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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
[Witty comment about voting for the new QOTW goes here, got nothing]

Theft - tell us your stories of not paying for it

Art - I once somehow ended up holding a paintbrush being given orders of what to do by a Frenchman with a megaphone. It was fun. What art
bollocks have you participated in/instigated/actually got paid for?

Money - what additional income streams have you developed above you know, having a job

Down on the Farm - been chased from a field by a shotgun wielding maniac? Removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories







Vote now closed. You may still vote, but it will not be counted, and we'll send rabid monkeys round your house.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Alright Scaryduck, sorry about you having a hard time of it and all
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
# yeah, sorry
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Alright?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah, ta
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# hey scaryduck, remember when it was 2005 and we all had blogs and nobody was mean?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# awwwwww not art
I'll get called a reactionary thickoid again
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Art.
*cracks knuckles*
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# has this been done already then?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Farm.....
....I used to know this aged Scotish guy who had one. A very noisy farm at that.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Art
And compo repost:


(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] "George, do we REALLY need another argument about who shot first?"
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# pfft....
and it's off to Hull for me

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I thought
it would go through the button hole and miss
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 1:40, archived)
# stay and chat scaryduck, I might buy your book.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Is there an epub version available?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I sure hope so!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I voted just to see if those lines became the same color when at same %
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Boris, Gideon and Dave spend the weekends reliving the old school days

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Ewwww
his 'o' face is frankly horrific
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Ok, last time you animated him you implied he had two left hands
Now you're saying he's got two cocks. What is he?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
# It's George
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I was always disappointed that there was never a breakaway splinter of the Ba'ath party
called the Jaq'uzzi party
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Gnaaarrgghhh
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Jacuzzi is French for "Who farted? It was you, wasn't it."
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Yup.
It's a corruption of j'accuse lui. Maybe.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Either way that's some sleuthy linguistics!
(unlike my own, having just made up "sleuthy")
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS is a wonderful phrase.
I've started saying it in real life.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I've recently taken to using the word "fuckhound" to describe people
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I once called someone a "shitehawk". They laughed at me.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Fucksocks (TM)

Available from JML
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# *click*
hehe
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# john peel?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# .

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I <3 FARTS

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Hai Moleypoos :)
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Hallo me old beauty.
How's you?
:D

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Simmering in the Office sun :)
You my fine fellow?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# I'm super thanks.
Just about to go out for a bike ride. Make the most of this unusually clement weather.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
# that's her fart right?
out of her muffchuff?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic explosion repost:
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
# She looks the sort...

Muffchuff... Pfft!

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
# she looks quite muffchuffed with it too!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
# queeftastic
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# heehee
57 varieties of Nuked Beans *off to the shops*
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Less than three farts?
liar :-P
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Boom!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's a very VERY old one...
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Ewww - both films now ruined :D
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry I dropped one right on top of you... Didn't see you there.
:D

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Not a prob Bob
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
# :)
Ning Bela! :D
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha
toilet humour
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# we're all in this together


Click for bigger (491 kb)


drawing on canvas, collage, colouring
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Hands up if you like fisting
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I like it
reminds me of Klimt
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I've got a chathedral roof that needs painting...
Nice work, has to be seen big to appreciate.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeeeeeee!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
# mmmm, cauliflower
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
#
cauliflower brains
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Pretty.
:D

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# nice
reminds me of the end of an animation I made years ago: www.q4nobody.co.uk/jeremy.html
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# nice also.
i almost put a hanging person in it, but thought this looked more sinister...
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
# My favorite.
(, Sat 26 May 2012, 6:43, archived)
# that would make a great album cover
for someone
(, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# One for Maiden...:)
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I hope there are chips on that bus
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
# took me a moment
then i was like, aha, then haha
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
Tell me you changed the numberplate to 'WAS' also?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Ooh, no sir...
...just noticed that! :)
Hai BTW Q! \O/
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Morning mate
Nice out again today. Is it beer time yet?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Morning matey!
Tis always beer tiem ;)
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Oh my word...
Hahaha!
:D

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Haha :D
That looks like a Rotherham or Doncaster bus fleet number gives it away.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Pfft :D
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Oh shit, LOL
My mate Chris works for them!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# haha great
needs more "first" verse :D:D
still gets clicked like
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# 'Ning!
How are you this morning?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# soiled
yourself?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# great effect
I like it
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
# surely you can't be serious?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:50, archived)
# I am
and my name isn't Shirley :P
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
# There is no parking in the magenta zone.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Don't start with that 'magenta zone' shit
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# I know what this is about
you want me to have an abortion!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Calm down, Calm down!
Get a hold of yourself!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
# this must have took ages
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] cor! this is my very first gif from years ago! my! how time flies. must have been mad to make it! nothing has changed then!


edit:- looked at the file date.... 29 November 2004 woooo!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] You know what that needs
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Tiberium Wars yay!
\o/
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Oh, is it?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry] IT'S CHRISTMAS
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Bring on the Olympics
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
# This is superb
you win the internets
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Thanks
Finally. I feel so alive!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Yep
If you didn't know that, where did you find it?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
# YT search for "end of the world" I expect
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# donkocalypse
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
# WE DON'T NEED THAT ANY MORE.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
# altern 8 face mask!
/oldskool raver blog
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
# haha
tell 'em ginger joe.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# i made a picture one day too
just a sec, ill start a new thread about it
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
# I am retroactively calling FAQ because back then the limit was 250k
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Awww
bye bye kitteh
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] nice explosion ! also works on dogs
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
# not safe for work
can you link it please
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 7:48, archived)
# is it safe for the train?
edit: nope
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# 0_o
Eeeeerrrr slightly nsfw old chap
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 7:50, archived)
# is there a mod around ?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Link it, dickhead.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Not going quite as well as you had planned?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:07, archived)
# She's got a big lump missing from her elbow
Yes, that's the first thing I noticed.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:10, archived)
# Hurrah
cheers mod
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:11, archived)
# ^ THIS
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:14, archived)
# hentai plus 2 bombs = fucking disgusting female wrestler?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
# I am at work
bewbs
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] How come the sales did not pick up in 1950 ? Satisfaction was garranteed !
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 7:31, archived)
# i could be wrong
but i'm sure the makers offered money to anyone that found radioactive material
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Reincarnation just can't come quickly enough for the Dalai Lama

He's really looking forward to it!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 6:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:20, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 4:39, archived)
# Yay!!! This should realy happen!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 6:49, archived)
# Not too sexy for their shirts...
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Dickhats.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Wh-
What are they? What the fuck am I looking at!?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:35, archived)
# If you don't know.. it's probably best not to know
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:43, archived)
# *filenames* They look like they've both been dead for about a week each. Why are they grey?
Oh yeah, and the Gary Glitter uniforms and all that.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Dickhats.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 2:42, archived)
# haha

amish scallies
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 4:05, archived)
# Christ, what a thing to wake up to
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this and i think it should win!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] just peaing in your thread
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] just peaing in your pea
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Well, I for one welcome our new bironic overlords
Nice logo, by the way. Needs one in crayon for the special olympics.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 7:14, archived)
[challenge entry] pea-ish

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# how much
for a 40"x20" canvas print? :-)
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# here's a 40x20 pixel print




that'll be twenty quid, thanks :)
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 6:34, archived)
# NYARRRGSH!!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
# IIIIII WILL EAT YOUR SOOOOUUUL!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Stay off the brown acid.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# NEVER!
It's all I have left!!
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Best Before: 1970
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
# This is giving me nightmares
Love it though. Very nice work there.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# fuck me!
WOO!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:38, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 2:02, archived)
# cool daddyo
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Surreally good :)
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:23, archived)

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