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# My breakfast keeps trying to tell me something
(Hemipygous, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# It telling you to stick it in its hot bacony mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
Lucky guess. Exactly what I did.
(Hemipygous, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# it's huge nose should be a clue that it's lying ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# If that was a plate of breakfast
I would get all Aikido on it. Just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# You'd redirect the force of its own attack to nutralise it whilst not causing it harm?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# An unexpected swipe using Krabi Krabong
Might bring a tear to the eye :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Kill it with hammers then eat it
rude breakfast :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Just going through some photos, and hadn't noticed this
a forlorn box, abandoned beyond all despair, poor thing:


CFB^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I thought I'd seen that face before!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# can you wade ittttttttttttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Swan can swim it...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Yarrrrr
The dread pirate Gold Beard is unhappy at being captured on film.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Haha :) it looks like Bill Murray's mentally ill brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Are you saying bill murray isn't mentally ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Bill Murray's MORE mentally ill brother :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# You think it would be happier that that,.. being as it can levitate....
I'd be chuffed to bits if I could do that.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Not sure about the expression of the one above it
Beluga whale impression maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# There must be a connection to this...
chrismckenzie.com/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I think the fridge behind it may have swiped it's smile somewhere along the line
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Move the cursor out of
the window; It's him!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Now all we need is some clever person
to do a version of that website with Jahled's box in it instead
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I have a feeling
that it could be used for a lot of things on here...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha.... my life is that empty that I'v spent five minutes playing that...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# He is a friend
that always is pleased to see you! Who could want more?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Except when you move your mouse away..... !!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# ooh, nice
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I presume you have the requisite cat placed inside
I mean what are boxes with a radioactive source for
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# The more I look at that box
The more I want to give it a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# :(
Someone should turn it upside down, that'd cheer it right up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Why can't I think of things like this at the time!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# he's a happy little winker really
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# This has cheered me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)
# this'll to untold things to you...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's really enjoying that fridge now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Hold my calls.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
#
c b
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
# The very second i pressed return
I thought; Damn, i bet someone...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha perfect
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahaa!
Fucking hell they look unhappy and disillusioned about things
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
# yay.............
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# In other news...



It was late and there was nothing on after seven dwarfs finished
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I have never watched any Hancock...
and I feel I really should.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# You should indeed.
Most of the stuff he did still stands up really well.

At the very least watch his film "The Rebel", it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# It only took me 26 minutes to finaly get this...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# arf!
 


also, this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmaykBtOpcM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
# late night calligraphy swearing captured with a webcam
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
pretty :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Nicely done.
Can't help thinking that it would be appropriate with an ink splodge on it though...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
I spilt water on my laptop last night while drunk and now its completely broken and doesn't even turn on :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Bollocks! I did that about 2 months ago. I feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
pain willy
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Your crazy when you're drunk you are.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Exquisite
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Really crackingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# This is nice
You should print it on gold-embossed card with franklinged* edges. Then post it to, I don't know, Brian Sewell or something.



*I may have made this word up
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Well said...scribed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Nice
If I could do calligraphy, I'd probably use my powers for evil too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# I'd like to see a calligraphy CDC
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Que?
Edit/ and everyone knows /board started in 1832 when Sir Sterling Magenta of Pubeshire, cast his first CDC at his yearly weekend shooting party.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# ah yes--
and graven images were uploaded by slave ship
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# /Bored
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# b3ta's never really tried to integrate with any other sites
that's its downfall in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# like 4chan and Rotten.com?
(hehe)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# pssst.... 2001-2011
www.b3ta.com/board/1


another 6 years before /board becomes "legal"



If you think it's quiet today.......Cal's first post waited 6 months for a reply!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# I remember looking at that before
Obviously it was a couple of years before they started archiving stuff and making it un-repliable.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# wow--
launched the day after 911. Coincidence? I think not! ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha....I never noticed that
But if you take account of the time difference between London and New York...........

/logs out and deletes browsing history
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# And the second reply down to his post......
Dogbomb forgot to post flea....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# First reply has user number 743? Second has 1290?
over seven hundred lurkers before the first message posted!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# damn!
now i really want to know "what is green, blue, red and goes ping ping ping ping?"

anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Does this mean we will get an evening of programs in tribute?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# no, it just means
your page will continue to look like a test pattern henceforth ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I think we should all hide untill Friday....
And when Rod asks for subject line... all say nothing for exactly an hour....
Then all log on togther and type surprise..!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# hahaa--but they might just pull the plug on the whole thing, thinking it was a lost cause
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Well just screen shot todays board....
And look at it every day... probably wouldn't notice any difference..!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Rod?
Does that mean the other b3ta founders are Jane and Freddy? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Pfffft.... I made a bit of a bungle with my spellring there...!! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Rather large
As the actress said to John Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# What size should it be?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I've got a psychotic Ninja mouse in my garden at the moment
it's so mental it stands it ground in one of my bird feeders obviously trying to vibe me out whilst i'm having a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Might be more european than asian.
If it yells "Redwall" and comes at you with a darning needle, run for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# This guy knows it's Ninjutsu
One time it was vibing me out I took the fag out of my mouth and it bolted and suddenly jumped about a foot from the feeder onto the garden fence. I audibly gasped
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# If I could enjoy a smoke right now....
A heard of merording wilder beast could stampead through my living room all wearing tutus.. and I'd be so into enjoying the smoke, I wouldn't notice....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# haha!
mentals!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# :D
 
wooyayhoupla
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Haha yay...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Full Metal Alice
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# "You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself."
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# nice shadow :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I love Cheshire
Best of all the cartoon cats...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Seven point six two millimetre. Full. Metal. Jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Nicely!
Also mainly filmed in Barking Reach Essex. Boring fact of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] BRAINSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this
would have dundid well in the evil ducks compo. Speaking of which ...compo pea..

London's Ducklands

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
#

(Testicles just for you, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Well I like this...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Quiet, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Irie Revolution, man.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I've seen this rastamouse joke several times now in the last week or so
Still no idea what the original is. Pastamouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Any relation
to Dangermouse?
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# did b3ta died?
gone verrrrrrr quiet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# The world came to a sudden and abrupt end.....
Then Rob travelled back in time and saved us by changing stuff, and everything is ok again
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# the place needs a good compo.
hasnt been a good one in weeks
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# everyone is having their tea.
i'm having home made turkey burgers wrapped in bacon and wedges.

what are you having.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)
# how do you wrap something in wedges?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# with lard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# QUICK
POST PIGS

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# oink
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:09, archived)
# "OH,IT'S LOVELY...YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# *disapproves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
#
PIGS
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
#


Will the file name does have pig in it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Sort of reminds
me of DangerMouse!any one here remember that?
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Sure. They only ran on it on the beeb a few months back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# lully
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# How Superman 2 should have ended...
(CaptainSunshine, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Yay for inappropriate use of the Back to the Future font!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Stupid Twitter trick
If you have a Twitter but don't use Twitpic, yfrog, Twitter's internal photo-tweeting, or other such services to spluff images onto your microblog, here's something silly to do with the "Recent Images" space on your profile page.



1) Crop an image of your choice down to 338x83px (or a multiple thereof.)
2) Slice it out into four 83x83px blocks with 2px gaps in between (or your multiple thereof.)
3) Tweet the images via Twitter’s internal photo-uploading gadget, in order from right to left.
4) ???
5) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Clever silliness
Melikey! If I am bored tomorrow as I have been today I may just do this *click*

You are also the Wizard of Oz with your green specs *aicmfp*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Cheers!
Pay no attention to that £5 behind the curtain.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I don't have Twitter
I never "Tweet"....I don't "follow" anyone....I have no "followers"....and I'm not listed.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# How can you be sure you have no followers?
*lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I wait a few minutes after every corner :)
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I know you do.
And I've the CCTV video to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Damn you and your slippery ninja ways
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# swoooosh!!
"I'm over here now" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# It must take ages to go upstairs to the toilet from the back garden
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# back garden IS my toilet
...can't take any chances
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I have an invisibility cloak
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Wondered where that was... give it back...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# me too
i dont even understand it half the time. An average tweet to me looks like this:

"Im going to @bananaslipper #potato #sparkymongmong inside the house LOL #pisshead @sparklenostril #flid#129s@BT357"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Gasp!
My password!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Sad thing is... I'v actually lost a real freind because i don't do twitter or face book....
He only tweets or faces now... won't keep in touch through good old fasioned Email... just doesn't bother to answer Emails... and expects everyone to just check his twitter and face book to keep in touch.. sad really as i don't have either....

And if the average tweet looks like that you.. you're doing a better job of understanding them than I can....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# No loss if the muppet will only contact via Twatter or Arsebook
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# ^--This.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# True... but that one person was a quarter of my real freinds gone in one go..!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# "good old fasioned email"?
What about letters, phone and meeting down the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# You know how to woo a guy...!!
What time will you be there you old romantic you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I'm here...
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# A pint of anything real out of the hand pulls please..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Thay have Rev. James
It's sound
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# That's one I'v never even heard of... you ain't from the midlands..!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I have sent a pint to your Twitbook account
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# If he sends you one back.. that might cause an improberbility loop in the space time continuem...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# what a profound discovery
Quick - tell the press!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Same as Facebook about 5 months ago then.
Seems a bit of a self-promotional post. Like reading anything on MSN.com
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Only promoting how bored I was.
Unless you know someone who'd hire me for something based on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# If I knew someone who'd hire anyone, I'd direct them to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# You can do something similar with facebook
1. Create a photo album and restrict access to just you and your mate

2. Upload 5 pictures that spell a rude word like "Goatse"

3. Tag your mate in them, last one first, first one last

4. You've now written "Goatse" across the top of your mate's profile

5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# This has been my day on Twitter so far...
start from the bottom and read up... You can almost
sense the crushing disappointment in his last message

My days on Twitter are often along these lines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Happytoast is friends with a simon pegg on facebook
i'd like to believe its THE simon pegg, but i dont want to jump to conclusions...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# he is, probably both of us
the famous one, and the guy from Spaced
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# your name is simon pegg...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# that would be correct :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# i bet you really hate the 'famous' Simon Pegg after all these years...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I wouldn't say 'hate'
It could be worse, I could be Jonathan King
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# good point
annual candle shaped gif day, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# So it is YOU!
/crapAtPretendignAnything
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I don't have twitter and don't know who Simon Pegg or Bill Hicks are either...!!
Happy candle day..! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# you've got red on you
oh, it's a candle. Congratulations on having the foresight to sign up to a website some time ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# cheers fella, hope you're well
/incidentally, they reset servers last week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# and coincidentally
I cancelled my account last week too :/ I'm not interested in it and the second hack just pissed me off too much. If I still have game time left 9 no idea ) I'll see if they have replaced my gold that was stolen, if so i'll send you some.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# fair enough squire, can see why it would piss you off :(
all the more time for diablo 3 when it comes out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I've been hammering
Deus Ex Human Revolution, Dungeon Siege 3 and a replay of Dragon Age 2. better than twiddling my thumbs waiting for Diablo.

BTW: It's not game over for WOW. I just stopped paying as I'd not logged in for so long it's a waste of money. On hiatus. I'll be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# this is good to hear :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I'm thinking of creating an anti-social network called
MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

dot com
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
#
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Lotsa comics.



Also: some sketches from the convention.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Beautiful as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# YEY!
* Although we have seen the first one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# No!
You're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# nice sketches, sir. What convention was this?
Im thinking of exhibiting at a few in london meself - if only to help flog some of my figures.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# There was a con in Birmingham over the weekend.
I'm toying with the idea of going to MCM in october, but I'm not sure I'll get a table this late in the game.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# im scared of going anywhere near an MCM expo again
as i was scared by the narutards and general teenage cosplay playtime. I felt well old - like i just gatecrashed a creche.
I heard that the memorabilia thing will be running next door to it in october, so i might go along to that.

Theres this, which looks good too.
entertainmentmediashow.com/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Armoured Batman is the best
It will always be the best!
Can the last strip tie in with some I FUCKING LOVE DEPRESSURISATION!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# it must be like christmas for you
what with all the simultaneous JJ posting!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Please draw the FoxGod


www.b3ta.com/board/10521932
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# draw a wasp fox
bumming bourbon fox in the box

...to the tune of 'afrika shox'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# *batters self dry*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Can't do that!
I don't know that song. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Shame on you!
Tsk - and there's me thinking you like some decent electronic music...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0erY0WG6A&ob=av2e

Youngsters these days...!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# *listens*
Oh yeah I know this one!

I think it's more unforgivable that I didn't remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# My frankly disturbing interpretation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Wooden.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Wowsers!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# might be something to do with the FoxGod
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Ah yes
Blessed be his firm jubblies and his frankly massive foxcock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet at least one of those doors leads to two disappointing sequels


(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Quick!
Get the door shredder!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# its like some poor alien got his legs blown off in a landmine accident
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# It's like a body made of thumbs.
I've been away, does our Olympic mascot actually look like that?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Worse
there's two of them. Mandelson and Warlock... or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Lovely....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Cheers sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# hang on a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Fine work
Nicely done, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# You just keep me hanging on...
Nicely, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_1gUvLMkk
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Nice!
youtu.be/k03lcgIYsUg?t=4m15s

:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# A gem, ma'am...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# WOO I say WOO


*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
I like this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# You sir, have just doubled up on my mind minding my mind minding my mind !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# *recursives*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# whoops

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# :)
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# This
is one of my favourite things on b3ta evah.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Did this ever get FP'd
if not it fucking should.....actually if it did, it fucking should.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# That is fantastic
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)
# "That thing's hollow......it goes on forever......and......oh my God..........it's full of stairs!"
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Most likely it has been done
I'm sure someone will tell me
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Everybody's looking forward to the Sabbath!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Damn
I didn't think of that
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I know I am
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Praise be.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Haha!
Speaking of which, I defaced my local rag the other day...

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha, nice.
why the hell are they filming it in manchester?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I'm not too sure.
I guess it's all to do with the grim council house vibe some areas of Manchester have.

You know, places that SCREAM Gloucester.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
the only time you should scream gloucester is when at the rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Nun but the brave?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# KILL IT
KILL IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Argh!
What nunsense!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Topicalols
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# This really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# There are pictures, so it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Nicely!
Mk 2 Borisette picked up a book at playschool today about dinosaurs. Unfortunately, it was by a fucking fundie is about how dinosaurs and man happily strolled around the Earth together, which reall really was made in only seven days.
Fucking fundies.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I would complain in the strongest possible terms to the playschool
That's not what I'd really do but what I'd really do would probably get Mk 2 Borisette banned from playschool
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Ah, but the playgroup is in a church.
The playgroup itself isn't a religious one. I really, really don't have a problem with religion, but this book is just fucking nuts. It's written by a chap who (if I remember correctly) is still in prison for tax fraud and is a well-known fundie nut job. FSTDT have a stack of quotes by him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I really do have a problem with religion
and if one of those cunts tried to indocrinate my offspring I'd shove their dogma so far up their arses they'd be shitting bullshit for a week.

Still, welcome to the Big Society.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Religion is a business.
It sells 'hope' to people with real problems. A load of fucking shite, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# We have a surprising number of religious scientists at work.
Some of them are christian-lite and are religious in name only. Strange thing is, the most religious chap we have never preaches, never turns a subject. He'll talk about it if you ask him, but never pushes it on us. On rare, rare occasions he can swear pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Mm, don't get me wrong, I DO have a problem with the whole thing
but I won't deny that there are religious people I know that are actually really nice people, that keep themselves to themselves.

I mean, if they want to believe all that, I say let them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# It certainly is.
1,000 years ago the Church owned 25% of England and it still owns a fair whack today, complete with tax breaks. The Vatican isn't poor either; probably richer than Italy is!
And all, as you say, by selling. As the old army saying goes: There are no atheists in foxholes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I don't think there are anything but atheists in foxholes
Because if there really was a god looking after you, you wouldn't have ended up in a foxhole
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I assumed it meant all foxes believe in the FoxGod
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# He probably looks like one of JJ's creations
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I suppose a FoxGod should have treetrunk thighs and human tits
Although it should also have a big cock, so would need to be a pre-op tranny FoxGod. That's what foxes like.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I suppose we'd have to ask JJ what he thinks it looks like.
Or I'd have to draw it.

Also, one of the deities of Wicca is a furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# go ahead and draw it
but remember it's a pre-op tranny with massive human tits.

I'll ask JJ if he's on later (although he will ignore me).
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# or maybe we should have a FoxGod draw off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I'll have a go in a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I love it when you talk dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# So does Beadle
(or so I've heard...)
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# No no no... I believe in Cthulhu.
And yiffing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# They all believe that He will protect them from the hounds of hell
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Ah, but you are using logic.
It doesn't work like that. I'd be interested to see a study on how many people turned to religon after winning the lottery compared to how many turned to religon after being sentenced to death. I think I can guess the answer though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Aha
logic and the religious, never the twain shall meet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# ^THIS Massively
I'm guessing at Kent Hovind, very involved in the religion business.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Also the banana marketing board :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# That 'banana' video is one of the silliest things I've ever seen.
I had to watch it twice just to make sure it was real.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Ah, we're in Australia, so no big society.
I'm happy to mix it with them if they try pushing it on the kids, but their reaction to the book makes me think I won't have to worry about them. Mk 1 Borisette is only five and she nearly wet herself laughing at the bollocks in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Good stuff
www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

This chap is an Aussie with the right attitude
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# most amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty,
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# "FUCK'S SAKE"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Cheers wb
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Prescott the Sontaran?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Out of the frying pan and into the fire for our Rob
/edit, I hope James's dad doesn't turn up in afuture episodes, for Rob's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Haha
There's absolutely every chance of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Poor old Rob,
even an internet cunt should be spared the indignity of Murdoch buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Bloody pigeons.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# he's no Klarnk...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# It's probably not a good idea to shove them down your shorts either.
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Looks like a case of budgie smuggling to me.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Well, for his sake, I hope he's smuggling some sort of avian creature
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Well it's not big enough to be a cock :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# He looks like he's after somekind of TheRapy
creepyman in skimask and tight shorts is creepy but I'm more concerned about sandals and socks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Sandals and WHITE socks too.
Down with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# True pigeon love !
I once had a pigeon drop on my car . . .


I buried it in the boot !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# RPS was two days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# What an outfit.
And I don't like your image; it's too green ;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# chlorophyst!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
# That's what all the fashion aware council-recreation ground
"hedge rustlers" are wearing this season
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# 90% of fourth-wall-breakages are shit!
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Isn't Goofy a dog as well?
Aw man! This is going to bug me now
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10519590
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Mike, if you need the loo
just go. You're making my bladder twitch just looking at you bobbing up and down
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Goofy. What a way to end up.
Still, could have been worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# aahahahahaha
that'd make for a quick end to the story -- or a seriously creepy prince
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# *Googles*
Apparently, Goofy used to be called Dippy Dawg, and for some reason, James Boyd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Fact of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Jesus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Fuck.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I made that...
I'm terribly sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Never fails to make me laugh :')
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# It must be weird, though, going round Mickey's house and seeing Pluto in the yard.
What does that do to an anthropomorphosized dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Yiff yiff
grr!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Recycle
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha, just what is he?
And a southpaw copper to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)

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