stairs!"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)

Most likely it has been done

I'm sure someone will tell me

(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)

Everybody's looking forward to the Sabbath!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)

Damn

I didn't think of that

(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)

I know I am

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)

Praise be.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)

Haha!

Speaking of which, I defaced my local rag the other day...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:30, archived)

hahaha, nice.

why the hell are they filming it in manchester?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)

I'm not too sure.

I guess it's all to do with the grim council house vibe some areas of Manchester have.

You know, places that SCREAM Gloucester.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)

hahaha

the only time you should scream gloucester is when at the rugby.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)

Haha :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)

Nun but the brave?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)

KILL IT

KILL IT NOW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)

Argh!

What nunsense!

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)

Topicalols

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)

This really happened.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)

There are pictures, so it did.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)

Nicely!

Mk 2 Borisette picked up a book at playschool today about dinosaurs. Unfortunately, it was by a fucking fundie is about how dinosaurs and man happily strolled around the Earth together, which reall really was made in only seven days.
Fucking fundies.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)

I would complain in the strongest possible terms to the playschool

That's not what I'd really do but what I'd really do would probably get Mk 2 Borisette banned from playschool

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)

Ah, but the playgroup is in a church.

The playgroup itself isn't a religious one. I really, really don't have a problem with religion, but this book is just fucking nuts. It's written by a chap who (if I remember correctly) is still in prison for tax fraud and is a well-known fundie nut job. FSTDT have a stack of quotes by him.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)

I really do have a problem with religion

and if one of those cunts tried to indocrinate my offspring I'd shove their dogma so far up their arses they'd be shitting bullshit for a week.

Still, welcome to the Big Society.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)

Religion is a business.

It sells 'hope' to people with real problems. A load of fucking shite, it is.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)

We have a surprising number of religious scientists at work.

Some of them are christian-lite and are religious in name only. Strange thing is, the most religious chap we have never preaches, never turns a subject. He'll talk about it if you ask him, but never pushes it on us. On rare, rare occasions he can swear pretty well.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)

Mm, don't get me wrong, I DO have a problem with the whole thing

but I won't deny that there are religious people I know that are actually really nice people, that keep themselves to themselves.

I mean, if they want to believe all that, I say let them.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)

It certainly is.

1,000 years ago the Church owned 25% of England and it still owns a fair whack today, complete with tax breaks. The Vatican isn't poor either; probably richer than Italy is!
And all, as you say, by selling. As the old army saying goes: There are no atheists in foxholes.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)

I don't think there are anything but atheists in foxholes

Because if there really was a god looking after you, you wouldn't have ended up in a foxhole

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)

I assumed it meant all foxes believe in the FoxGod

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)

He probably looks like one of JJ's creations

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)

I suppose a FoxGod should have treetrunk thighs and human tits

Although it should also have a big cock, so would need to be a pre-op tranny FoxGod. That's what foxes like.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)

I suppose we'd have to ask JJ what he thinks it looks like.

Or I'd have to draw it.

Also, one of the deities of Wicca is a furry.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)

go ahead and draw it

but remember it's a pre-op tranny with massive human tits.

I'll ask JJ if he's on later (although he will ignore me).

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)

or maybe we should have a FoxGod draw off!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)

I'll have a go in a bit :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)

I love it when you talk dirty.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)

So does Beadle

(or so I've heard...)

(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)

No no no... I believe in Cthulhu.

And yiffing.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)

They all believe that He will protect them from the hounds of hell

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)

Ah, but you are using logic.

It doesn't work like that. I'd be interested to see a study on how many people turned to religon after winning the lottery compared to how many turned to religon after being sentenced to death. I think I can guess the answer though.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)

Aha

logic and the religious, never the twain shall meet

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)

^THIS Massively

I'm guessing at Kent Hovind, very involved in the religion business.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)

Also the banana marketing board :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)

That 'banana' video is one of the silliest things I've ever seen.

I had to watch it twice just to make sure it was real.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)

Ah, we're in Australia, so no big society.

I'm happy to mix it with them if they try pushing it on the kids, but their reaction to the book makes me think I won't have to worry about them. Mk 1 Borisette is only five and she nearly wet herself laughing at the bollocks in it.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)

Good stuff

www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

This chap is an Aussie with the right attitude

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)

most amusing!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)

That is a thing of beauty,

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)

Heh heh heh

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)

"FUCK'S SAKE"

Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)

Cheers wb

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)

Prescott the Sontaran?

Woo!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)

Out of the frying pan and into the fire for our Rob

/edit, I hope James's dad doesn't turn up in afuture episodes, for Rob's sake.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)

Haha

There's absolutely every chance of that :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)

Poor old Rob,

even an internet cunt should be spared the indignity of Murdoch buggery.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)

Bloody pigeons.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)

he's no Klarnk...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)

It's probably not a good idea to shove them down your shorts either.

*boke*

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

Looks like a case of budgie smuggling to me.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)

Well, for his sake, I hope he's smuggling some sort of avian creature

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)

Well it's not big enough to be a cock :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)

STOP THE PIGEON

STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)

He looks like he's after somekind of TheRapy

creepyman in skimask and tight shorts is creepy but I'm more concerned about sandals and socks

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)

Sandals and WHITE socks too.

Down with this sort of thing.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)

True pigeon love !

I once had a pigeon drop on my car . . .

I buried it in the boot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)

RPS was two days ago

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)

What an outfit.

And I don't like your image; it's too green ;)

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)

chlorophyst!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)

That's what all the fashion aware council-recreation ground

"hedge rustlers" are wearing this season

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)

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Ratsta, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)

90% of fourth-wall-breakages are shit!

FACT!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)

...

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)

Isn't Goofy a dog as well?

Aw man! This is going to bug me now

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10519590

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)

Mike, if you need the loo

just go. You're making my bladder twitch just looking at you bobbing up and down

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)

Poor Goofy. What a way to end up.

Still, could have been worse.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)

aahahahahaha

that'd make for a quick end to the story -- or a seriously creepy prince

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boris the spider, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)

*Googles*

Apparently, Goofy used to be called Dippy Dawg, and for some reason, James Boyd.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)

Fact of the day!

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Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)

Jesus

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo&feature=related

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)

Fuck.

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)

I made that...

I'm terribly sorry.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)

Ha ha ha! Never fails to make me laugh :')

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

It must be weird, though, going round Mickey's house and seeing Pluto in the yard.

What does that do to an anthropomorphosized dog?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

Yiff yiff

grr!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)

Recycle

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha, just what is he?

And a southpaw copper to boot.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)

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