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(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Emily Elizabeth fell in love with little Clifford at first sight.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Clifford the Big Grey Nonce
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:08, archived)
# I used to try to avoid Clifford The Big Red Dog in the mornings
before my daughter went to elementary school; the theme tune is a virulent ear-worm.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:11, archived)
# is he just far away in the bottom one?
are they in actual fact BOTH Max?
discuss:)
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:03, archived)
# I feel it might be the past versus present representation of his egoic structure.
Or maybe he really is a balloon.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Bet he's feeling a bit deflated now
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 1:27, archived)
# Neither of them are Max or Min
"That's because Mr Clifford has an average-sized penis. That will be his evidence."
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:07, archived)
# I think fictional biggun is OK.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:08, archived)
# It's trad dad
Jazz and Draw: Art Blakey and The Jazz Messengers play Sakeena's Vision

Or bebop in this case. Anyway JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Nice.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
# My mother was, and is, the wind
Can you hear her?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:54, archived)
# SHABBA-DEE-DOO-WOP-DABBA-DEE-CLEO-LAINE-DO-DO-DABBA-DI-SKI-WOP-TASTIC!!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:54, archived)
# I miss the cosby show
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Home Jazz Hands
Smokin'
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Jazz, Man!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:03, archived)
# Very nice
I can see this working on Cartoon Network?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Like an Avengers or Justice League but with Jazzers?
The Fantastic Four with Acker Bilk, Miles Davis, Jan Garbarek and Zoe Rahman.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's TOAP but what isn't in this image challenge? :D
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha
TOAP is the bedrock of B3ta and I shall defend it's use until my dying day. Well that's me dead tomorrow.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:20, archived)
# They were only making plans for Nigel.
He couldn't make it as a punker.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for another visit to the Toapiary
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:29, archived)
#
I could not find the words to say. 10 minutes looked to the square. There's a great feeling and smell of the photon density.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:54, archived)
# Happy Ed Balls Day!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:54, archived)
#
I could not find the words to say. 10 minutes looked to the square. There's a great feeling and smell of the photon density.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:45, archived)
# We would've been better off keeping the afterbirth, you ungrateful little shit.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:14, archived)
# Crumbs, that sounds a bit harsh; even for b3ta.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:15, archived)
# you need to shop a kitten and say three hail mary's...only then can you redeem your coupons
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Here in Merika, on the cheap cable channels
We have a surplus of 2 minute long commercials, but the worst are two nearly identical pleading for the rescue of either orphan children or abandon pets. I think they were made by the same director because the camera work is so similar. Mostly aimed directly to the sad eyes of the subjects, with a 2nd rate actress asking for donations, while depressing music plays.
I would really rather watch the "I've fallen and I can't get up!" ads!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:12, archived)
# On the gooooooood ship LOLLIPOP!!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:32, archived)
# just a little more practice needed with the salute and he'll be ship-shape
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:49, archived)
# TENNNNNNN-SH-OWWW!!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Oddly engaging
In a Max Clifford way
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:23, archived)
# THAT MAN IS A FUCKING HUGE COCK.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:48, archived)
# But on the other hand...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Have another slow-roasted pea
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Dr. Lecter, Shirley?
He didn't spend all that time at evil medical school etc. etc.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Count Hannibal Lecter VIII, surely?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:17, archived)
# That's a Mr Meanour
Or maybe a felony.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] p2
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:07, archived)
# "It's loooooog, it's looooog"
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
"It's loooooog, it's looooog"
it's better than bad, it's good !
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:59, archived)
# Was that the theme with the mouth-harp?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:09, archived)
# Your song coud catch fire it's so hot!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Log!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:13, archived)
# "Well why don't ya fetch me another"
"Then we can share a pair of short trunks..."
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:06, archived)
# wood
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Specialists in reputation management. Off you go then...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Max Sentence lols
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:50, archived)
# No parole rofls
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] simple really
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:52, archived)
# It does seem sometimes as though a lot of people can't grasp that one.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:57, archived)
# i love his cheeky little smile!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:02, archived)
# That's wind, that is...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:13, archived)
# More right wing authoritarian than me
Seems like a nice chap though for a nazi ;)
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:08, archived)
# One of Brian Blessed's tales is that he sparred with him.
Trust Blessed to be the one to try and plant one on the most peaceful man on Earth.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:23, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Slide this in here...
 photo helenkellerstories_zps26a4af06.jpg
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha*gasp*hahahaha
'clicked hard'
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:27, archived)
# It's funny 'cause it's true.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sensitive chap enjoyed his pottery

Sorry
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:32, archived)
# Good moment to post my new bunker pic

Runs
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:32, archived)
# He doesn't have very
FAR to GO
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Haha

Enjoyed 1st episode last nights was slightly lacking in violence
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:39, archived)
#
I also am enjoying it. Both me and my son found both episodes amusing, especially the woman/hammer incident. Although I'm not sure if that was meant to be funny...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:44, archived)
# The taking a dump scene was hilarious
Some great photography throughout
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Yes
it almost makes me want to go there. Looks lovely.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:52, archived)
# It's very good.
I particularly like the new mix of characters. It's like reverse-consolidation of those of the movie.

The Coens do some great stuff, but they always risk making something so stylised - so deep in isolated characters and cultural symbolism - that the result is unbearably grim and unwatchable (*ahem* A Serious Man) despite being superlative 'cinematography'.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
# eine kleine kiln
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Thankfully Joseph Heller's publishers stuck with him until he hit his stride

(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:39, archived)
# but what colour will the cover be? I NEED TO KNOW!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Heller...is it me you're looking for?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:52, archived)
# if it is, you should worry
as he's been dead for over 14 years
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe this shouldn't exist...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:47, archived)
# those guys at Operation Yewtree are planning on digging him up to face further allegations
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:48, archived)
# the far one's yours the rest are mine
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:51, archived)
#
They're all swamp hogs, except second right. I'd have that one.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Is this based on a reality TV show...
...I do hope so.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Been spendin' most my life readin this...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:39, archived)
#
that song was on the wireless earlier, and I still knew all the words.
I dont know if that is a good or bad thing...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:42, archived)
# well if nothing else
it shows your long term memory is still working.
well done.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:57, archived)
# YAY!
its the just the short time thats fucking up at the moment...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:59, archived)
# sorry
who are you again?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
#
*forgets log-in details*
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:24, archived)
# shows your love for Stevie Wonder
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:24, archived)
# b3ta
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:25, archived)
#
I'd hate to forget an edition.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:41, archived)
# yay 'raffes........I might do a Godfrey the Annoying Giraffe......Totally ripping off this guy who used to do one about a horse on b3ta
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:58, archived)
# at breakneck speed
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:21, archived)
# ah, the secret unlock in Vimod's Zamboni ride
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:13, archived)
# FUCK
THERE IS A FUNCTIONAL MOTOCYCLE STUCK IN THAT GIRAFFE'S ARSE
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:16, archived)
# I unlocked this level on Pole Position.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:54, archived)
# This is ace !
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# hmmmm....
sounds like another tall story.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:58, archived)
# I got the first book already, just the head, I can't wait for the 2nd one, the neckst one in the series.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Stick with it, the series has legs.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha
you have some neck posting this ;)
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I started this but kind of got lost along the way by confusing Marxists, Stalinists, Leninists, Maoists and Balls.
Stalinists Leninists Maoists and Balls.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:58, archived)
# a major misunderstanding has occurred
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
 photo youtubefordummies_zps1bd4e8bf.jpg
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Fake and gay
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:55, archived)
# UR mum
etc...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:05, archived)
# horrible, but excellent! :D
WOO!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:08, archived)
# you have just runniend my Sunday night.
I need a drink to make it go away.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 3:27, archived)
# hammers... kill it.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 6:54, archived)
# Bolied Sm-egg :D
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Tools required in real life?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:08, archived)
# glasses?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:37, archived)
# probably where you left 'em
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:29, archived)
# Hope it runs off the mains
There will never be a battery big enough
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] tempting tepee teases
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:24, archived)
# mods are asleep, post dogs
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:21, archived)
# Now there's a thing of beauty
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:25, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:27, archived)
# Stunning
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:35, archived)
# if this doesnt get FP'ed, I will suck that dog's dick
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:43, archived)
# Let's be honest here
you've done it in advance, just in case.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:51, archived)
#
in case because it was there
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:22, archived)
# oh wow
hahaha
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:00, archived)
# Ja! Ja!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:09, archived)
# does that arm belong to Rob?...I heard he fingers kids and dogs.......I just hope he doesn't use the same finger
woosome
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:24, archived)
# Mummy, I feel sick....
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:44, archived)
# We have a winner.
:D
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:21, archived)
# Robs too busy these days to do it himself.
Lovely.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 3:09, archived)
# excellent machineryism
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 7:48, archived)
# hahaha, rob fingers kids
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:42, archived)
# so smooth for under 400kb.
Witchcraft I tell ye, witchcraft.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:26, archived)
# that's a corker!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Wow woo yay hoopla clicks etc etc :D
I marvel at the complexity of this
please tell me it took you at least a week
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:10, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:12, archived)
# All of the aces.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha, modtastic
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Thanks you lot
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Superbly animated !
(Feels humbled by your skillz)
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:27, archived)
# HOORAY FOR DRIMBLE
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Majestic
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:04, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:23, archived)
# The end of the finger
should be brown by now.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:32, archived)
# The dog's never fed
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:19, archived)
# oh christ on a stick
this is the best thing forever and ever
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:57, archived)

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