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# The scrolling :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10772329
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
# These scrolly things are great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# hover buggy ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Wheee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
# ^ This, but longer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Stephen King is currently writing a sequel, 'Dr. Sleep'.
Looks like I might have to make a business trip to New England..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:46, archived)
# I read in the Observer on the train this afternoon
Bladerunner is going to be remade, with a female lead
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Aye. But not a remake - a continuation of the world, set "some time" after the events of the original.
An anti-Prometheus, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Ah, didn't know that
Edit: it was in the Independent I read up there, not in the observer I read on the way back: www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/blade-runner-with-a-female-lead-allaction-gals-just-like-mother-7768614.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:11, archived)
# This goes a little more in-depth on what to (currently) expect..
www.aintitcool.com/node/55858
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh oh, another Gibbs is gone.
Behold the magnificent photoshop skills.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Phew. For a minute there I thought maybe I had offended people.
It's good to see things haven't changed around here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:12, archived)
#
Back when Walliams was good :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:16, archived)
# That's ten knocks, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Did you just manage to zombify someone in under 2 minutes?
Those are some damn impressive Tattyshop skills if so :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:25, archived)
# As loathe as I am to admit it, I made this when he fell ill in April.
*looks for jobs in Hull*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:27, archived)
# I hope you have one with a green Barry lined up!
*dons ninja suit and pockets garrotte*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Tell 'im I sent ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:16, archived)
# that's 38 points on my 2012 deadpool score.


[edit] also, "Former BBC Radio 1 DJ Mike Read described his death as a "tragedy"". Oh mike, you're such a card.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2012, 1:31, archived)
# Outlived Gaddafi
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# RIP UR IN HEVEN WITH DAFFY AND SADOM AND HITLOR

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Well, bye then.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_J2JNdC9Vg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Not you. Him

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Bye bye :)
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I would rather he died in a much more satisfying and justified way, but whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# I'd rather the evidence against him had been sound
This is a website run by Jim Swire, father of one of the Lockerbie victims. Those who read Private Eye will also be aware of some of the details Mr Swire and others have discovered during their investigations.

I'm not politicised in any way - I just like things to be based on truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 20 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
# I don't think he did what you think he did.
Not that he was a particularly nice guy, even if you take Lockerbie out of the equation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Oh, the Lockerbie bomber.
Right, with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Farewell
Nasty way to go, but a very nasty deed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Again, B3ta brings me the news first.
Rest in peace (or hellfire, whatever. Just don't come back.)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Totally don't know who this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:41, archived)
# The youth of today
I despair
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I'm 24, do I count as the youth of today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Searched the news for this, but can't find anything.
Mind you I'm struggling to think of any first names other than "Ian" or "Isabelle" :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:03, archived)
# He's the guy that blew up that plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:07, archived)
# It was a piss-poor attempt at a joke, but never mind :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I get jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Toodles
But before you die, we'd like to hand you back.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 21 May 2012, 3:59, archived)
# Always blame the scapegoat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Olde Gardene Partye
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# It's not Pimms o'clock until the tennis racquet is up there sideways
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Knowing her set it's likely to be attempted.
edit: After they've had a few. Not just Asbolina, but the whole bunch of them are smashed most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Pimms
a nice relaxing pimms

hmm, pimms.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I've not had Pimms in over a year.
I must shop.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# haven't had anything of that ilk for some time
I do have some sherry leftover, it's not quite the same though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# pimms jelly
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1288634/pimms-lemon-and-mint-jelly
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# jolly civilised
or should I say

Jelly Civilised!

Eh what!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Pimms is one of my fav drinks.
Giggle juice.

Best served straight from the freezer with Sprite, frozen fruit, cucumbers and ice. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# :)
Do you have a book or something with hundreds of these in?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Book soon.
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# If you were looking for sources on the other hand...
Splunk PG with search "Punch". And snag the HTML archives off the "more files" option.
Good reads too, I often raid them for LEGO Comics and blogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Ah so they are old Punch illustrations?
I did wonder why there were so many of them all the same style
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I've gone off the boil in the last couple of years
THIS WILL NOT STAND. THE HORNED ONE SHALL RISE AND THE FLAMES SHALL RISE AND THE LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Nice...


Also: LEGO Comics ???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 May 2012, 6:38, archived)
# YAY!!!
Most recent: b3ta.com/board/10434051
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2012, 7:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:22, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:30, archived)
# [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Cameron's 'special relationship' with Germany caught on film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Wanker.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10772454
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# That tart gets the toffs, on both sides of the pond, going every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Crack one out for Greece
Ireland, Portugal, Spain, Italy.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# So....
Is he doing himself, or she doing him or he doing her?

Confused.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# well you can see both of his arms, so it must be hers
also if you look very close the thumb has matching purple nail varnish

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I just stared intently at her hand for minutes on end to see that.
until I remembered what she was holding in it. My silent curse will haunt your very existence till your timely end, like your image will haunt my innocent mind forevermore.



Then I stared some more.
(I helped save b3ta! BringYourOwnParachute Meet me here on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I didn't know David Cameron had two left hands
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
# He doesn't
but Merkel has a right hand...
(The Louce, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Austerity wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:54, archived)
# haha! The bloke on the right has just had his turn.
Her hand is on backwards!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I assure you it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:48, archived)
#
Its a pity tug.
(loci, Tue 22 May 2012, 4:37, archived)
# For Shazz (who is probably asleep)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I say. That's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:14, archived)
# That is actually her car,
the cow. (OK I adjusted bits of it)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# What car?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# The car with the power
steering
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
# EEEEE! :D
You really do magic, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Snazzy work, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I see you've located the spot with the best vibes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Not quite ;)
That's actually in the drivers' seat. Trust me on this. The lumpy cam just has her throbbing as you sit at the lights. It's most gratifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Top work
although it looks like you're trying to push the beast to the nearest petrol station
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# With the MPG on that thing
it probably happens a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# TBH I have never been game to calculate that figure
One day I shall work out the km/litre dealio.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# She hunts down fuel instinctively
In fact 'Gilbarco' should be her middle name.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
# great photo
I imagine she is licking her lips
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Not even you could GIF
that Herman. Or could you....
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# there's only one way I could gif it..


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Ah, Wobbly Head girl
Foreva in r hertz
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Hertz indeed
with her variably dampened oscillations.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I sometimes wonder if these people
know how famous they are and what they think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I wonder if she suffers from migraine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# yowch :D
you tied her to the bumper?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
# well it was either that or the kitchen sink
/sexism blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:06, archived)
# HAHA! This is brill! Poor Sundae, though
I've never been so spoiled in all my life as what I have been by Sundae who has tarted up two of my cars now
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Where the hell did Vibrating Head Girl go?
She was just in this thread....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# OH MY GOD, Sundae!!!!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! This is just ajfladjlfjl LOL FANTASTIC!! Rrrrrrrrrrrr and you look bloody great there too!

THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Howdo.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# it's gonna get you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Belly?
Love?
The rhythm?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# ring sting
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Power to the Peapod !
lovely attention to detail
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# No reason. Just bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# And why the FUCK not
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# so that's the Colonel's secret recipe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# it's exploding out from under his bellend! >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Years of pent up frustration leads to unimaginable horrors
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha that made me laugh disproportionately
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
# she's got red on her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Fuck
:D
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Please get bored more often
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Mean while in steampunk heaven...
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Cor, she's got right proper thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# this^
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Those kind of skullcrushing thighs
are exactly what I look for in a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I like my women like I like my coffee.
Milky, with one sugar and a hobnob. Erm, no, hang on.....that's not right.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Freezedried and stored in a cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# slightly elongated and distributed in small plastic bags?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Shipped over from South America?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Shat out by a Civet cat ?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Agitated with a spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Mesmerised by a slice of chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Hand-picked by peasants, roasted, and ground to a fine powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# In a plastic cup
(I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:00, archived)
# Sturdy!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Her legs look furious storng!
edit: I must also give mention to her lovely pair of nacelles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# R Crumb would be drooling right now
She's hot by the way. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# That is most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Yay Ripley with a Flamethrower!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I have obligingly stole it, I will use for something when I blaa blaa install blaa blaa something something
etc

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Why do I hear 'blaa blaa install blaa blaa'
To the Red Hand Gang theme?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# clearly you are an international jewel thief and dangerous criminal mastermind who for some reason is afraid of just flinging a kid in the sea
thus enabling them to thwart your cunning plan at stealing a single diamond or something of similar pointlessnes.

Oh god, now I remember the episode with the "deaf" sister, truck behind deaf sister, man tootles his horn with vigour, and she doesn't move, and one of the kids is like "she's deaf!"

Epic.

no wait, that other word.

Daa da da da daaaa. daa da dada da daaa. daada da dadaada dadada da da daa da.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Woo
Spellcasting. Stop walking: S.T.O.P W.A.L.K.I.M.G.:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
207.44.242.20/board/10670264
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Top stuff! :D

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
# this looks familiar, is it a bitmap bros amiga game?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# This may help ...
or maybe not :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
# aha, magic pockets :D I was more of a speedball/xenon kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I liked Gods, bloody difficult though it was
Bitmap Bros stuff was ace
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I had forgotten all about that one
*digs out emulator*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
# yeah
(waxdart hello., Mon 21 May 2012, 1:46, archived)
# Ooh nice
I gave up last time I tried to do one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
# The technique is pretty simple but the optimisation is a pain
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# looks like a picked to wrong day to quit smoking ;)
Luckily I gave them up years ago never looked back.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Sadly I'm still hooked
Pretty much did for my singing :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Does that mean you can cover Tom Waits now?
::EDIT::*Waites, dammit...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Leonard Cohen
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I'm more William Shatner now
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# giving up smoking is a piece of piss, I've done it hundreds of times
/tediously unhelpful old jokes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
# ^ one of the best decisions of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Hehe, when I still smoked I always used to doodle on the health warning
like adding a c to "harms" to make it "Smoking seriously charms those around you"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Yay - I like the niht driver one....

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# The brilliance of this
belies the filesize :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I like your scrolling things
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I love to scroll :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# there's almost a song in this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# *Sings* Scrolling....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGLNtZ0rEg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I find that video terrifying in some kind of orwellian mandatory fun time you are having fun now kind of way.
Maybe my head is just too messed up for anything anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# that's awesome
reminds me of the Corridor of Blades from Knightmare
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Scrolly goodness!
Nicely done, might use if I can think of something
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Blimey.
I'm in awe. I'd offer to steal it, but for the fact that I don't have the faintest idea of how to put it to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Ooh that is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# \o/ hurrah!!
i love these :D
just not got software to handle them yet
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Excellent. American Werewolf in London?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Yep!
It seemed the correct riff to my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# *Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Oh damn it
there goes any chance of me sleeping tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# terrifying
I'm tempted to fullscreen it and proper shit myself
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# a merkin tarantula wolf in a tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# This
is disturbing but rather excellent
(I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:01, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# that's good
want to put in Paul P being chased by some sewer monsters but my skills are lacking
EDIT: not Paul P but the best I could do
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Silly baby
Forwards make go faster!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
# That's bloody marvellous is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# I've been there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Woo YaY scroll :D
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Ouhhh, these are all STUNNING!
You have skills, Maiden, that I can only dream of.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sun 20 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Damn you smoking ban!
I've had to suffer annoying gits driving past all day blaring their horns.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] this has been in my head since wednesday
thank fuck it's out now
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Looks like the box-art for an awesome Sega Mega Drive game.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I was showing a speedrun of Altered Beast at MegaByte on Friday night...
I'd forgotten how homo-erotic that game is!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# I was playing that the other day.
Heavily muscled men shin-kicking and grabbing floating steroids to turn into bears and wolves?

The 90s were WEIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:24, archived)
# it's supposed to animate, but it kept freezing
I think I've fixed it
it would seem that, on my browser at least, setting frames to over 2000ms causes gifs to freeze on the last frame(but not always)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Hmm... it was working just fine a while ago. It seems to have knackered up right now :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Doesn't work for me either.
(XP, Firefox 12.0)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# everything seems to have disappeared from b3ta uploader
there's something amiss
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Looking across the /board now, there's a few redexes...
I think the b3ta uploader's throwing a wobbly at the moment.

EDIT: Oh wait, it's back now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# yeah, I just reset my browser and everything is fine now
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# This looks like a gothic 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# hah! so it does, I never noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Titty Twister
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
# hot pussy, cold pussy, SMELLY PUSSY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Slickest 'shop from myself yet


Click for bigger (372 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Very sensible foot attire sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 20 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I apologise...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Looks like Robert Downey Jr ran out of work again
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# He's a nutter
Do you know he named his son Upsigh? I don't know, I think it's biblical or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# More original than using fruits for ideas
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# No it's definitely a black Labrador.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# The guys name is Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Off to get food.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Still bored.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hehehe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5-xFenaZI
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Needs more wiggage:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha... How come this has not been done before?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Photoshop CS5.5 only had the wig filter that could cope with such hairloss.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Ah that old euphemism from the old wild west when
a woman's period was referred to as having her wagon painted which then gave rise to the phrase following the wagon trail
*I'm bored too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha!
They'll need these....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I has a hooj quantity of Space Invaders for the London Bash:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Wozza.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# yaaaay!!! I've been ;looking for this pictures for AGES!!!! ya gnopping legend!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 20 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
# hahahaha
top loon work there
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# old pearoast:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 20 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I'll pea your pearoast
As my one was a complete reworking of one I did in 2008:P
*waggles bum*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# mine was created in 2004 :P
damn, too late on the reply
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 20 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Margin!
I loved him in the The Dirgy Dozen.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:54, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm hoping it's like this...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# needs more ladies! :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Cue "but they can fly..."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# can they play the harp though ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# The musical talents of daleks are well-known
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNjlHqkrWR4
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Martin Clunes was never the same after that stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# See Series 4 Episode 2
"The Orchestration of the Daleks"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# He doesn't need to worry, he just needs
a paramedic, or perhaps a nurse
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# needs a ski lift
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# the utimate indignity :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Why in life was he a Dalek from the Jon Pertwee serial "Death to the Daleks"...
Yet in heaven he's a Russel T Davies - era new series Dalek?

Inconsistencies. I'm calling fake on this one.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# heheh
Thought I'd pre-empted the Who geeks with the flying comment.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Pip pip and such like
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Spiffing, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Time for high tea I say
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Lord Kittychener
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# What ho!


On that note - off to the local hostelry!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Chin-chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Rather!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Tally ho :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Nice poshcat!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Jolly kind of you to say so :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# What, what old chap.
what old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# How spiffing old bean
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Nice 'tash
but armchairs and doilies are clearly more refined
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# How civilised :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Top show old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Cracking pic!
*shoves monocle back into eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] JollyJack's XBOX360 is now in heaven.
Sorry I was draw with dA muro(web paint tool)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# RIP JJ'S ECKS BAWKS THREE SIXDEH
4EVA IN R HARTZ XOXOXOX
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Thanks, I've been on tenterhooks waiting to find out what a complete stranger's electronic devices were up to..
*breathes easy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# right, because telling everyone here that you know about someone you've never met's electrical equipment warranty won't make you seem like a fucking mental
also, keep deviant art on deviant art for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Bake it!
But not in an oven.

Not wise.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# It's in silicon heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# RING OF DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Riverghost's PSION erectronic calcurator did fire go on
I saw it while masturbating through his window
Sorry I draw with twig stuck down penis, jabbing at laptop (deviant Arts)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Calkie! Nooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# *openly weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# RDLI4EVR iN R HATS
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# A Rdliroo!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# 4 eva
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# this was what happened when my lexmark printer died


It took a poo and went to heaven. with our hrtz.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Your penis has not humanism
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Yaaaawn...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# *involuntary yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# This is v creepy
But JJ if you are actually looking at this (rather than entering a witness relocation programme and severing all ties to the internet), try contacting Microsoft.

They do seem really flexible warranty-wise for RROD incidents - I ended up getting a brand new machine for my second hand 360 when it got RROD a couple of years ago, despite the fact that it was a) outside the 5 year extended cover they give RROD, and b) second hand through a totally non-MS accredited purches.

Microsoft in "top notch customer service" shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# "win at any cost"
Still, can't argue with getting a replacement machine in such circumstances.

and similarly, I got a replacement hard drive from seagate in the same way.

edit: but that was in warranty, so it's not the same thing, so forget everything I said.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I was gobsmacked.
I don't know if I caught one of their reps on a really good day or what, but straight after the initial phone conversation (where I said it was second hand - no bullshitting on my part, they just took the serial number and ID'd it from that) they emailed me a prepaid postage voucher to send it to them, and within 3 days I had a phone call from them saying "it's an old machine, we generally don't bother repairing them, so there's a new unit on its way to you".

Total down-time 7 days, total effort on my part - finding a cardboard box and a bunch of bubblewrap to pack it in. First rate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# yay for microsoft!
That means you only had to spend 7 days scratching discs yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# To be fair it's been way more reliable than my old PS2 was.
With the obvious exception of the incident referred to above.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# JJ is Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# The compo is a description of what you think heaven is
not where JJ's Xbox might have gone had it such a thing as a soul which is contestable even in humans and certainly not in the case of inanimate objects.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# no no, my lexmark had a soul
I even drawed it!

edit: admittedly, it may be from where I hoofed the shitting thing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Isitastartrekwarsthing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# no, it's an infatuation with a pervy artist and thinking random people on the internet would be interested thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# It's a tediousshitnobodycaresaboutbutitgetsboardmovingagain thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# if only that were her intention
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah, because she seems good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# no, we're good at it
someone could just post CUNT and we'd turn it around if we were in the mood.
It's only because some of us are feeling mischievous that we make something of this desperate confused attempt to tell JJ that she loves him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Mm, does make sense...
I would say it's almost like a mob mentality whenever something like this is posted; everyone dives in with snarky responses and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# standard protective crowd response
psychology 101
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# If the needy need validation, we aim to please.
Sometimes.
Other times, not.

*flips coin*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# It's actually a I'mstandingoutsideyourwindowat2amwithaknifeandsemioncosi'matotalandutterlunaticineverysenseoftheword type of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I'm gonna start closing my curtains from now on. o____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Alright Dave?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPhOjhtCCU
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# awwwwh only 47 views since February
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I've just seen inside Moggy's head...


It's a wonderful place.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I thought it'd look more like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I think my brain would bork if I tried to make that
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# It is real footage.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ning Japan !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# My solar powered digital thermometer is broken
Can I get a picture too?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# You totally creepy fuck

Y U no post sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I want to eat sausage. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
# You're alright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Drone Cat
Hates being grounded.

(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# It's intriguing
yet full of RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# It's the US drone that went down over Iranian airspace.
So they took it in and started showing it off. I imagine that text says "NYAH NYAH, LOOK WHAT WE'VE GOT!"

Fuck knows about the cat, though. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Cats and CDCs = the backbone of b3ta.
This one seems to have some understanding of their preferred audience.
Either that or it's plain coincidence, and they're just well into kittens and cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# <3 needed that laugh
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I'm sure fluckstlicks will do just fine here. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Tricksy business trying to guess such things.
But they seem OK, if a little shy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# To be fair, I think most people have a shaky start. I know I did.
I remember when I uploaded a MAHOOSIVE image, made QOTW mad and had a mini, unannounced flounce for about... 3 days?

This fella (or lady) is doing a lot better than I did at the start. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I watched from the bushes for a wee while, then came steaming in with a Hitler picture.
It seemed to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Ahh - I see =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/rissoles_85938
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Rissoles
She tastes of Lamb, not ham.
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, fluckstlicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Fank
Yoo.
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Oh man,
That's going to be a PITA to take to the vet.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# What in the actual fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Checklist checks out.
Kitten - Check
CDC - Check
Level of RIS - 4.3/5

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Isitastartrekwarsthing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# This is a shopped image of a cat. There should be no RISsing here!
Hello new person. Draw yourself up a kitten etc. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] greedy
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Souleater!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Deep-fried souls
Braw, have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# D'you get wafers with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Oh, the cat's eaten it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Looks like the sort of leaflets I get posted all the time in Preston.
Absolutely nightmarish. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# haha!
I took inspiration from those leaflets
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I got one the other day that looked SO 80's. It looked a bit like Tron.
I was digging it until I turned it over and found out what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Yeah..
God would look fucking cool on 1 of those lightcycle bikes from tron
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I actually ended up drawing lightcycles on it.
So in a way, I guess I should be grateful for the religious lot posting dodgy looking leaflets through my letterbox; gives me something to deface.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I bet even the people who post them wonder why they do it
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Well they think the whole world revolves around a book written in the Dark Ages so...
/athejismblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
# That's if God really does look like that
I've got a feeling he doesn't though
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# croc epic
le mangeur de reves :D
likey
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Good morning the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# That's one small step for [a] banger, one giant leap for sausagekind
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
# exactly one week after his brother won the grand national
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# We should have a b3ta sausage week.
bacon has all the limelight lately. (although nothing wrong with having 'moar bacon, vicar?')
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
# I have to admit I'm a little spent with all these sausages
but I'm still enjoying posting them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# One can never have too much sausage
Trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Have you also told everyone about you inventing the sausage?
Or did I just put my foot in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
Sausage® Week™

From the Inventors of Blood©
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# *pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# NASA's wurst mistake.
(#1, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Huston. We have hit a snag:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Oh, is it sausage time?
biro-art.com
More absurdity

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Best of times, wurst of times etc etc
Nifty little chap though!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# A friend of mine nearly choked on a chipolata
he was ok until he took a turn for the wurst.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Was this the friend who lived in Banger?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Now that's comedy
Now do a picture of a black man with huge lips, eating watermelon
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Yeah I know.
This was actually drawn as a challenge from Rob in a b3ta newsletter. Blame him.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# hahaa :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Hahah yay
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
# SOSOSARMAGIS! SOSMAJIMJIS! SOSSIJIS!
(TheCastrator, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# SAUSSICE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# In space no one can hear you sizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# My god, it's full of gristle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# The shadow is all wrong!
It is a fake!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 20 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

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